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Investment accounts appreciated by a figure 25x my wages this week
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Up about $104k on investments. Weekly wages come out to something like $4k. Lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823406) |
Date: April 17th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: Capital Lost (Is it not the case) Many such cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823412) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Curse of late middle age when you’ve saved and invested well. The job just keeps getting tougher and the rewards look progressively less worth the stress relative to your hoard of treasure. So when they hit you with some fresh indignity it becomes sooooooo tempting just to be like, “Fuck it, I’m out!” and retire early at 55 or whatever.
If it weren’t for the hassle of buying health insurance, making sure my kids see me put in real effort every day, and the liftestyle creep of my daydreams for what I’ll do when I finally retire… I dunno man, I could just be done. |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) It's actually refreshing to find out that I'm not the only one with these thoughts. . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823434) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: ....;..;...;;;.....;;......;; Gotta get a part time easy job or something so you are still “working” and health insurance is taken care of (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823440) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III My plan is to soft-transition when my youngest is in high school. Move back to private practice or one of the consultancies in my specialty and leverage my industry profile to help them sell new business and my knowledge to help train staff. Make everyone be explicit about the tradeoffs we’re making around moderate pay for moderate expectations and hours. Do that for, what, five to ten years? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823467) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:41 PM Author: peeface lifestyle creep is the problem. i have an imagine of myself as someone who lives frugally, but i don't. not sure if i could go back to having to plan and budget again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823449) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Especially if you suddenly had a raft of free time and were young enough to be quite active (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823470) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:57 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) With more free time, I find myself doing a lot less. I've driven a car maybe 6x all month. I used to drive a car like 6x a day. So I've seen a substantial reduction in driving. That just saves money. If I was retired maybe I'd just walk to the grocery store everyday, do my shopping, walk home. Make dinner for my kids. It'd be very chill and it would not be super expensive. |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: peeface i got bored yesterday and bought several grand worth of audio PA equipment off amazon because of a fantasy i had about playing better music in the backyard if i had people over.
it will probably sit unused for years after i get done fiddling with it.
i worry i'd do this a lot more if retired.
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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Oh man. I'd be far more likely to walk to the store and look up cooking videos on YouTube than I would buy anything like that. I just want to transition. No interest in audio equipment anymore. I have some speakers and a receiver I got for myself when I was a younger man. It's sat upstairs unused for over 3 years now. No interest in even setting it up. I don't watch tv either. I never set up my Amazon Echo after moving either come to think of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823631) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:44 PM Author: peeface cooking seems like an ideal hobby. you eat what you produce instead of having it accumulate and clutter up the house.
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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:45 PM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; Do you ever fantasize about quitting and then teaching high school (and/or possibly community college) history classes with a distinct pre-law curriculum infusion and also being as assistant coach on the high school basketball team? Yeah me neither. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823643) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 2:06 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III I have an acquaintance who sold his tech company, built a giant country estate, and then spent a few years as a “professional” racecar driver. He got bored, of course, and now works as a patrol deputy for his local Sheriff’s office.
