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| Laughsome parlor | 06/12/15 |
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| seedy mother | 06/12/15 |
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| mind-boggling chapel double fault | 06/12/15 |
| Low-t razzle step-uncle's house roommate | 06/12/15 |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:34 PM Author: Titillating depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102764) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM Author: Cerebral messiness hell white girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102766) |
Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM Author: lilac chest-beating home "The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically discomforting." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102775) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM Author: talented french market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102812) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle pearly circlehead coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102827) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM Author: electric cumskin address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102855) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM Author: Dashing bisexual nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102948) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM Author: seedy mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106877) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:10 AM Author: Marvelous primrose theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108765) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:36 PM Author: Bistre Skinny Woman drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the bed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102782) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: seedy mother winnar /thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102877) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 6:42 PM Author: Drunken beta set Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy over this any day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28105105) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:15 AM Author: Bistre Skinny Woman Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly noticing a hideous odor rising before u try to blow your load (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108992) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: Fantasy-prone garnet point same but pissed all over bed instead of shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102880) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: Bistre Skinny Woman did she do it while you were fucking her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102888) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: Fantasy-prone garnet point not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back from dropping her off and only connected the dots when i sobered up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102929) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM Author: Aromatic Stead Volcanic Crater LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103519) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:08 AM Author: Gold dilemma 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108761) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: Gold dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#31427351) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM Author: talented french market Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my pool as a sophomore in UG. She was a red head with a perfect body and face. I found out that night that she had a HUGE clit and I almosted put my mouth on it before I saw it. Still fucked the shit out of her but cut all contact the next day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102808) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: Cerebral messiness hell this sounds awesome wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102820) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:40 PM Author: talented french market brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102836) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM Author: Cerebral messiness hell was it otherwise normal? sensitive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102844) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM Author: talented french market Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensitive because I did not touch that shit man.
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM Author: Bistre Skinny Woman bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102850) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM Author: thriller coiffed wagecucks like Chyna big? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102863) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: talented french market I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102881) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: thriller coiffed wagecucks and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102898) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM Author: talented french market Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit did not leave the skin like a penis does. But if she was a herm I wish I fucked it a lot more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102912) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: thriller coiffed wagecucks I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fishy if it is that big and girthy. very interesting. odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102932) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Irradiated antidepressant drug red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103746) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM Author: lascivious menage *CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time machine* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103781) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM Author: talented french market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106041) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:06 PM Author: Yapping scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28107169) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM Author: seedy mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102914) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: thriller coiffed wagecucks I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through the ordeal I had to leave and puke. Did that came back and finished the job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102819) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: seedy mother same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. just threw her aside and puked all over the floor. she ran away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102890) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: Bistre Skinny Woman I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no sex) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102925) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM Author: seedy mother ur face or chest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102936) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:59 PM Author: Vigorous trailer park Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct some lame story for my parents about why I decided to wash their bedding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106432) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:30 PM Author: Aggressive sanctuary I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first opened up and wound up with some slut back in the hotel room. Next morning I'm hungover as fuck in the shower and she comes in and we start going at it. Between the heat and the exertion, I had to step out and vomit like 2L of vodka, red bull and filet mignon. I got back in the shower to rinse off and went right back to fucking. Girl was a total champ about it. She was just like "feel better now?". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103292) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM Author: electric cumskin address sounds like my kinda chick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103308) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM Author: thriller coiffed wagecucks lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met some trashy girl who lives with her mom in like some day 2 day motel. Talked her into coming up to the room - she let me put it in her butt and literally gave me a bj to finish. I didn't throw up or anything but when we were done I literally said, you have to go. She was like "really?? we just..." I kind of handed her - her clothes and said yea we have more people in this room so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103310) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:35 PM Author: Buck-toothed casino that's what we call a "keeper" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106252) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle pearly circlehead coldplay fan Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the instructions were very unclear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102824) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM Author: lilac chest-beating home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102849) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM Author: Violet Meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102857) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM Author: Laughsome parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102868) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM Author: Light Crawly School Toilet Seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102934) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM Author: cream box office windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102955) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM Author: Marvelous primrose theater stage And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103784) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:14 PM Author: Hairraiser Office rolf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106112) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:23 PM Author: unholy fuchsia ticket booth new version lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106168) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM Author: Swashbuckling hospital background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106234) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:57 PM Author: Infuriating center I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish nightstand and it left a ring. