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Put an ad on Craigslist- said I love eating pussy/am great @ it
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:09 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad Just mixing it up with something different from my couples ads and targeting single women. Only 1 reply so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801818) |
Date: January 9th, 2014 12:12 AM Author: spectacular gold digit ratio What was the reply? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801833) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:12 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad She replied with "make me cum" and told me she's in my city. Attached this pic:
I don't know anything else about her yet and I requested a face pic. Any Bros want to guess her age based on the pussy pic? |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:14 AM Author: spectacular gold digit ratio Yikes! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801845) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:14 AM Author: violet razzle-dazzle hospital quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801848) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:15 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy new version brethren titcy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801856) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:15 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad ?
Even if she refused to send me any other pics of her, I think I would still show up to her place with the intention of eating her pussy and fucking her. There would be something thrilling about that kind of anonymity and surprise. I'm just that crazy man |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:16 AM Author: irradiated wild therapy death wish I could see doing that for the edge factor.
but
damn man - that pussy and asshold look seriously damaged |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:17 AM Author: avocado area half-breed wildly ungroomed and hairy too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801871) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: talking onyx lodge god knows what a petri dish of STDs that roast beef curtain has (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801961) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM Author: avocado area half-breed *spits out chewed up roast beef sandwich, struggles not to regurgitate meal*
THANKS |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:16 AM Author: mind-boggling buck-toothed rigpig Guess her gender, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801859) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:16 AM Author: hot concupiscible tanning salon water buffalo Pretty much what I would expect it to look like after a healthy dose of dat BMC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801864) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:18 AM Author: talking onyx lodge mmmm rotten corned beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801875) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:22 AM Author: odious orange theater jfc clean cut cocks look so much better than pussies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801904) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: Hyperventilating Multi-billionaire feeling slightly nauseous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801943) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: talking onyx lodge imagine eating clam chowder to that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801949) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: avocado area half-breed or OUT of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801956) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:33 AM Author: talking onyx lodge *literally dry heaves* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801972) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM Author: Hyperventilating Multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801976) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM Author: avocado area half-breed Now imagine it's a nice yeasty bread bowl...with hair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801980) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:44 AM Author: talking onyx lodge *finally throws up* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802039) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: Hyperventilating Multi-billionaire hahahaha oh god i might have to leave this thread
chunky protein shake might not stay down if i don't |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 4:13 PM Author: naked balding theater stage I just turned gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24804504) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:48 AM Author: Frisky Meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#25578052) |
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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:56 AM Author: Dashing House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#26064069) |
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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:13 PM Author: free-loading big-titted crotch straightest comment in this subthread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#26726713) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: chestnut cuckoldry ewwwwwwwwww (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24805758) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:26 PM Author: Brilliant feces range that is literally the most disgusting link i've clicked on xo--maybe anywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#25306602) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:27 PM Author: rebellious set never again never again not safe 4 life not safe 4 life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#25306609) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 10:08 PM Author: sepia lay somewhat disturbing that im in an agreement with a gay dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#25306822) |
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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:57 AM Author: Dashing House i think i'm starting to understand you better (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#26064071) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 10:15 PM Author: Bisexual Mad-dog Skullcap Would absolutely eat that for 1-2 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#25306855) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:44 AM Author: galvanic tattoo EWWWWWW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#25578033) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:49 AM Author: Frisky Meetinghouse And you'll never forget it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#25578056) |
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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:54 PM Author: erotic stimulating windowlicker sneaky criminal 30 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#26726608) |
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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:56 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad Lol. Just an update, I Didn't bother to meet this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#26726615) |
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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:16 PM Author: Dun volcanic crater Whorie outted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#26726730) |
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Date: July 29th, 2026 6:02 PM Author: sadistic bipolar idea he suggested trailer park DAMN YOU IMGUR
DAMN YOU TO HELL |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad Woman in OP has not replied back yet.
