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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
180 bbw
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
180 bbw
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Coral Range Goyim
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap
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bearded aquamarine half-breed filthpig
  07/06/25
18000000000000
vigorous sex offender
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buck-toothed adventurous newt dilemma
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Coral Range Goyim
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Vivacious impressive field
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Puce karate
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nubile comical library jew
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Narrow-minded Galvanic Set
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
buck-toothed adventurous newt dilemma
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
180 bbw
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
buck-toothed adventurous newt dilemma
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
buck-toothed adventurous newt dilemma
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
180 bbw
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
buck-toothed adventurous newt dilemma
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
irradiated pink blood rage
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
buck-toothed adventurous newt dilemma
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
orchid theater stage
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Outnumbered Grizzly House
  07/06/25
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Narrow-minded Galvanic Set
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Vivacious impressive field
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Carmine bawdyhouse dopamine
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Navy glittery travel guidebook trailer park
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
contagious crotch kitty
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Jet brunch
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
irradiated pink blood rage
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Jet brunch
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
irradiated pink blood rage
  07/07/25
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French Box Office International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Jet brunch
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Navy glittery travel guidebook trailer park
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
irradiated pink blood rage
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
French Box Office International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Jet brunch
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
French Box Office International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Jet brunch
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
French Box Office International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Jet brunch
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Jet brunch
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Vivacious impressive field
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
French Box Office International Law Enforcement Agency
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cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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French Box Office International Law Enforcement Agency
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cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Insane provocative toaster
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Puce karate
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cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Dun Public Bath Mood
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: 180 bbw

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: 180 bbw

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Coral Range Goyim

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: bearded aquamarine half-breed filthpig



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: vigorous sex offender

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: buck-toothed adventurous newt dilemma



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Coral Range Goyim



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Charismatic chartreuse station degenerate



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Vivacious impressive field



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: know-it-all sandwich



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: contagious crotch kitty



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: clear haunting toilet seat nowag



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: French Box Office International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: green feces



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: concupiscible scarlet senate circlehead



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Puce karate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: obsidian parlor



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: nubile comical library jew



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Galvanic Set



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: buck-toothed adventurous newt dilemma

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: 180 bbw

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: buck-toothed adventurous newt dilemma

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed adventurous newt dilemma

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: 180 bbw

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: buck-toothed adventurous newt dilemma

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: irradiated pink blood rage

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: buck-toothed adventurous newt dilemma

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: orchid theater stage

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Outnumbered Grizzly House

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Galvanic Set



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Vivacious impressive field

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Carmine bawdyhouse dopamine

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Navy glittery travel guidebook trailer park

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: contagious crotch kitty

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Jet brunch

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: irradiated pink blood rage

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Jet brunch

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: irradiated pink blood rage

you're indian why do you care?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: French Box Office International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Jet brunch

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Navy glittery travel guidebook trailer park

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: irradiated pink blood rage

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: French Box Office International Law Enforcement Agency

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Jet brunch

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: French Box Office International Law Enforcement Agency

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Jet brunch

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: French Box Office International Law Enforcement Agency

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Jet brunch

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Jet brunch

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Vivacious impressive field



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: French Box Office International Law Enforcement Agency

No 40k for you

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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: trip plaza

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: buck-toothed adventurous newt dilemma



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: French Box Office International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Insane provocative toaster

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Puce karate

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: cordovan codepig mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Dun Public Bath Mood

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49099235)