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Got kicked out of Whole Foods for hitting on a woman, woke bullshit

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. T...
chestnut apoplectic sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  05/01/26
did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you ...
Marvelous set dingle berry
  05/01/26
Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school
chestnut apoplectic sanctuary scourge upon the earth
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Violent buck-toothed immigrant turdskin
  05/01/26
idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like wha...
Marvelous set dingle berry
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zombie-like mad cow disease principal's office
  05/01/26
The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp
Beady-eyed startled locale
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chestnut apoplectic sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  05/02/26
"she blushed and said uh maybe another time" ...
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bat-shit-crazy opaque dilemma knife
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chestnut apoplectic sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  05/21/26
Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread
Talented Territorial Hall
  05/01/26
If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her ...
lake blathering boistinker
  05/01/26
down her ass crack and smell it after tp
Trip Clear Business Firm
  05/01/26
libs ruined everything Libs surveing smoldering, ruined Am...
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: chestnut apoplectic sanctuary scourge upon the earth

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass. So I walk up to her and start a conversation. Things were totally normal. I complimented her on the pants and she was very receptive to that, then I asked if I could run my hand down her ass crack and smell it after and she blushed and said uh maybe another time. So I went to check out, a bald lib man (store manager) rushes me and makes a big show of telling me to leave immediately. He took my photo and said he'd call the police if I ever returned. I gave him my faggy salad and mineral water to put back and went home kinda bemused. Can't do shit anymore as a man.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Marvelous set dingle berry

did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you were asking her

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: chestnut apoplectic sanctuary scourge upon the earth

Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Violent buck-toothed immigrant turdskin



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Marvelous set dingle berry

idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like whats described in the op. 180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: zombie-like mad cow disease principal's office



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed startled locale

The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: chestnut apoplectic sanctuary scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Laughsome painfully honest stag film psychic

"she blushed and said uh maybe another time"

since you can't go back to the whole foods you should find her at some other place and ask her there. She's clearly open to the idea. Poast everything you know about her and which Whole Foods this was, your XO bros can help you out with the research

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:49 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy opaque dilemma knife



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Date: May 21st, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: chestnut apoplectic sanctuary scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Talented Territorial Hall

Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread

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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: lake blathering boistinker

If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her leaving his house

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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Trip Clear Business Firm

down her ass crack and smell it after tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:48 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy opaque dilemma knife

libs ruined everything

Libs surveing smoldering, ruined America: "Well, we did it."

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:53 AM
Author: wonderful den tattoo



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