Here's Another girl who replied to me yesterday (posted a different ad where I came off as an alpha bro wanting to destroy her pussy):
I could meet her tonight but it's about a 40 minute drive and she's nothing special |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:24 AM Author: cordovan hairraiser home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801915) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:24 AM Author: talking onyx lodge lllolll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801922) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:25 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad Agreed. She barely looks like a woman. Lol at Asian fetishists (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801925) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: talking onyx lodge i want to ask u again: why do you do this to urself bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801930) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad Sometimes I find good pussy and the excitement of fucking strange is life's greatest pleasure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801947) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: talking onyx lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801950) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:54 AM Author: Kink-friendly locus truth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802089) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:28 PM Author: rebellious set lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#25306614) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: Cyan big stage I fucked a fat chick from Craigslist once. She was really fat but I had a fucking great time doing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801951) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:32 AM Author: talking onyx lodge did she have a great time as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801965) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM Author: Cyan big stage She said really liked me and texted for a week after but was savvy enough to move on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801977) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: Hyperventilating Multi-billionaire she's plain but i bet below decks doesn't look like a boarshead delivery truck careened into a ravine like that first chick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801954) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad First chick is in my city though. 5-10 minute drive vs 40 minutes each way. I'm waiting on her face pic to decide (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801963) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:13 AM Author: Tantric razzle sandwich kitty 175 visual (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802798) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:47 AM Author: titillating space easy solution: make her drive to you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802053) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:49 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad I don't bring Craigslist sluts to my place unless they are exceptionally hot or I have no other choice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802059) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:50 AM Author: titillating space that one looks pretty harmless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802069) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 1:09 AM Author: Glittery lime pit azn famous last words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802160) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:24 AM Author: Pungent Bossy Principal's Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802631) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:28 PM Author: rebellious set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#25306616) |
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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:59 AM Author: Dashing House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#26064080) |
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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:52 PM Author: Amber lascivious love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#26726600) |
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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:14 PM Author: free-loading big-titted crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#26726722) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:21 AM Author: Judgmental effete business firm Dude you usually fuck fat old wives. At least she is young and nubile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802837) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: appetizing jet-lagged stage It blows my mind that there are actual women who reply to stuff like this I would've thought it would be 90% fake / scammers w the other 10% land beasts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801945) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad I rarely get more than 2 real woman per ad. It takes persistence and patience. Most of it is spam and gay men offering me money to suck my dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801957) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: Hyperventilating Multi-billionaire lol i was just about to say "don't forget the 5% gay men offering the next best thing" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801962) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:35 AM Author: Cyan big stage Seems low, but lol, yes, you will definitely get dudes suggesting you just put on some straight porn and let it do what it do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801983) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: Hyperventilating Multi-billionaire man i have no idea just a guess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801999) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 4:11 PM Author: swashbuckling bbw how much money are we talkin? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24804495) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: Cyan big stage I've posted four ads to craigslist and gotten laid from them 6 times (6 chicks/women/sex offenders[serious not flame, registered sex offender]). If you write a good ad and do not care where your dick goes, it's out there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801959) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:32 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad Cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801966) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:39 AM Author: appetizing jet-lagged stage did you post a pic w the ad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802008) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:44 AM Author: Cyan big stage Not of me, but each one tied into my ad which was really well written. Write something that is literally the best thing on your Craigslist and you'll get 20+ replies from real girls. It's not hard to do if you're a good writer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802032) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:51 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad That's amazing. I never get more than a handful of replies from women. 20+ is insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802075) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:57 AM Author: Cyan big stage You ever posted in m4w NOT casual encounters? I posted a message where I was looking for someone to help me get over a bad breakup and I explicitly wasn't looking for sex. Had sex that night, the next day and the following weekend three different chicks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802102) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 1:51 AM Author: abusive well-lubricated turdskin You, sir, are an asset to the board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802292) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:30 PM Author: chestnut cuckoldry i believe it. before spam bots, i had great success on craigslist, i never however updated my game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24805784) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:33 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad I got one other reply yesterday. Much wordier than usual responses:
"I have been fascinated by your handsome body and nice package. I wonder if you find older bbw's worthy of your passionate attention? I'm only available during daytimes and wanted to email to not waste your time. I'm seeking such a man to enter my tightness as I've not been with a man in many years. I need someone patient and knowledgeable in stretching... could you be such a man?
