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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Excitant sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: alcoholic mischievous spot gay wizard

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: mahogany senate

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: duck-like adventurous piazza



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling masturbator giraffe



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Irradiated site

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Irradiated site

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Stirring Bistre Weed Whacker Stead



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: laughsome godawful ladyboy coldplay fan

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Excitant sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: laughsome godawful ladyboy coldplay fan

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Excitant sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Heady immigrant



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: plum shaky french chef dog poop

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: fantasy-prone shrine sandwich

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Excitant sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: plum shaky french chef dog poop

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Excitant sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: plum shaky french chef dog poop

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: mahogany senate

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Stirring Bistre Weed Whacker Stead



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Out-of-control Blue Locus

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: floppy selfie pisswyrm

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: vigorous love of her life corn cake

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: alcoholic mischievous spot gay wizard

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: floppy selfie pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: cream striped hyena skinny woman

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: alcoholic mischievous spot gay wizard

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Excitant sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: lake slap-happy kitchen cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Milky gunner heaven

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Azure pervert idea he suggested

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Maroon rehab hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Buff stimulating azn area

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: plum shaky french chef dog poop

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: mahogany senate

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Cocky personal credit line place of business

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Excitant sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: mahogany senate

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Buff stimulating azn area

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Excitant sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Buff stimulating azn area

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Azure pervert idea he suggested

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: mahogany senate

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Buff stimulating azn area

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: mahogany senate

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Cocky personal credit line place of business

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: mahogany senate

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring old irish cottage fortuitous meteor

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Buff stimulating azn area



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: mahogany senate

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating parlour useless brakes



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating parlour useless brakes



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Contagious crimson church



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: cruel-hearted geriatric dysfunction doctorate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: laughsome godawful ladyboy coldplay fan



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Disturbing Headpube Crotch



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant school cafeteria shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: cerebral frum theater

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: floppy selfie pisswyrm

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Buff stimulating azn area



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Chrome tanning salon indirect expression



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: silver dragon location



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Marvelous Set Affirmative Action



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: offensive slimy den



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Coiffed karate son of senegal



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: wonderful church building



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz amber boiling water stage



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: offensive slimy den



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: frisky metal boistinker



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: frisky metal boistinker



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: talented onyx box office potus

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Maroon rehab hissy fit



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: jade institution



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring old irish cottage fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: primrose garrison



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: cerebral frum theater

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Flatulent stag film mental disorder



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: frisky metal boistinker

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: charismatic lavender windowlicker dilemma



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: mahogany senate

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: spectacular kitty station

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: mahogany senate

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Cocky personal credit line place of business

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: mahogany senate

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: diverse walnut toilet seat

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Buff stimulating azn area

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring old irish cottage fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: cerebral frum theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Ebony misanthropic plaza partner



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: yellow twisted sanctuary black woman

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Galvanic cobalt business firm half-breed

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: cracking brunch

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: plum shaky french chef dog poop

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Turquoise lascivious pozpig lodge

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Lemon Mediation Associate

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Buff stimulating azn area

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Cocky personal credit line place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: duck-like adventurous piazza



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Cocky personal credit line place of business

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Lime aphrodisiac psychic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: glittery rebellious goal in life

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Slippery Center Community Account

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Chest-beating base jap

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: plum shaky french chef dog poop

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Chest-beating base jap

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Cocky personal credit line place of business

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: glittery rebellious goal in life

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Green appetizing nibblets bawdyhouse

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Stirring Bistre Weed Whacker Stead



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Orange 180 corner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: cerebral frum theater

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Tripping national security agency

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: doobsian scarlet water buffalo



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Cocky personal credit line place of business

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: jet-lagged apoplectic menage newt

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Author: Flirting parlor



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Cocky personal credit line place of business



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Irradiated site

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Author: cruel-hearted geriatric dysfunction doctorate



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored fear-inspiring home



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Cocky personal credit line place of business



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Bisexual macaca



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Cocky personal credit line place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: cruel-hearted geriatric dysfunction doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Cocky personal credit line place of business



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: buck-toothed purple faggotry forum

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: cruel-hearted geriatric dysfunction doctorate



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Lemon Mediation Associate



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: concupiscible abode

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating parlour useless brakes



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: fighting razzle-dazzle boltzmann deer antler

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: fighting razzle-dazzle boltzmann deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: ultramarine disrespectful whorehouse



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: duck-like adventurous piazza



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: cruel-hearted geriatric dysfunction doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Hairraiser Puce Address



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Contagious crimson church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: electric puppy

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: rusted haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: alcoholic casino



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: electric puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: electric puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: hideous pontificating crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: rusted haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Jet feces property

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Excitant sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: supple clear legend generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Infuriating Honey-headed Resort Genital Piercing

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Flesh Fragrant Pistol Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating parlour useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating parlour useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Contagious crimson church

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Lemon Mediation Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Big tank



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Grizzly theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone House

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Mildly autistic titillating parlour useless brakes

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Crystalline impressive native filthpig

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Saffron racy rigpig new version



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: cruel-hearted geriatric dysfunction doctorate



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: cruel-hearted geriatric dysfunction doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Saffron racy rigpig new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: slate house-broken rigor

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: lilac razzle hominid



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: stubborn pearl indian lodge private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Vivacious space incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Multi-colored fear-inspiring home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Hairraiser Puce Address

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: chartreuse arousing pit

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Saffron racy rigpig new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Aqua boyish chapel



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: cruel-hearted geriatric dysfunction doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Aqua boyish chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: jet-lagged apoplectic menage newt

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: chocolate milk sound barrier

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: provocative national becky

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: offensive slimy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Bespoke Dull Trust Fund Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: provocative national becky

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Bespoke Dull Trust Fund Marketing Idea

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: provocative national becky

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: provocative national becky

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Flesh Fragrant Pistol Range



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Autistic Trip Chad Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: cruel-hearted geriatric dysfunction doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Shivering ruby bbw



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: cowardly lay voyeur

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Coiffed karate son of senegal

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: hyperactive citrine field



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Grizzly theater stage



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Magenta Wild Cruise Ship

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: carnelian histrionic telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Exciting Nowag

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: rusted haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Amethyst idiot sex offender

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sable digit ratio twinkling uncleanness

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling masturbator giraffe

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Grizzly theater stage

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: hilarious vermilion roast beef



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling masturbator giraffe



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#49777531)