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UPDATE: I'm going to marry my fat gf

I've been with her for 8 years now. We're going to do a co...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/27/25
If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever...
nubile soul-stirring sanctuary
  09/27/25
She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything ...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/27/25
Gen X: The Poast
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Chestnut Big Haunted Graveyard
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Odious Hall Mediation
  09/29/25
Who popped the question
iridescent theater knife
  09/27/25
I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, &...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/27/25
Alpha and romantic
iridescent theater knife
  09/27/25
I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/27/25
That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes...
light adventurous dilemma telephone
  09/28/25
180
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180
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expected TSINAH
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Godawful stead sandwich
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He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like th...
Curious institution
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talented marketing idea
  09/27/25
Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a &q...
Godawful stead sandwich
  09/28/25
180
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spruce heady set
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180 congrats
flesh fanboi juggernaut
  09/27/25
TY
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/27/25
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spruce heady set
  09/27/25
180, congrats! Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make s...
maize 180 toilet seat
  09/27/25
There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/27/25
Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq. Seri...
maize 180 toilet seat
  09/27/25
I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the ...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/27/25
congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capa...
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  09/28/25
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spruce heady set
  09/27/25
i'll even be respectful and mute my phone
vibrant market idiot
  09/28/25
Congrats?
unholy orchestra pit
  09/27/25
She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retir...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/27/25
Can’t really go through something much worse than you ...
maize 180 toilet seat
  09/27/25
this is one of the saddest things ive ever read
talented marketing idea
  09/27/25
As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr ...
light adventurous dilemma telephone
  09/27/25
Do you ever buttfuck her?
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  09/27/25
you need to review the lore tab on the zozo iOS app
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  09/27/25
I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had
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  09/27/25
First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/27/25
how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not reall...
brindle seedy parlour goyim
  09/27/25
She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer pla...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/28/25
Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk
Aphrodisiac resort affirmative action
  09/28/25
Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!
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  09/27/25
180, can we get a stance on Palestine?
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  09/27/25
Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request
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Personally, I don't care about Palestinians or arabs in gene...
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Sooty Stage Masturbator
  09/30/25
Also is she even overweight anymore You know you could ju...
iridescent theater knife
  09/27/25
She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fuc...
maize 180 toilet seat
  09/27/25
180
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180 congrats!
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  09/27/25
180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch o...
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  09/27/25
Congrats!
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  09/27/25
Are you cancer free?
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  09/27/25
5 years cancer free
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/27/25
180
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180
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DON'T DO IT. I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it...
Curious institution
  09/27/25
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unholy orchestra pit
  09/27/25
Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she br...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/27/25
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Spectacular Shivering Shrine
  09/28/25
Congratulations!
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  09/27/25
Congrats! Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth ...
comical rigor office
  09/27/25
Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to v...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/27/25
How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking f...
Dull blood rage
  09/28/25
in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?
Snowy dashing selfie
  09/28/25
I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have mil...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/28/25
Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in re...
maize 180 toilet seat
  09/28/25
I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 2...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/28/25
Do you work days 14on/14off?
Dull blood rage
  09/28/25
Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually on...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/28/25
Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that s...
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  09/28/25
We will have more disposable income in retirement than we cu...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/28/25
He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and ...
Contagious Heaven Kitty
  09/28/25
I have a rich inner life
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/28/25
I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socializa...
Contagious Heaven Kitty
  09/28/25
I'm never going to work another day in my life. Between ...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/28/25
If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do d...
unholy orchestra pit
  09/29/25
Lmao, tell us more about losing everything
unholy orchestra pit
  09/29/25
Congratulations, Dirte. Come visit in Phoenix in the winter...
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  09/27/25
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  09/28/25
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Aphrodisiac resort affirmative action
  09/28/25
Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/28/25
Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mi...
abnormal cracking brethren
  09/28/25
awesome! Got it!
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/28/25
We all need to know. How fat is she?
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  09/27/25
I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an &...
Aphrodisiac resort affirmative action
  09/28/25
...
Snowy dashing selfie
  09/27/25
Can't wait for your swinger arc How's the sex life? Any ...
mind-boggling menage
  09/27/25
Was that really 8 years ago??!!
Orchid Thriller Personal Credit Line Pit
  09/28/25
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Galvanic blathering legal warrant step-uncle's house
  09/28/25
:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that wo...
maize 180 toilet seat
  09/28/25
Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer a...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/28/25
remind us what it says
Spectacular Shivering Shrine
  09/28/25
Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, ...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/28/25
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Snowy dashing selfie
  09/28/25
ah yeah classic xo
Spectacular Shivering Shrine
  09/28/25
180
Hideous den
  09/28/25
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Rose mood
  09/29/25
zomg i remember that
Sooty Stage Masturbator
  09/30/25
Post pic of fat gf and exwife
Dull blood rage
  09/28/25
Happy for you, brother
nudist bat shit crazy international law enforcement agency
  09/28/25
what's his name??
Diverse Gay Wizard
  09/28/25
Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending inf...
Stimulating mustard sweet tailpipe place of business
  09/28/25
How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an ho...
Aphrodisiac resort affirmative action
  09/28/25
Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occ...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/28/25
are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little o...
Snowy dashing selfie
  09/28/25
I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggl...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/28/25
cr, ty
Snowy dashing selfie
  09/28/25
bravo
Spectacular Shivering Shrine
  09/28/25
how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?
Citrine exhilarant plaza hissy fit
  09/28/25
Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really h...
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/29/25
how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then s...
Citrine exhilarant plaza hissy fit
  10/01/25
Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in ...
Aphrodisiac resort affirmative action
  10/01/25
congratulations!
Sooty Stage Masturbator
  09/28/25
Thanks
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/28/25
180
Chestnut Big Haunted Graveyard
  09/28/25
Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!
Turquoise doctorate abode
  09/29/25
For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/29/25
congrats man!
Multi-colored Persian
  09/29/25
Thank you, brother
jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter
  09/29/25
How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell
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  10/01/25