D" |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:35 AM Author: Cyan big stage Are you such a man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24801984) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:36 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad Her 2nd email to me after I requested a pic:
"I want a man who takes command and knows exactly how to please a woman best. Your body is that of a real man's not someone who is ashamed of his glory. Your strength is obvious and attractive. Virility is potent and obvious and very sexy.. I live in (redacted). I have attached a picture; as you might imagine, women of my era do not have naughty views available. I have a wicked imagination and an openness to let go when I'm in the right hands. I want a man who will take his time in enjoying multiple joys. A man who knows that a woman well satisfied will want him deep and hard within. I want a man with honor to trust with my most precious gift. I want to open my love flower to a lover of women who will bring hot sweaty joy.
Please send me more visual temptation. I love to look at your body and that rock hard cock of yours. I want to know that you are the man who can take care of my very hungry and desirous pussy.
Send me more... I beg of you nicely! I hope my words have your cock tingling. My clit it trembling at the thought of the pleasure you would bring me."
She attached this pic of her (not flame): http://imgur.com/PYppj10
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: Cyan big stage Rock her world before she leaves it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802002) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:41 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad She looks 70+. Would be the oldest pussy I have ever entered. I don't know if I have it in me but maybe I could do it for xo. I requested pussy pics and nudes from her but she hasn't sent any yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802015) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:41 AM Author: talking onyx lodge JFC man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802020) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:42 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad Rofl. Yeah who am I kidding. It would be horrifying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802024) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:43 AM Author: talking onyx lodge pls tell me ur just flaming even if ur not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802030) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:47 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad I'm the real deal bro. Going to post one more ad tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802052) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: spectacular gold digit ratio TY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24804914) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: peach tripping messiness You're my hero, just thought you should know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24804929) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:29 PM Author: rebellious set lollllll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#25306622) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:39 AM Author: talking onyx lodge AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17lfvj3xb9gn1jpg/original.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802007) |
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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:50 AM Author: ungodly puppy brunch Thank you for early morning coffee spit take LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24809023) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:29 PM Author: rebellious set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#25306624) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:52 AM Author: Frisky Meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#25578068) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:40 AM Author: Hyperventilating Multi-billionaire was trembling in anticipation by the time i got to the pic (the morbid curiosity kind obviously, not like her trembling)
absolutely did not disappoint
jfc how do you have this much testosterone man |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:40 AM Author: Nofapping Milk oh geez... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802014) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:41 AM Author: talking onyx lodge OH GOD, OH-- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802017) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:46 AM Author: Nofapping Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802046) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:50 AM Author: Hyperventilating Multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802073) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:55 AM Author: Violent Charismatic Boltzmann I fucking laughed out loud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802090) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:57 AM Author: Kink-friendly locus youre a legendary poaster never change (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802100) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 2:10 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad Ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802331) |
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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:29 PM Author: rebellious set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#25306627) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:21 AM Author: Cracking blue mood location Damn that looks exactly like my grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802801) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:24 AM Author: Judgmental effete business firm 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24802845) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:27 PM Author: milky racy hunting ground I can't wait to make my moniker one of the many, many 18000000 lines from this. 180 to you, never retire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24804887) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:41 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad Here is another reply she sent this morning:
I live in such a small town, forgive my shyness yet to show you my most precious jewels... I need your eyes = not a cold screen. Let me give you a better picture right now. We draw close to find pleasure and a quick shot isn't what I want... hope you don't either! I need your fingers and lips opening flowers and inspiring "towers" of showers... I want to know you will be patient before you open my package. I like building anticipation and erotic feelings. Foreplay me to insanity and I'll beg for relief.
