They had this thing called a Guyanese Moshpit where they dance, drink and fight. It was 180 some guy drank something and got poisoned and started having a seizure and people carried him off laughing.

The maid of honor started giving her speech and turned to the groom. She said she didn’t respect that he had a funeral for his father. She went on to say that not everyone deserves a funeral and that his father was “an obscure figure with minimal accomplishments.” She said the body should have been given to the state and not honored with a funeral. She said when her “party” takes over in Guyana they’re going to make sure there’s no honoring obscure irrelevant people. She said there will be a rating system that takes into account net worth, educational achievements and societal contributions to determine whether someone has “earned” a funeral.

Then she started talking about how the groom was bald (5’7) and he kicked back laughing like Henry Hill. One of the most interesting weddings I’ve ever been to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5690928&forum_id=2).#48727886)