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I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18

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trip background story
  10/06/25
Liar!
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
Rage, rice boi
trip background story
  10/06/25
wwop
exhilarant hall
  10/06/25
What was I going to do, use a polaroid?
trip background story
  10/06/25
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Motley gaping rigor
  10/06/25
Did you learn nothing from Clueless?
yellow pervert
  10/06/25
*The Crush
Boyish public bath
  10/06/25
Liar!
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
Liar!
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to be...
flatulent fragrant location
  10/06/25
Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek...
trip background story
  10/06/25
Liar!
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
guys in my high school did this all the time
Hateful charismatic theater
  10/06/25
How old was she
Swollen startling love of her life
  10/06/25
19
trip background story
  10/06/25
Wow, how did you manage that
Swollen startling love of her life
  10/06/25
Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she sh...
trip background story
  10/06/25
What do you mean “from irl”
Swollen startling love of her life
  10/06/25
They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.
trip background story
  10/06/25
I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and...
Swollen startling love of her life
  10/06/25
They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn'...
trip background story
  10/06/25
ok, i believe now. did you use a rubber? how was she?
bossy ratface roommate
  10/06/25
I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.
trip background story
  10/06/25
Liar!
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to...
Swollen startling love of her life
  10/06/25
I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the par...
trip background story
  10/06/25
Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most ...
Swollen startling love of her life
  10/06/25
It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is we...
trip background story
  10/06/25
Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you b...
Swollen startling love of her life
  10/06/25
mfcr
exhilarant hall
  10/06/25
...
flatulent fragrant location
  10/06/25
While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.
Mint Karate
  10/06/25
always keep your pubes presentable tp
Hateful charismatic theater
  10/06/25
How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arrivi...
zippy water buffalo
  10/06/25
It was all in the hotel.
trip background story
  10/06/25
Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂
zippy water buffalo
  10/06/25
Well...yeah.
trip background story
  10/06/25
Liar!
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a dri...
Mint Karate
  10/06/25
🤡🤡🤡📸
zippy water buffalo
  10/06/25
Liar!
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
...
Mint Karate
  10/06/25
Liar!
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime sto...
Wonderful Deer Antler
  10/06/25
I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked i...
trip background story
  10/06/25
Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wan...
zippy water buffalo
  10/06/25
Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.
trip background story
  10/06/25
Liar!
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
Liar!
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
Liar!
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
Liar!
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
Liar!
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the...
Boyish public bath
  10/06/25
As if
talented sanctuary
  10/06/25
i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believ...
bossy ratface roommate
  10/06/25
there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler i...
flatulent fragrant location
  10/06/25
Yes
Swollen startling love of her life
  10/06/25
i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i us...
bossy ratface roommate
  10/06/25
"it's a lot, but doable" he's azn
Lavender business firm
  10/06/25
he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't ...
bossy ratface roommate
  10/06/25
Both are ugly hapas. So it’s impressive af that ch...
zippy water buffalo
  10/06/25
180 monikor
bossy ratface roommate
  10/06/25
Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure
Nofapping address
  10/07/25
Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandm...
Swollen startling love of her life
  10/06/25
oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i ...
bossy ratface roommate
  10/06/25
me too
flatulent fragrant location
  10/06/25
...
zippy water buffalo
  10/06/25
Polaroids or it didn’t happen
Razzle-dazzle shrine
  10/06/25
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vengeful vigorous hospital newt
  10/06/25
...
Mint Karate
  10/06/25
My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or eve...
Mind-boggling Tantric Mediation