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106418) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:05 PM Author: Drab church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106497) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:47 PM Author: orange glittery stock car tanning salon Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109726) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:50 PM Author: purple cracking corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28111884) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:03 AM Author: The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#49598264) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:27 AM Author: potluck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#49598272) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: Laughsome parlor girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour and weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102882) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:47 PM Author: talented french market Read this while eating yogurt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102918) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle pearly circlehead coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102928) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: seedy mother lmaooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102931) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM Author: Laughsome parlor lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102943) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:59 PM Author: mind-boggling chapel double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103513) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:46 PM Author: Low-t razzle step-uncle's house roommate Loled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28105493) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:53 PM Author: Dun sticky regret rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28105534) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM Author: Green bat shit crazy idea he suggested coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106037) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:36 PM Author: Drunken beta set God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my head every few days since I read it and grosses me out all over again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28180656) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:39 AM Author: Laughsome parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#31427738) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: emerald galvanic useless brakes Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up that she forgot her anti-depressant meds. Then after sex she started crying and wanted to leave. As I was rushing her out of my place at 5am, she kept wanting to play with my roommate's pet turtle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102885) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM Author: Cerebral messiness hell oh so you've met 433? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102910) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM Author: thriller coiffed wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102940) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:30 PM Author: Bonkers cyan gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103805) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:04 PM Author: Confused bawdyhouse pervert Fucking lol but what the fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103065) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:09 PM Author: emerald galvanic useless brakes what the fuck what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103110) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM Author: Fantasy-prone garnet point fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered up in the middle of it and realized what i was doing, got out and walked around town thinking to myself oh my god i fucked a retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102952) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM Author: seedy mother wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102956) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM Author: Fantasy-prone garnet point them titties weren't retarded :D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103024) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM Author: emerald galvanic useless brakes lolwut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103031) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:01 PM Author: talented french market Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103035) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: Aromatic Stead Volcanic Crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103539) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:29 PM Author: Marvelous primrose theater stage goes in the hardcopy collection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103794) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:38 PM Author: Narrow-minded National Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106273) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:50 AM Author: Idiotic deep space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#31427361) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM Author: Irradiated antidepressant drug when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel with my parents while on a family trip. in the middle of the night I rolled off of the bed and smashed my cheekbone into the corner of the night stand. that was the worst. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102953) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:11 PM Author: House-broken state I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with him for a while. No sex, just a fistfight. I won. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103126) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:14 PM Author: Cerebral messiness hell I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103150) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:31 PM Author: talented french market This sounds fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103300) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:38 PM Author: seedy mother lmao 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103347) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:06 PM Author: odious domesticated site I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed slapping. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103568) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:47 PM Author: Low-t razzle step-uncle's house roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28105501) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:57 PM Author: Multi-colored Puppy that's not how semper fi claims it went (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28104463) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:48 PM Author: histrionic mauve persian parlour 180; story plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106987) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:09 PM Author: aqua hall digit ratio Lol I love this story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109506) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:20 PM Author: House-broken state Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel like typing it out again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109898) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM Author: appetizing rough-skinned shitlib two words: whisky dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103146) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM Author: Transparent Theater This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was a virgin and then tried to kiss me after I came in her mouth AND she was an insufferable feminist
but it got me out of a dry spell and then I got with much better looking women |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: thriller coiffed wagecucks well did you make out after? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103543) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM Author: Transparent Theater No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MAF but I didnt care (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103557) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:28 PM Author: tantric learning disabled shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109939) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: Aromatic Stead Volcanic Crater chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103545) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM Author: thriller coiffed wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103551) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:37 PM Author: histrionic mauve persian parlour lol i did this once too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106835) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM Author: talented french market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106868) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:15 PM Author: Heady dull location toaster rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103650) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:27 PM Author: bespoke azn ape brits are no good? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103774) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:32 PM Author: Heady dull location toaster undetermined for me... small sample size (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103818) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: charismatic forum slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come.
