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I got married today, faggots (jcm)

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast...
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
180 Congrats to you and the lucky fella. Wishing you ...
House-broken Chad Giraffe
  01/18/26
Ty bb
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom
Plum dog poop
  01/18/26
I'm 44 & groom is 46 I'm fat & he is definitely n...
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
based
Plum dog poop
  01/18/26
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  01/18/26
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  01/18/26
He's black, isn't he?
House-broken Chad Giraffe
  01/18/26
This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of x...
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
It better not be gunnerattt
excitant degenerate
  01/18/26
My husband?!?!? ...... *deep breath* AHHHHHH..........
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady
Sadistic Electric Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/18/26
i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally ins...
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a w...
Sadistic Electric Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/18/26
three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you. fo...
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
and then married some cumskin anyway >:(
Sadistic Electric Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/18/26
Some cumskin...
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
you all look the same to me
Sadistic Electric Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency
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House-broken Chad Giraffe
  01/18/26
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House-broken Chad Giraffe
  01/18/26
For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of...
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
180 I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.
House-broken Chad Giraffe
  01/18/26
...
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
Which posters have you talked to him about?
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Why did you vote against me in MPM?
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  01/18/26
I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted thi...
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom...
primrose pocket flask sex offender
  01/18/26
You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
?
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  01/18/26
(fag)
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
Niggermonkey
primrose pocket flask sex offender
  01/18/26
WOW thats super racist
Very tactful main people
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Nofapping Grizzly Lodge
  01/18/26
Mazel tov
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...
Very tactful main people
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lol, fag very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great...
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💋
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
Congrats!
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thank you <3 <3
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?
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  01/18/26
PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!
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  01/18/26
Still above you. The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddle...
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...
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
cr
Nofapping Grizzly Lodge
  01/18/26
it's the type of mental illness you really only find on plac...
Sadistic Electric Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/18/26
congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age
Contagious Fortuitous Meteor
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality m...
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby stil...
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TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster I will answer your...
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
but will you?
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  01/18/26
want to be pipe raped?
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  01/24/26
extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome wil...
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  01/18/26
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Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in s...
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buff jew
  01/18/26
Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhea...
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shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% vot...
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
❤️
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  01/18/26
you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years
Very tactful main people
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Congrats
big gunner bawdyhouse
  01/18/26
OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM
primrose pocket flask sex offender
  01/18/26
Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do be...
Spectacular Cream Senate
  01/18/26
seriously. what a goddamn faggot.
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
180 you made it
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ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope...
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
not flame? 180^180!!! congrats!!!!
Sadistic Electric Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/18/26
not flame, faggot
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
!!!
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i'll text you pics
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  01/18/26
...
Sadistic Electric Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/18/26
You're a literal Turd.
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
Happy day for the newlyweds-- https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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congrats
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wow! congratulations! how many children are you planning on ...
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whats the point of marriage without kids seems totally po...
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  01/18/26
When pics
Spectacular Cream Senate
  01/18/26
Congrats
Gaped soggy regret patrolman
  01/18/26
Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart,...
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week retu...
Gaped soggy regret patrolman
  01/18/26
Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls &l...
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for m...
Gaped soggy regret patrolman
  01/18/26
Will read thread and report back.
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
What do you play? I DABBLE.
Gaped soggy regret patrolman
  01/18/26
That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead Date...
beady-eyed native milk
  01/18/26
I clearly meant providing an heir
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
180 congrats. Did you have a party?
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  01/18/26
What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear i...
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  01/18/26
GAY
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  01/18/26
Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.
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  01/18/26
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Sadistic Electric Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/18/26
Congratulations
talking floppy stead
  01/18/26
Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you m...
vibrant brilliant theatre
  01/18/26
Congrats. If both White, produce many babydoods asap.
Haunting University
  01/18/26
"If both White" Sir this is AutoAdmit
Lascivious Crimson Crackhouse
  01/18/26
I'm not Brown, Im just Old.
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
...
aromatic disrespectful goal in life
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. But thank you.
Very tactful main people
  01/18/26
No excuses. 1488
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  01/18/26
180 congrats
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Jade boyish community account
  01/18/26
If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and ha...
mahogany plaza
  01/18/26
Congrats my woman
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  01/18/26
we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just...
Blue hairless ticket booth
  01/18/26
Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame
Jade boyish community account
  01/18/26
Tyty 💋
jcm
  01/24/26
Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!
walnut point striped hyena
  01/18/26
180, congrats !
Onyx mind-boggling state filthpig
  01/18/26
tyty bb ❤️
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysa...
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  01/18/26
This thread is now about Bjork the poaster
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  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats, friend! Who are his favorite poasters?
Elite Abode Becky
  01/18/26
does your husband know that you're fat
milky school half-breed
  01/18/26
he’s a “musician” which means he’s v...
Cerebral pearly hell police squad
  01/18/26
do it stink tho?
House-broken Chad Giraffe
  01/18/26
He's not that kind of musician.
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats, doobs
Lascivious Crimson Crackhouse
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?
talking floppy stead
  01/18/26
180! Congrats, you maed it!
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  01/18/26
180, congrats!
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  01/18/26
Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic a...
shimmering national
  01/18/26
whats her name? did both brides wear white?
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  01/18/26
congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this mo...
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  01/18/26
🦞🦞🦞🦞
jcm
  01/24/26
I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.
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  01/18/26
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aromatic disrespectful goal in life
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
I'm assuming to another women right
Ultramarine Marvelous Marketing Idea
  01/18/26
Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!
Laughsome pale location
  01/19/26
Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!
htt
  01/23/26
...
Mister Yak
  01/24/26
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  01/24/26
Tyty Gratz on your wedding as well!
jcm
  01/24/26
That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on ...
fulano
  01/24/26
Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in anothe...
jcm
  01/24/26


