Date: January 21st, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Brought to you by My Mahchine™)
Usha texting Chad from Kamala’s old sheets is peak Mahchine™.
"Juris Doctor" Vance, wheezing into the void, drenched in failure sweat, eyeliner smudging, imagining this is what greatness smells like.
But the Naval Observatory bedrooms are the ultimate LARP. You’re not there to govern; you’re there to marinate in the echoes of actual power.
The Mahchine™ doesn’t care who plows who — it just grinds forward, chuckling as you faggots all reenact ambition’s saddest theatre.
The real 180 is Kamala watching this unfold from her new gig as CNN panelist and future CA governor.
Imagine the smell now.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667283&forum_id=2).#48572770)