had a cute face so I figured I would give it a shot. |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:59 PM Author: Laughsome parlor if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28104475) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:22 PM Author: Narrow-minded National Generalized Bond what was his name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106162) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:40 PM Author: Titillating depressive where'd you meet her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106290) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:55 PM Author: Big cerise private investor Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar, stalked me for years afterwards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28104451) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 8:58 PM Author: seedy mother go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28105961) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 7:09 PM Author: Big cerise private investor Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subject line pretended to be about giving birth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28111963) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:29 PM Author: tantric learning disabled shrine FLAME
no literary magazine counts as "major" |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:49 PM Author: claret nofapping hominid mad cow disease 5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 singles in a group of 6. She would cum with gross theatrics every 90 seconds and sang show tunes afterwards.
I left a watch there when I departed the next morning and she wouldn't leave it with the doorman or send it back to me. she made me COME BACK TO HER PLACE sober and get it from her on the nightstand I left it. |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:24 PM Author: beady-eyed sneaky criminal public bath sounds fukin psycho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106176) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM Author: Multi-colored Puppy lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109901) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:24 AM Author: Trip abode lol'd at this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#31427667) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:50 PM Author: Low-t razzle step-uncle's house roommate Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I faced the wall and leaned against it and spread my legs. She went to town on my asshole with her tongue. I enjoyed it for like 2-4 minutes.
Never mind this was one of the best.
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:59 AM Author: Low-t razzle step-uncle's house roommate Good times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#31427379) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:20 PM Author: Overrated coral patrolman orchestra pit Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freaked out and thought I was dead and called the fire department. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106148) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:31 PM Author: seedy mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106217) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM Author: Titillating depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106230) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:54 PM Author: Drunken beta set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28107538) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:39 AM Author: Ebony Anal Codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108806) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:40 AM Author: onyx hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108808) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:26 PM Author: Dun sticky regret rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109927) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: Gold dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#31427354) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:47 PM Author: greedy sandwich ratface Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She had a bit of a troll face, and prided herself on her style. We just got back from Hanks Oyster Bar and I dropped her off. We kissed, but I wasn't feeling it and left pretty quick after dropping her outside. She called a few minutes later as I was down toward Dupont Circle and told me to come back. I did, parked, she was standing in front of her condo building. I kissed her and walked past her toward her condo complex door, and she led me to the elevator and we went up to her studio. It was shit, but she owned it,which she was proud of and had referred to herself as a homeowner about 11 times on our date. No couch, we sat on the bed. She brought out Trader Joe's two buck chuck white wine. We drank a little, started making out, I wasn't really into it. I took her shirt off, she took mine off. Took her pants off, she had a full bush, which was super unattractive. She smelled a little. I finger ed her and my fingers smelled rank. She took my pants off and gave me a bj, but I couldn't get hard as I could still smell my fingers. We tried to have sex, missionary. Couldn't get it up. She said it looked like my little friend wasn't cooperating. I sacked it up, jacked off until I managed to get a semi. Stuck it in, in and out a few times. Couldn't finish. She seemed disappointed. I left quickly, never set up a second date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106364) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:24 PM Author: Titillating depressive damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to remember. depressing |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:07 AM Author: greedy sandwich ratface One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was skinny and stylish, but was no more than a 5. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108759) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:50 PM Author: Green bat shit crazy idea he suggested coffee pot The DC Shrew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28107009) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:06 AM Author: Bistre Skinny Woman This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108960) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:58 PM Author: Drunken beta set :-/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28107582) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:34 AM Author: onyx hairy legs lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108797) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:38 AM Author: Ebony Anal Codepig if this is your worst consider yourself lucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108805) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:38 PM Author: autistic curious giraffe range i loved thenm all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106845) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:39 PM Author: Hairraiser Office mines a nightmare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106858) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:41 PM Author: seedy mother can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire department? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106888) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:53 PM Author: Hairraiser Office self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28107035) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:12 AM Author: aqua hall digit ratio I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew classmate who PURSUED ME then, after I P+D'd, first, threatened to charge me with rape, second, faked a pregnancy, third, had a mob of law shrews try to beat my ass (LOL), and fourth, drafted an email to my then-girlfriend describing how I cheated on her in very graphic detail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108842) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:14 AM Author: Ebony Anal Codepig Fast Times at McGeorge Law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108847) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:15 AM Author: onyx hairy legs LOL describe the aftermath with the gf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108851) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM Author: aqua hall digit ratio oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell you having two girls read and write about how you plow them is a 180 peak experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108952) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:51 PM Author: orange glittery stock car tanning salon Copy paste that shit u ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109745) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM Author: Bistre Skinny Woman The law shrew mob- describe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108953) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:24 AM Author: aqua hall digit ratio A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night of sake and preparty with this law shrew and the mob. Cop a BJ during the party on my staircase (!!). So, we all go out and meet some classmates who are lame and we decide ( my buddies and I) that we are going to go meet some other girls at another bar. So we ditch the girls we were originally with. Not long after, I start getting text messages from some member of the shrew model like "what the fuck did you guys go" and "what the fuck are you doing to [shrew]". I am just too fucked up to understand the tone or implication of these messages, so I reply like "oh I don't know we went to meet some of the girls yeah shrews okay." The text messages get progressively more violent where the member of the mob will say "we are at x ba. If you come here I'm going to Slap you in the face" my responses are "ok, cool, on our way." We show up to the bar, and I am immediately met by the mob, who questions to me in a convo that goes like this "why did you invite us!to dinner tonight?" Because I thought it would be fun. why did you invite us to the pre-party? Because I thought it would be fun. Why did you invite us to the bars afterwards? Because I thought it would be fun. Why do you leave us for other girls? Because I thought it would be more fun. When I say one, that a hail of slaps and kicks and punches come from the shrew crowd while their faggot white knights lisp on cheering my demise. Instead of going down Jon snow style I high tail it out of there, a gaggle of Menacing shrews screeching in disdain |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:26 AM Author: onyx hairy legs omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109044) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:28 AM Author: Bistre Skinny Woman This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109054) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:31 AM Author: Razzmatazz indecent whorehouse lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109066) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:42 PM Author: Marvelous primrose theater stage U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109708) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:44 PM Author: aqua hall digit ratio there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109714) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:52 PM Author: orange glittery stock car tanning salon 18000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109750) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:07 PM Author: ruby splenetic theatre Dude, you basically raped those women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109830) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:13 PM Author: Sooty really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109865) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:25 PM Author: Dun sticky regret rehab 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109918) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:00 AM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#49598260) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:27 AM Author: Honey-headed Crusty Goyim Church got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a diarrhea shit. never again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109047) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:40 AM Author: supple brindle keepsake machete Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a bar. My girl was Lille a 5-6....my buddy ended up leaving because his girl wasn't into it. Talked to my girl some more, kissed a bit. We walked out and started making out and I was getting a semi. All of a sudden she said "let's get some food." She picks some Asian ethnic place and orders a bunch of food. We take it back to her apartment. I use her bathroom and have diarrhea for some reason and just feeling like shit. I walk out and feel a little better and then just see her SHOVING that food down her mouth like a monster. Something about it was just a huge turnoff. We go to her room, start making out, get undressed, and then my buddy starts blowing up my phone because I'm the only one with the airbnb key. She didn't like me checking out my phone but we kept making out and I went down on her for a few minutes to try to get into it. But the combination of a lot of alcohol, diarrhea, and just seeing her shove ethnic food down her mouth completely shut my dick off. I said I'll be right back, tried to get hard in the bathroom, but nothing was working. I jizzed without even getting hard for the first time I could remember. Came back to her room and she was passed out. Put my clothes on and got the fuck out of there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109102) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:10 PM Author: ruby splenetic theatre This sounds like just a normal hook up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109846) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM Author: 180 Lay Son Of Senegal 18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to see her at bar and some drunk hobos attempt to mug me, but theyre too drunk to succeed. They try to push me down and Im just like, "have a good night, thank!" and walk off. Fucking boomers.