I simply cannot fathom having $100M or whatever in your brokerage account and finding it worthwhile/risk appropriate to have to respond to a 3:00AM domestic violence call at the ass end of our county. |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: Capital Lost (Is it not the case) He's living out his child dream of cops and robbers while never needing to worry about anything ever again
U: poast |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: fairy queen your numbers are wrong. if you're going to use an after tax wage number, you should use an after tax number for market appreciation. you shouldn't deduct 401k, hsa, 529 plan or similar contributions from wages. you shouldn't deduct health insurance premiums from wages. but of course your numbers are always lies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823432) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I'm actually using a pre-tax gross wage figure. My investments are actually about 50% after tax. So, if we are comparing apples to apples, it's about 37x my wages in real terms. If we start considering what my cashflow needs are and start backing out things like savings and contributions that just gets saved instead of spent, it's more like 50x or more. Thanks for pointing this out. It's a valid point. |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:36 PM Author: fairy queen you're lying like always (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823438) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:43 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) The numbers don't lie. $2.265m at the end of last week. $2.369m right now (roughly--let's see where the markets close at). That's where $104k comes from. Weekly wage figures comes from dividing my gross annual salary by 52. That figure is pre-tax, pre-contributions, pre insurance spending. It's a gross pretax number. If you look at the assets in my portfolio the split is right at 50% after tax, 50% pre-tax. You did raise a good point. There's a very real difference between pre-tax and after-tax dollars. Adjusting for same means that my portfolio gains are higher than $104k because about half of them are post-tax (we could get more granular than this, but there's really no point). Since you also raised the point about cash flow and what I actually need to spend, yeah I agree, my portfolio increased by many more additional multiples if we are only looking at what I need to spend in a given week. This isn't a lie at all. It's just the goddamn numbers. |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: Ass Sunstein When market goes up, it's like why do I bother working? And when market goes down, it's like why do I bother working? |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: tubby spastic 11yo playing in toddler section (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823477) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:46 PM Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823644) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: animeboi (.) your investments only 'appreciated' because there was a big dip the month before, but you didn't say to yourself 'I lost 25x of my wage last month.' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823444) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:44 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) True. My all time high was at the end of January. I'm still not back there yet. If you were to go 01/25/2026 to now, I would be down slightly (<1%). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823462) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: animeboi (.) This is why my retire early account is dividend focused. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823465) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: butt cheeks of Hormuz (✅🍑) dividend stocks are shit for capital growth you lose more in capital growth foregone than you gain in extra dividends plus the tax treatment |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: Capital Lost (Is it not the case) Cr bonds are basically a hedge against market volatility. It's just a savings account for the amount you're not willing to bet on equities, which can go up or down. It's good to have some bonds so you're never cash strapped, though, and it's better than cash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823563) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:41 PM Author: deploying capital you could Tommymaxx in the 3rd world for considerably less than 1.4 million, that's the crazy part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823450) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: tubby spastic 11yo playing in toddler section if you can reliably make a passive $100k in the market every week you probably could start looking at retirement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823479) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:53 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Just do wait until you’ve got like $100M piled up to start looking at retirement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823505) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: tubby spastic 11yo playing in toddler section cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823507) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: Ass Sunstein But what would you DO? You'd be so BORED! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823556) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:21 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III he poasted at 1:18 on a Friday afternoon!
My father in law unironically pushes back on my plan to ever retire using this exact same line and it makes me furious. Meanwhile he still LARPs that he’s working by being an “investor” and “taking calls and doing deals” that have, to be very clear, not outperformed the S&P on a risk-adjusted basis but that make him feel like a genius because he’s “up” a few extra percent. I’m absolutely convinced that he’s only able to show me he’s doing that by hiding a couple of the losers with some off-balance sheeting gimmickry. |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:29 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I have noticed that virtually everyone lies about their losers. This is incredibly common. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823618) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: may his bones be crushed would barely cover government housing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823509) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: shabboss lol at u faggot genx upthread concluding, like boomers, "man we invested so well!" instead of "we're assraping all future generations by inflating assets, just like boomers did!"
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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Brother, I’m the multi-generational family compound-mo with a subsistence farm and ownership stakes in local trade and services businesses that can’t be White Collar AI pwned. My bets are hedged as well as I can think to make them and I remain TERRIFIED for my children’s futures. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823598) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Mideast "Peace" "Agreement" (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857829&forum_id=2).#49823636) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:51 PM Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF haha im down 12k in last week
im so smart |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:52 PM Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF btw this is one reason i dont bother shitlol soloing anymore, i cld make 100-150k not really workign that much but thats literally a good month or two in market, in fact despite my recent stupidity im up like 400k+ in the last 1y
when i was "working" i recall sometimes market wld have a small downturn like 5% and id basically lose whatever income i was maeking, its BS working really once u have 600k u might as well just nomadmax and retardmax to asia and chill and play market |