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You immediately and permanently lose all ur hair but ur wife never ages past 37.
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:16 PM Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐) Yay/nay? Must decide now, can’t punt and wait until you’re 52 or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2).#49774075) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
So I get to go completely bald AND be married to a blown out shrew who will almost certainly divorce me and legally steal half of my shit as I become old and bald?
How much does this cost and do you accept credit cards? |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:21 PM Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐) She’s not like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2).#49774088) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:22 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
OK I'll trust you on that but only if you know these things |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐) Note that in the case of divorce your wife will have violated the terms of the hypo and immediately revert to her true age. As will your Hair, although of course this would be to its natural Norwood level given your age and not the level it was at the time of signing up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2).#49774103) |
Date: March 27th, 2026 3:27 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 I really like it here, apropos of nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2).#49774108) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:31 PM Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐) Do you accept? I dunno what 37 is in dog years but I reckon something around 6 or 7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2).#49774137) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:28 PM Author: ...,....,,........ Saves me a ton on haircuts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2).#49774119) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:29 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2).#49774125) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: :-P (gunneratttt) "your wife stops aging and your life doesnt change, do you accept?"
what kind of shit hypo is this? |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐) Most xo poas are Aryan Norwood 0s afaik. Personally I like having Hair quite a bit even now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2).#49774145) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: :-P (gunneratttt) the IFNB musclestuds? they, uh, are still searching for mrs right and love being bachelors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2).#49774152) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: basketball american Make it 19-20 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2).#49774229) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:05 PM Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐) No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2).#49774233) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: peeface 100%. i hate getting my asshole waxed.
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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: bloomington (🦬) Just the hair on the top of my head? Or like pubes/eyebrows/eyelashes too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2).#49774243) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:00 PM Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐) Let's say just head and pubes. You can have your eyebrows and chestpubes, if you can keep them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2).#49774407) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: professor jiang so she would leave you lol and be some other dudes 37 yo benjamin button wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2).#49774409) |