  10/06/25
This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwo...
Nofapping address
  10/11/25
Yeah this totally happened
Wonderful Deer Antler
  10/06/25
You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.
trip background story
  10/06/25
I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS a...
Mint Karate
  10/06/25
life is random sometimes though. this could well be a li...
bossy ratface roommate
  10/06/25
The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they ge...
zippy water buffalo
  10/06/25
if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hou...
bossy ratface roommate
  10/06/25
You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads hal...
zippy water buffalo
  10/06/25
(((consuela)))
bossy ratface roommate
  10/06/25
Nice edit
zippy water buffalo
  10/06/25
fuck my ass
bossy ratface roommate
  10/06/25
I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who...
trip background story
  10/06/25
You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptigh...
Mint Karate
  10/06/25
He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit...
Vibrant church building volcanic crater
  10/06/25
Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.
trip background story
  10/06/25
Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.
Mint Karate
  10/06/25
...
Light piazza fanboi
  10/06/25
...
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
Liar!
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
Liar!
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, a...
filthy becky
  10/06/25
Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don&rsq...
zippy water buffalo
  10/06/25
tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was stil...
Mint Karate
  10/06/25
I didn't have a suite.
trip background story
  10/06/25
See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a supe...
Mint Karate
  10/06/25
But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever ...
trip background story
  10/06/25
You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked...
Mint Karate
  10/06/25
Ok
trip background story
  10/06/25
...
zippy water buffalo
  10/06/25
...
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
Liar!
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
Liar!
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever te...
glassy ladyboy
  10/06/25
...
vengeful vigorous hospital newt
  10/06/25
Is this guy a known poster?
zippy water buffalo
  10/06/25
21 actually.
trip background story
  10/06/25
...
Lavender business firm
  10/06/25
anyway, gotta go
Mint Karate
  10/06/25
no one has ever had sex afaict
white heady voyeur
  10/06/25
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Chrome Ticket Booth
  10/06/25
she still thinks about u wistfully, probably
Nighttime jade mad cow disease
  10/06/25
to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die
massive office laser beams
  10/06/25
You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?
spectacular soggy affirmative action
  10/06/25
My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck. I'm just old, ty.
trip background story
  10/06/25
OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.
Harsh Foreskin
  10/07/25
posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story a...
internet-worthy trailer park azn
  10/06/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&fo...
Chrome Ticket Booth
  10/06/25
be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones ...
Lavender business firm
  10/06/25
now i know how tribe felt
internet-worthy trailer park azn
  10/06/25
Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them...
Stubborn Center
  10/06/25
...
chest-beating deranged property ape
  10/06/25
Misspelled 3
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  08/15/26
i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but ...
Chestnut wagecucks
  10/06/25
No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded ni...
Stubborn Center
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years wou...
Sooty new version
  10/06/25
My moniker has changed frequently
trip background story
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
Hot dilemma
  10/06/25
There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll ...
sexy laughsome old irish cottage
  10/06/25
nigs are so stupid it's unreal
titillating abusive crotch
  10/06/25
180! Can confirm
flushed den
  10/06/25
pics?
vengeful vigorous hospital newt
  10/07/25
I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.
floppy zombie-like station
  10/06/25
Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?
Nofapping address
  10/07/25
I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described th...
Lake aromatic selfie international law enforcement agency
  10/07/25
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Vibrant church building volcanic crater
  10/07/25
Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall readin...
Tan misanthropic brunch
  10/07/25
I want to believe But the idea that we're 22+ years into ...
honey-headed lettuce
  10/11/25
OP is Gen X lol
cowgod
  08/15/26