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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast selectively edited photos once they become available.

(Technically it was yesterday, but faggotry still stands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598148)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: House-broken Chad Giraffe

180

Congrats to you and the lucky fella.

Wishing you happiness and all the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598150)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:07 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

Ty bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598155)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 AM
Author: Plum dog poop

what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598153)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

I'm 44 & groom is 46

I'm fat & he is definitely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598154)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: Plum dog poop

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598156)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:22 AM
Author: Very tactful main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598159)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: magenta glittery tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598369)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:26 AM
Author: House-broken Chad Giraffe

He's black, isn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598161)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598164)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: excitant degenerate

It better not be gunnerattt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598192)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

My husband?!?!?

......

*deep breath*

AHHHHHH.........

hahahaaaaaahahahhahahahhhhhahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598193)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: Sadistic Electric Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency

this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598319)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally insulting to you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598348)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Sadistic Electric Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency

you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a woman could want if you just gave yourself a chance to love biryani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598357)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you.

for whatever thats worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598373)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Sadistic Electric Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency

and then married some cumskin anyway >:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598396)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

Some cumskin...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598434)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Sadistic Electric Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency

you all look the same to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598624)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: House-broken Chad Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49600040)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: House-broken Chad Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49600038)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:20 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of this faggot website and everything that goes along w it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: House-broken Chad Giraffe

180

I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598162)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: Very tactful main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598165)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring feces

Which posters have you talked to him about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598946)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Onyx mind-boggling state filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49599158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: buff jew



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: Very tactful main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598173)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: Very tactful main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598174)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:24 AM
Author: primrose pocket flask sex offender

Why did you vote against me in MPM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598175)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted this makes me think you are a huge fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:53 AM
Author: primrose pocket flask sex offender

Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom over me even if he were ded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598187)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:02 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: primrose pocket flask sex offender

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598194)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:10 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

(fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598196)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: primrose pocket flask sex offender

Niggermonkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598322)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

WOW thats super racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598350)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Nofapping Grizzly Lodge

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598329)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:33 AM
Author: ruby vigorous piazza

Mazel tov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598181)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: Very tactful main people



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: talented gay wizard dysfunction

lol, fag

very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great life together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598191)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:15 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598200)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: dashing blood rage locale

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598212)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

thank you <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598216)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:45 AM
Author: Spruce frisky orchestra pit preventive strike

Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598214)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: primrose pocket flask sex offender

PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598318)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: Spruce frisky orchestra pit preventive strike

Still above you.

The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddler storyline is pure insecurity. Fake as hell. On the off chance it's real: congrats on being trapped with someone you loathe. ROTFL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598327)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Very tactful main people



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Nofapping Grizzly Lodge

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598454)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Sadistic Electric Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency

it's the type of mental illness you really only find on places like xo. why would someone LARP this way? it's munchausen by screen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598564)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:03 AM
Author: Contagious Fortuitous Meteor

congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598219)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality men in their 40s.

It's never too late to MAEK it, babe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598225)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:09 AM
Author: wild casino boltzmann

does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598226)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster

I will answer your gook questions.... <3 love u bb

yes, i can still maek babby. I am 44, lol. Healthy white women (who I understand you have know experience with/knowledge about- can form babby until 50 for the most part)

LOVE U BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Cerebral pearly hell police squad

but will you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598622)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: AZNgirl Humping Shriveled Cock of Dead ICE Victim

want to be pipe raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49613958)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Contagious Fortuitous Meteor

extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome will be 280 pounds of solid muscle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598227)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Very tactful main people



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Sadistic Electric Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency

(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in stats)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598361)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: buff jew



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: concupiscible hot nursing home

Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598265)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% voted for in every round of mpm

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: concupiscible hot nursing home

❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598359)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598362)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: obsidian field private investor



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Blue hairless ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598424)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: buff jew



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: indigo cracking factory reset button sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49600140)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: big gunner bawdyhouse

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598273)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: primrose pocket flask sex offender

OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598294)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Spectacular Cream Senate

Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do better in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598333)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

seriously. what a goddamn faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598364)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: mustard mental disorder mad cow disease

180 you made it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598313)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope it was only moderately creepy and.... uh.... yeah

thanks! <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598342)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: Sadistic Electric Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency

not flame?