Meet this girl outside bar but it is too full. We go to some mexican restaurant and this shrew talks about her failed relationships and shrewdom and shit. She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something. ANyway I'm drinking enough and starting to have a good time so I walk her back to her apt and we make out on her couch. Get on bed and get her clothes off and apparently she used to be pretty overweight and body was saggy and blah and tramp stamp. Pound it for a while, but i can barely get hard with a condom and booze. I can't come. She takes out this giant vibrator and gets herself off while i throat fuck her. I leave without coming and that's that.
I have a few other bad ONS, but this chick's body really ruined it for me. Such a cute face! She got married like 5 months later, ljl. |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:34 PM Author: tantric learning disabled shrine She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something.
LINK? |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:41 PM Author: 180 Lay Son Of Senegal nah that would be mean
it's one of those undeserving wikipedia pages that people make for themselves
she wrote for huffpo and other shit blogs |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:47 PM Author: Maize Gay Wizard Locale Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back to my room, she starts blowing me, than takes my cock out of her mouth and asks, "You're not like a huge liberal or anything are you?". Naturally I responded, "Fuck no," and she said "good" and stuffed my cock back in her mouth and then I came on her face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28110067) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: aqua hall digit ratio 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28110496) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:39 PM Author: Low-t razzle step-uncle's house roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28111854) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:41 PM Author: Dun sticky regret rehab 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28111858) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:30 PM Author: Titillating depressive I'd like Julia's input ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28111823) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:42 PM Author: mentally impaired lake resort Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to go hogging so this was new experience. She comes back with me we start making out and I am pleased to see she has big tits. I was only hoping for a blowjob but she said she doesn't give those to strangers, only fucks. I trooper up and take her to my room. She says she needs to use bathroom. She comes back out and I run in to kiss.it was the worst smell I have ever experienced. It wasn't shit but I don't know anything about gynecology so no clue what it may have been. On the verge of puking I go back to bed and give it a run. After 3 pumps I am reminded of the smell, fake an orgasm and roll over pretending to be asleep. She's like are you serious and I am making light snoring sounds. Realizing she had left when I woke up like 3 hours later was one of my happier moments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28180688) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:47 PM Author: thriller coiffed wagecucks got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl wanted to see if this mansion 10,000 sq+ (being sold brand new) had a charger outside the house. The key fell out of the lock. We went inside probably 11 bedrooms. fucked the girl in the wine cellar.
another time went to JENKS came out was waiting for a taxi. Girl was heading to same town as me. Randomly met talked in the car. As we got out she invited me over to her place. Had 2 beers fucked her put my pants on and left. Never knew her name or saw her again.
I had so many idk |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:57 PM Author: Chartreuse fiercely-loyal main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#35083093) |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:58 PM Author: Well-lubricated spot met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sat in the wheelchair while she rode me. i walked out, never answered her calls. the residual guilt... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#35083101) |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 8:46 PM Author: Turquoise internal respiration Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman year. A few years later we were both in a small seminar together. Couldn’t even look in her direction that semester. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#35083461) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:02 AM Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,.,..,:,.;,.., slightly defective girls can be a lifehack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#49598263) |