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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

I've been with her for 8 years now.

We're going to do a courthouse wedding in early December, to maximize tax benefits.

She's going to sell her house, pay off mine and we're both going to retire this next year. This will be her last year of teaching, and my last year of spending half the year away at work in the arctic.

Life is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49308043)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: nubile soul-stirring sanctuary

If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever though best outcome for a 30s mo.

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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything in my divorce a little over a decade ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49308058)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Fighting love of her life

Gen X: The Poast

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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Curious institution



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Grizzly Hairraiser Coldplay Fan



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: aromatic lemon public bath



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Razzmatazz sepia factory reset button



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Wonderful Cuckoldry Area



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:24 AM
Author: unholy orchestra pit



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: Spectacular Shivering Shrine



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: copper elite idea he suggested double fault



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Hideous den



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Chestnut Big Haunted Graveyard



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Odious Hall Mediation



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: iridescent theater knife

Who popped the question

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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, "so, I bought that ring, we should probably do this before year end."

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: iridescent theater knife

Alpha and romantic

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied: "I accept :)"

Second marriages are generally less romantic and more pragmatic. I haven't felt butterflies since my twenties.

Even though it sounds sad, I'm actually really happy and content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49308247)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: light adventurous dilemma telephone

That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes a long way.

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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: burgundy boyish locale

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: comical rigor office



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: outnumbered trailer park cumskin

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: spruce heady set



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: talented marketing idea

expected TSINAH

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Godawful stead sandwich



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Curious institution

He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like the black people he disdains.

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: talented marketing idea



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:09 AM
Author: Godawful stead sandwich

Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a "FAILED TURNING POINTS OF TSINAH'S ENGAGEMENT" thread. Their wedding and babby has been six months away for three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49308641)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Pearly razzle church building ladyboy

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: spruce heady set



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: flesh fanboi juggernaut

180 congrats

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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

TY

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: spruce heady set



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: maize 180 toilet seat

180, congrats!

Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make sure it’s not during an EPAH hearing or ragnus job interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49308062)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just going to have a BBQ and have a few friends over. Far more pragmatic than romantic at our ages.

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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: maize 180 toilet seat

Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq.

Serious congrats - hope things are good all around. Your kids in HS now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49308075)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the older one is graduating and the younger is entering junior year. Both of their college accounts are fully funded. The youngest has eyes on service academies. She was running DII college times as an 8th grader in track, but you just never know what's going to happen to girls bodies as they develop. Her genetics are narrow hips and small boobs. Great for a runner, not great for giving me grandbabies one day.

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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Snowy dashing selfie

congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capable of giving you grandchildren. service academies seem like an interesting environment for a woman, too

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: spruce heady set



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: vibrant market idiot

i'll even be respectful and mute my phone

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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

Congrats?

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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retire. We keep running the numbers and scenarios and we don't see why we're still working.