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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: trip background story



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330497)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: trip background story

Rage, rice boi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330536)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: exhilarant hall

wwop

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: trip background story

What was I going to do, use a polaroid?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Motley gaping rigor



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: yellow pervert

Did you learn nothing from Clueless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329538)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Boyish public bath

*The Crush

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330499)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330513)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: flatulent fragrant location

I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: trip background story

Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328908)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330501)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Hateful charismatic theater

guys in my high school did this all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328904)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Swollen startling love of her life

How old was she

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: trip background story

19

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Swollen startling love of her life

Wow, how did you manage that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: trip background story

Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328935)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Swollen startling love of her life

What do you mean “from irl”

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: trip background story

They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328944)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Swollen startling love of her life

I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328948)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: trip background story

They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328954)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: bossy ratface roommate

ok, i believe now.

did you use a rubber? how was she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328956)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: trip background story

I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328963)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330510)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Swollen startling love of her life

So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.

Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328967)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: trip background story

I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328971)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Swollen startling love of her life

Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328980)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: trip background story

It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328990)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Swollen startling love of her life

Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.

How nice was it? When did you leave?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: exhilarant hall

mfcr

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: flatulent fragrant location



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Mint Karate

While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Hateful charismatic theater

always keep your pubes presentable tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329294)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: zippy water buffalo

How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?

Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329438)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: trip background story

It was all in the hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329445)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: zippy water buffalo

Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329467)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: trip background story

Well...yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329470)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330526)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Mint Karate

Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329485)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: zippy water buffalo

🤡🤡🤡📸

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329493)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330524)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Mint Karate



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Wonderful Deer Antler

Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: trip background story

I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329453)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: zippy water buffalo

Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329552)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: trip background story

Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329584)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Boyish public bath

I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328907)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: talented sanctuary

As if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328913)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: bossy ratface roommate

i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.

(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328918)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: flatulent fragrant location

there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328929)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Swollen startling love of her life

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: bossy ratface roommate

i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.

one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.

when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.

the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.

didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328949)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Lavender business firm

"it's a lot, but doable"

he's azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328964)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: bossy ratface roommate

he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.

kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329312)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: zippy water buffalo

Both are ugly hapas.

So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: bossy ratface roommate

180 monikor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329363)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Nofapping address

Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49332549)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Swollen startling love of her life

Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328933)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: bossy ratface roommate

oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328951)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: flatulent fragrant location

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329009)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: zippy water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329327)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle shrine

Polaroids or it didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49328973)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: vengeful vigorous hospital newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329424)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Mint Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329498)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Tantric Mediation

My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329000)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Nofapping address

This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49342357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Wonderful Deer Antler

Yeah this totally happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329042)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: trip background story

You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Mint Karate

I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329372)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: bossy ratface roommate

life is random sometimes though.

this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329381)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: zippy water buffalo

The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329431)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: bossy ratface roommate

if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.

until that happens, this is a true story.

people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.

claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329433)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: zippy water buffalo

You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329456)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: bossy ratface roommate

(((consuela)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329464)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: zippy water buffalo

Nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329481)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: bossy ratface roommate

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329483)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: trip background story

I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329397)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Mint Karate

You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329465)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Vibrant church building volcanic crater

He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329473)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: trip background story

Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329482)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Mint Karate

Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329576)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Light piazza fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Hot dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330528)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: filthy becky

When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329452)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: zippy water buffalo

Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329475)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Mint Karate

tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329480)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: trip background story

I didn't have a suite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329484)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Mint Karate

See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: trip background story

But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329520)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Mint Karate

You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329529)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: trip background story

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329535)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: zippy water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329543)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Hot dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330488)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330530)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: glassy ladyboy

*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329500)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: vengeful vigorous hospital newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: zippy water buffalo

Is this guy a known poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: trip background story

21 actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Lavender business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329979)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Mint Karate

anyway, gotta go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329532)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: white heady voyeur

no one has ever had sex afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329561)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Chrome Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329801)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Nighttime jade mad cow disease

she still thinks about u wistfully, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329640)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: massive office laser beams

to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329665)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: spectacular soggy affirmative action

You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329798)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: trip background story

My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.

I'm just old, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329844)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: Harsh Foreskin

OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49331136)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: internet-worthy trailer park azn

posts at xoxo for several years

just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329810)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Chrome Ticket Booth

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Lavender business firm

be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49329981)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: internet-worthy trailer park azn

now i know how tribe felt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330128)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Stubborn Center

Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330153)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: chest-beating deranged property ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330489)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \

Misspelled 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#50069334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Chestnut wagecucks

i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330125)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Stubborn Center

No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330146)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330525)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Sooty new version

If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: trip background story

My moniker has changed frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330339)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Hot dilemma

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330527)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: sexy laughsome old irish cottage

There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: titillating abusive crotch

nigs are so stupid it's unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330533)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: flushed den

180! Can confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330535)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: vengeful vigorous hospital newt

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49331124)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: floppy zombie-like station

I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49330758)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Nofapping address

Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49332542)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: Lake aromatic selfie international law enforcement agency

I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49331141)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Vibrant church building volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49332522)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Tan misanthropic brunch

Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49332561)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: honey-headed lettuce

I want to believe

But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.

If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#49342349)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: cowgod

OP is Gen X lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2).#50069362)