Like visualizing you meeting me at the door freshly showered with only a towel on. As I pass the door, your towel slips and I see the rock hard cock standing up for me. I want your fingers on buttons, undoing zippers and slipping my clothes off. You guide me towards the bed with sucking and tingling touch. You eat my entire body like a feast for a king. I want to see your black head of hair framed by my soft white thighs. I want to buck and scream on your tongue. Then to stretch my tiny tight pussy with your slow gentle fingers. For this is the key to opening the magic gates of pure burning hot pleasure. I want to feel you rise and plunge your hot dick dagger into my wet sweet pussy. I want to grab you deep within. I want to feel your manhood and strength and gentleness and relentless mind fucking until we both scream - you hot precious cum filling my delicious pink slit. And then withdrawing, your keep rubbing covering my burning little wet clit with more of you. Is that a picture you can frame? How is your daytime opening on Friday or next week? I have to be back down south and on earth in the afternoon. What can you do to get this done? Will you give assurance that you will respect my wishes? Dominant doesn't mean you have all the power and I know I have the ultimate control... Are you the man up for the task |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:01 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24805075) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:13 PM Author: vengeful sweet tailpipe 98743788 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24805148) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:14 PM Author: talking onyx lodge LOL. LOL. LOL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24805156) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:24 PM Author: awkward library Wow mang.
Is this something you are considering? |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:27 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad Lol no. Even I have limits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24805245) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:54 PM Author: awkward library I wonder what kind of response rate one might get if a guy offered to do something that a lot of guys wouldn't do.
Like if a guy offered to get pegged or something.
Any idea? |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:57 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad Ad for getting pegged = replies from tons of guys offering to fuck your ass. Very few women are into that so it likely wouldn't get you anywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24805497) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:13 PM Author: awkward library My hypothesis is that offering to do fetish-type stuff like that might somehow translate into better odds of pulling chicks from the more attractive end of the spectrum. Girls that find it easy to get laid but have trouble finding dudes to work out whatever kink they have.
And if a girl pegs you, you know she's gonna be up for (and even expect) anal in return.
One of these days I intend to test my hypothesis. |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:21 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad Any other examples of fetishes I could try? Give me something slightly less extreme than getting fucked in the ass and ill test your hypothesis tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24805692) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: peach tripping messiness Younger guy looking for a mature for mom roleplay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24805707) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:24 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad Tried this a couple times, no joke. Didn't get ANY responses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24805718) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:25 PM Author: peach tripping messiness Do you remember how you worded it at all? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24805728) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:34 PM Author: awkward library That's the tricky part, guys tend to be accommodating of the fetishes of women. So you gotta be willing to do the kind of stuff a lot of guys would be reluctant to do.
I kind of wonder if a pair of guys offering MMF threesomes might get some play. Though that is more extreme than pegging IMO. |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:46 PM Author: Aquamarine Exhilarant Factory Reset Button Something about her writing feels off - as 180 as it seems that you are getting hit on by a 70 yo woman, this seems almost like a Nigerian scam or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24805890) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad I think she is real bro. It sounds like an old woman who is incredibly horny and sex starved, with a very active imagination (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24805918) |
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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:19 PM Author: bright personal credit line Someone, somewhere, on another forum, is loling about having trolled your ad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#26726743) |
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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad That one really wanted to meet. Of course, I couldn't do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#26726778) |
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Date: January 10th, 2014 4:09 AM Author: boyish slimy public bath Haven't you seen Don Jon? You will find true love through an older woman. Lest ye forget the wise words of Ben Franklin:
"[I]n all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.
4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!" |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:53 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad Slow day. No new prospects yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24805465) |
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:19 PM Author: flesh market patrolman True. The woman discussed itt seems very lonely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24805678) |
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and that they use phrases like 'rock hard cock' |
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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:35 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad This 26 year old mixed chick replied:
http://imgur.com/na0Z2jC |
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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:37 AM Author: avocado area half-breed I'd probably hit it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24808442) |
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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:39 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad I was considering it. Texting her now and she said "my daughter just woke up, I need to get her back to sleep Hun" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24808449) |
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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:44 PM Author: white metal scourge upon the earth gas station 180 work brother. Advice for doing this in a bigger city? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2).#24812321) |
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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Police Squad Post multiple ads with different themes. Here are my standards
1. Guy who loves eating pussy and Is really great at it
2. Alpha looking to pound a girls pussy and dominate her
3. Young stud for married couple, looking to fuck your wife
4. Young stud for single older woman
5. Guy who LOVES chubby girls/BBW
Start with 2-3 of these and you'll get different responses from different women . Don't expect more than 1-2 replies per ad posted. Sometime you'll get nothing. It takes patience. |
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