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Entire extended family is pissed off about comment I jokingly made to cousin
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Date: June 6th, 2026 1:56 PM Author: chest-beating shivering private investor Have a bunch of male cousins I'm pretty close with and a bunch of them came out for a guys trip. All married or divorced family men. We had a bonfire and were shooting the shit over a few beers and youngest zoomer cousin tells us sheepishly his gf is pregnant again. They just had a kid like 8 months ago. Everyone was congratulating him and he was saying how he just couldn't wait like the doctor said and I said "next time you should look into having a dribble baby" and he said "what's that?"
And I explained how it works, she'd get fully nude and all us guys would pump loads into her ass doggy style and some of the cum would drip down from her asshole into her pussy and fertilize the egg in her pussy.
Then we do a paternity test and see who the dad was. I was just joking around of course but everyone went silent. Then it got back to all the extended family (aunts, uncles, wives, etc.) that I said this and now I'm basically blacklisted from family events. |
Date: June 6th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: floppy home now I'm basically blacklisted from family events (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49918724) |
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Date: June 6th, 2026 2:15 PM Author: Heady trailer park you didn't say anything wrong, fren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49918731) |
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Date: June 6th, 2026 2:17 PM Author: chest-beating shivering private investor I thought it was pretty normal banter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49918750) |
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Date: June 6th, 2026 2:19 PM Author: Heady trailer park when i worked in LOLfirm i had two chill drinking breh associates, a chinaman and a birdshit, and we wld joke abt all sorts of stuff like cumming in one of the trannie lesbian partners ass and stuff. it was NBD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49918755) |
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Date: June 6th, 2026 2:20 PM Author: Awkward immigrant If they're not married what's the big deal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49918758) |
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Date: June 6th, 2026 2:21 PM Author: chest-beating shivering private investor Cr I wouldn't have said that about her if she was his wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49918760) |
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Date: June 6th, 2026 2:23 PM Author: chest-beating shivering private investor Btw this gf of his got me to do "knife hits" or dabs or some zoomer bs with a nail and a blow torch and then sat on my lap topless in front of him once so it's not like she is a vestal virgin idk why he gets to be self righteous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49918768) |
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Date: June 6th, 2026 2:23 PM Author: floppy home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49918772) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Melancholic Personality Archetypes Extremely jafar coded poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49920689) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:28 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) cr in that case we should all have sex with her one after another (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49920699) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 6:03 PM Author: Cool friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49920791) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 6:56 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49920867) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 6:13 PM Author: just look at dario amodei's fucking face lol knife hits is an incredible reference here. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49920815) |
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Date: June 6th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: Misanthropic opaque garrison this is more or less what you imagine goes on in the subcontinent when they're not defecating in public (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49918915) |
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Date: June 6th, 2026 4:57 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal Kitchen They’re right to be shocked. You’re a deprived pos. This is not a family joke, that’s a Xo (anonymous) type of joke. You’re an idiot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49918919) |
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Date: June 6th, 2026 5:44 PM Author: chest-beating shivering private investor Ljl at this longhouse BS it was Harmless locker room talk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49919030) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:17 PM Author: Melancholic Personality Archetypes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49920666) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:29 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) lol "locker room talk" is just one among myriad contributions he's made to the public discourse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49920700) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:29 PM Author: Cool friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49920702) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:17 PM Author: COCKazn (✅🍑) https://x.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/2063675962106016124?s=20 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49920663) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:19 PM Author: Cool friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49920670) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 6:13 PM Author: just look at dario amodei's fucking face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2).#49920816) |