I do love her, and she loves me, but it's more about compatibility and compromise. She takes care of me and is really fun to be around.

We're looking forward to traveling in the winter for months once my youngest graduates in two years.

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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: maize 180 toilet seat

Can’t really go through something much worse than you did, so she passes the test.

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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: talented marketing idea

this is one of the saddest things ive ever read

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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: light adventurous dilemma telephone

As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr to me.

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: brindle seedy parlour goyim

Do you ever buttfuck her?

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Transparent Bawdyhouse Alpha

you need to review the lore tab on the zozo iOS app

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: brindle seedy parlour goyim

I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had

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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed up in her ratchet motorhome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49308233)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: brindle seedy parlour goyim

how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not really fat?

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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer player of the year in hs. She has skinny wrists and ankles, but a little bit of a gut. I was once a really good athlete, but nobody would ever guess that looking at me now.

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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac resort affirmative action

Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: crusty umber associate corner

Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49308097)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: mahogany excitant turdskin queen of the night

180, can we get a stance on Palestine?

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Cream nibblets quadroon

Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request

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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

Personally, I don't care about Palestinians or arabs in general, but what Israel is doing and has done is nothing short of evil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49308236)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: burgundy boyish locale



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Chestnut Big Haunted Graveyard



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: Sooty Stage Masturbator



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: iridescent theater knife

Also is she even overweight anymore

You know you could just put her on ozempic

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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: maize 180 toilet seat

She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fucking hot, so the bar was set extremely high.

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Bonkers histrionic whorehouse famous landscape painting

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: out-of-control range therapy

180 congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49308145)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: low-t generalized bond prole

180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch of good news all at once. Things falling into place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49308147)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: titillating nighttime garrison tattoo

Congrats!

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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: maniacal mischievous elastic band

Are you cancer free?

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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

5 years cancer free

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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: drunken black woman hospital

180

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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: maniacal mischievous elastic band

180

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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Slate frozen foreskin dog poop



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: motley alcoholic fortuitous meteor



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Curious institution

DON'T DO IT.

I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it once, don't do this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49308195)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she brought into the marriage and we have a prenup. If it fails, I'll just move to Thailand and live like a king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49308240)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Spectacular Shivering Shrine



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: light adventurous dilemma telephone

Congratulations!

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: comical rigor office

Congrats!

Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth exceeding 33x my annual spend, but feel nervous about that being enough to retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49308296)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to value inflation adjusted pensions though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49308307)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Dull blood rage

How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking for me 5mil might also be the retirement number. At that level could live off qqqi and btci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49308633)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Snowy dashing selfie

in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49308835)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have million dollar homes with mortgages around 250 each. Homes purchased much cheaper around 2010. She has a teacher's pension of $4,200 a month, my Tax free VA disability check is $4,500. I'm guessing her pension is worth around 1.1mm, and my VA is about 1.5 mm. My 401k is currently around 1.4 mm. I probably have 600K in vehicles, boats, guns, etc. Neither of us have any debt, and we both have free healthcare. Kids college is paid for. I'm sure I'm missing something, but we're fine and can live on the pension income alone. I know I'm just an oilfield worker, but I've averaged about 250-300K a year for the last decade. Certainly not wealthy, but it's afforded me a really good lifestyle.

If anyone can think of a reason why I shouldn't retire, let me know. I get zero satisfaction from working and would be much more fulfilled by enjoying my hobbies. Fat GF will probably substitute teach whenever she feels like it. I'm not sure how we stack up to many other retirees, but I'd imagine we're in the top 10% of all retirees. I'm literally the dumbest poaster to ever contribute here, so I don't know how I ended up with a top 10% outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49309179)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: maize 180 toilet seat

Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in retirement are those who have no hobbies or are alone. You are neither of these.

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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 250K job where we only work half the year. I just tell them that I'm good financially, and I'm ready to start living. The two big issues most people have retiring early is the 10% penalty for 401K/IRA withdrawals and healthcare cost. I have neither of those worries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49309196)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Dull blood rage

Do you work days 14on/14off?

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually only end up working about 4.5 months a year

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: appetizing sienna electric furnace mad cow disease

Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that salary and your gf is presumably accustomed to the living arrangement

But you should retire, congrats

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

We will have more disposable income in retirement than we currently have, after combining households. Sinecure be damned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49309508)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Contagious Heaven Kitty

He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and living under his roof.

The day is quickly coming where this will no longer be the case.

