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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM Author: Jet Pocket Flask State
saved lives
deployed code at a nuclear power plant
gone on more than 500 scuba dives
run for office
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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,..,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing
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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM Author: Hairraiser station
All the time.
The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.
I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.
When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.
So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.
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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM Author: Diverse Menage
65 months in federal prison
Registered as a sex offender
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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM Author: Aphrodisiac irate tanning salon
about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.
during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.
there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.
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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM Author: heady azure hospital faggot firefighter
Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite
Shit my pants during two dates
Shit my pants during a flight
Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium
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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM Author: Boyish hall jew
lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?
have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.
he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous
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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM Author: Stimulating rough-skinned antidepressant drug toilet seat
Brags: "Wrote a novel"
Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."
Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?
We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.
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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM Author: Meteorito
Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.
What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.
No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.
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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM Author: pink market
tricked the goyim many times, countless times
stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass
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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM Author: frisky field juggernaut
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM Author: lime bull headed double fault nowag
Been to over 150 countries
Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk
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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
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not me
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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM Author: chilmata
I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.
They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.
Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.
I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.
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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (π¦ )
Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.
Neighbors call me when they have snakes.
I hate and am scared to death of snakes.
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM Author: a jinxian plot
- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner
- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue
- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies
- bled for 7 days and didnt die
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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM Author: Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp
i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country
lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot
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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM Author: Art Pepper Jr.
I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.
Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.
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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.
fkk it's too outable to say
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