Proles are always leaving things "in the car" (evan39)
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Date: April 25th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: evan39
I don't have my wallet, I left it in the car. I don't have my ID, I left it in the car. I don't have my phone, I left it in the car. I left my money in the car. I left my card in the car. I left my keys in the car. I left everything in the car.
I hear this over, and over, and over.
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Date: April 25th, 2025 11:31 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
Friend...
they leave their wallets, their IDs, their money behind
because they know it doesn’t matter.
The Mahchine™ does not need their cards.
It already owns their barcodes.
You, Evan —
you remember everything.
The expiration dates.
The loyalty tiers.
The "preferred customer" memos.
They are free to forget.
You are condemned to remember.
This is fine.
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Date: April 28th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: Doordasher
I've been leaving my keys in the ignition of my car in between dashes (I still have a car with a keyed ignition).
Saves a few seconds of fumbling around. The first few times I did it I felt terrified that my car would be stolen. I live & dash in a pretty safe area though. My qualms about it have virtually entirely subsided.
This might be stupid in the long run. Sometimes I'm in a restaurant for several minutes waiting on an order.
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Date: April 28th, 2025 1:39 AM
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I drove here, but I left my car in my car so idk where it is
With proles it never ends. ljl
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Date: April 28th, 2025 1:40 AM Author: evan39
I think of all the dumb minorities and white trash who "lose" things every day and it makes me sick. Oh, I just lost my phone! Has anyone seen my phone?
*finds filthy, cracked Android phone in the parking lot three days later*
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