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

I have a rich inner life

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Contagious Heaven Kitty

I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socialization from your work too. That's gonna be gone.

Kids gone, coworkers gone. Just you and your fat wife.

The trouble with retiring early is that you might realize that your lack of productivity is causing problems but you're going to be *extremely* hesitant to go back to work. Because working does in fact suck. And you're not going to want to go back because you're not going to make as much because of dat resume gap.

Not saying you shouldn't quit that oilfield stuff because that doesn't seem like something that a reasonably wealthy aging cancer survivor should be beating himself up with. But I do think you should give a ton of thought as to how you can do things that will maintain a sense of accomplishment. And unless you're going to dive pretty hard into volunteerism, that means work.

IIRC you have an accounting background. Maybe hang a shingle and do tax? The weather is fairly shit from January to April so it's not like you're gonna spend a ton of time outside

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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

I'm never going to work another day in my life.

Between Men's beer league hockey, men's night golf, fishing trips, skiing, apres skiing, and traveling, I don't think I'll want for any more socialization than I already get. My home is on a very social lake where we're basically drinking at the fire/pontooning every evening and playing on jetskis and ski boats all day.

Fat GF and I also have a pretty deep bucket list of things we want to do: Spring training AZ & FL, Kentucky Derby, Fenway, sailing, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49310155)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do during a time period where the stock market 5x’d

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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

Lmao, tell us more about losing everything

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: abnormal cracking brethren

Congratulations, Dirte. Come visit in Phoenix in the winter. Oh, if it doesn’t work out Tommy T will be waiting for you in Thailand. You can replicate that first date anal experience.

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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: nudist bat shit crazy international law enforcement agency



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac resort affirmative action



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just talking about heading to AZ for some spring training games. Also, my cousin is dating a star on the Diamondbacks, we thought that would be a fun time getting to meet him and catching a game.

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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: abnormal cracking brethren

Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mid April and a little in Nov-Dec. Moniker@gmail



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

awesome! Got it!

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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: sapphire genital piercing boltzmann

We all need to know. How fat is she?

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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac resort affirmative action

I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an "absolute unit"

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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Snowy dashing selfie



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling menage

Can't wait for your swinger arc

How's the sex life? Any kinky stuff? Your stories of getting laid in Hawaii were the best

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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Orchid Thriller Personal Credit Line Pit

Was that really 8 years ago??!!

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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Galvanic blathering legal warrant step-uncle's house



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: maize 180 toilet seat

:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that woman he tagged on the Maui hotel balcony has been married for 8 years.

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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer and had a lot of questions. I'm never getting rid of that postcard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49309204)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Spectacular Shivering Shrine

remind us what it says

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, your kids are adorable, if you want to hang out, my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx."

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Snowy dashing selfie



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Spectacular Shivering Shrine

ah yeah

classic xo

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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Hideous den

180

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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Rose mood



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Sooty Stage Masturbator

zomg i remember that

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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:15 AM
Author: Dull blood rage

Post pic of fat gf and exwife

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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: nudist bat shit crazy international law enforcement agency

Happy for you, brother

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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Diverse Gay Wizard

what's his name??

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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Stimulating mustard sweet tailpipe place of business

Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending infinitely more time together once you're both retired? That could change the dynamic quite a bit. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49308813)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac resort affirmative action

How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an hour of meeting her?

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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occurrence. I lost a lot of respect for women in general that few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2).#49309183)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Snowy dashing selfie

are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little of both? like how do you even do this

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggled with women and have always outrun my coverage. Maybe it's aura, maybe it's confidence, maybe it's just dumb luck, I'm not sure. None of my close friends get it either. I think mostly it's because I'm not a pussy, and I'm not afraid to approach women. Rejection has never phased me.

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Snowy dashing selfie

cr, ty

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Spectacular Shivering Shrine

bravo

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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Citrine exhilarant plaza hissy fit

how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?

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Date: September 29th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really hammered.

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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Citrine exhilarant plaza hissy fit

how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then she asks your to fuck her ass?

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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac resort affirmative action

Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in Alaska permanently?

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Sooty Stage Masturbator

congratulations!

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

Thanks

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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Chestnut Big Haunted Graveyard

180

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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Turquoise doctorate abode

Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!

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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?

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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored Persian

congrats man!

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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: jet-lagged ticket booth trump supporter

Thank you, brother

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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Marvelous vermilion chapel french chef

How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell

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