180^180!!! congrats!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598321)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

not flame, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598349)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Sadistic Electric Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598353)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

i'll text you pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598367)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Sadistic Electric Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

You're a literal Turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598420)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: ebony bisexual station crotch

Happy day for the newlyweds--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf-2tunXZN4&list=RDKf-2tunXZN4&index=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598328)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: supple church pistol

congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598341)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: ruddy appetizing mexican

wow! congratulations! how many children are you planning on having?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598360)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: charcoal ratface pozpig

whats the point of marriage without kids

seems totally pointless

just cohabitate and inch toward obesity eating bonbons and living together unmarried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598365)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Spectacular Cream Senate

When pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598418)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Gaped soggy regret patrolman

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598419)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of providing you an heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598422)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Gaped soggy regret patrolman

The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week returns to the island today! We were both so sad to be apart that she decided to come right back. We shall see!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598438)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls <3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598449)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Gaped soggy regret patrolman

2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for me: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818259&mc=131&forum_id=2

Where did you meet husband and does he know about ZOZO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598455)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

Will read thread and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598472)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Gaped soggy regret patrolman

What do you play? I DABBLE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598495)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: beady-eyed native milk

That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead

Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM

Author: bjork

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of being your heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598422)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598460)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

I clearly meant providing an heir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598464)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: pea-brained thriller stag film fat ankles

180 congrats. Did you have a party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598441)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598447)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: pea-brained thriller stag film fat ankles

That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598452)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Lascivious Crimson Crackhouse

GAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598456)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598469)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: pea-brained thriller stag film fat ankles



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Sadistic Electric Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598565)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: talking floppy stead

Congratulations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598478)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: vibrant brilliant theatre

Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you meet, how did he propose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598485)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Haunting University

Congrats.

If both White, produce many babydoods asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598536)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Lascivious Crimson Crackhouse

"If both White"

Sir this is AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598541)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

I'm not Brown, Im just Old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598544)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49600055)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Very tactful main people

I'm literally 44. But thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598542)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Haunting University

No excuses. 1488

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598545)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: mahogany plaza



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Cerebral pearly hell police squad



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Navy flickering rigor garrison

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598540)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Jade boyish community account



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: mahogany plaza

If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and happy marriage together

If flame, big congrats on the extremely successful flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598568)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: offensive free-loading cumskin

Congrats my woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598652)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Blue hairless ticket booth

we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just the same - congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598897)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Jade boyish community account

Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598900)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:57 AM
Author: jcm

Tyty 💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49613854)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: walnut point striped hyena

Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598920)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Onyx mind-boggling state filthpig

180, congrats !

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598949)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: jcm

tyty bb ❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49613846)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser athletic conference

Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysart's! <3. Pls don't retire and hope you poast from time to time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598962)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: arousing cruise ship gaming laptop

This thread is now about Bjork the poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598964)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49613829)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Elite Abode Becky

Congrats, friend!

Who are his favorite poasters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49598989)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: milky school half-breed

does your husband know that you're fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49599024)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Cerebral pearly hell police squad

he’s a “musician” which means he’s very “granola” and gets off on her face sitting him with her stinky FUPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49599183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: House-broken Chad Giraffe

do it stink tho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49600012)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: jcm

He's not that kind of musician.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49613821)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Lascivious Crimson Crackhouse

Congrats, doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49599030)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: jcm



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: talking floppy stead

What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49599190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Vivacious Coral Spot Genital Piercing

180! Congrats, you maed it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49599220)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: canary effete potus clown

180, congrats!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49599236)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: shimmering national

Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic at the reception?

180 congrats, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49599816)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Amber slippery parlour

whats her name? did both brides wear white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49599836)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: Silver crawly roommate

congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49599842)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: jcm

🦞🦞🦞🦞

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49613824)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: buff jew

I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49600020)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful goal in life

9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49600058)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: jcm



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Marketing Idea

I'm assuming to another women right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49600142)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Laughsome pale location

Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49600254)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: htt

Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49613310)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:36 AM
Author: Mister Yak



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:37 AM
Author: jcm

Tyty

Gratz on your wedding as well!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49613826)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: fulano

That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on xo.

Congrats on finding some one to be with you for a little while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49614162)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: jcm

Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in another thread. I dont pay much attention to moniker changes.

And ty. I guess some men *are* into garbage can bodies and horse mane hair!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2).#49614165)