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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typ...
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0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)
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Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: obsidian insecure associate meetinghouse

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Sooty headpube

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Bossy locus therapy



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Massive odious place of business market



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: Wine misanthropic clown area



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: Hyperactive galvanic coldplay fan



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Tan Locale



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Flesh aromatic theater stage



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: ruby motley mad cow disease



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: ruby motley mad cow disease

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: crawly iridescent wrinkle



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: ruby motley mad cow disease

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Tan Locale

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated costumed station



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: crawly iridescent wrinkle



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: Wine misanthropic clown area



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Vigorous private investor

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Comical Orange Property

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Arousing vermilion stage



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Puce stage

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:31 AM
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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:05 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: rose impertinent trailer park really tough guy

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: crawly iridescent wrinkle



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: emerald step-uncle's house bbw

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: salmon round eye



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: big public bath blood rage

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: Heady Menage Laser Beams

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: spectacular naked twinkling uncleanness



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: ebony fear-inspiring puppy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: contagious flushed jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Pink location goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Ivory Candlestick Maker Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: ruby motley mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: salmon round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Sooty headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac selfie hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Wine misanthropic clown area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Wine misanthropic clown area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Apoplectic Fanboi

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Wine misanthropic clown area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: fighting canary kitty cat orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Massive odious place of business market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Pink location goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: charismatic disturbing newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: glassy blathering idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Pink location goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Disgusting casino codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Very tactful histrionic bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Pink location goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Milky appetizing hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Saffron sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Pink location goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Bossy locus therapy

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Pink location goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: hairless shrine

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Bossy locus therapy

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: vivacious house sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Hyperactive galvanic coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: pearl rebellious lodge karate

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: cruel-hearted pit

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: narrow-minded church building

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Milky appetizing hell

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Poppy Lascivious Jap Pisswyrm

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: talking slimy box office foreskin

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Tan Locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: carnelian range party of the first part

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: crawly iridescent wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: arrogant hospital

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: soul-stirring messiness

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Onyx violent mad-dog skullcap

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling gold brunch community account

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: ruby motley mad cow disease

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Wonderful insanely creepy trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: hairless shrine

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Dark Whorehouse Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Light plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: ebony fear-inspiring puppy church

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Pale Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: marvelous bright travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: fighting canary kitty cat orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Supple Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Pink location goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Wonderful insanely creepy trump supporter

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Wonderful insanely creepy trump supporter

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle fluffy library telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: diverse kitchen patrolman

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Onyx violent mad-dog skullcap

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Wonderful insanely creepy trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Flesh aromatic theater stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Comical Orange Property

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: geriatric carmine senate

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Comical Orange Property

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Cracking set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: boyish opaque theater digit ratio

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Flesh aromatic theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Hyperactive galvanic coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Onyx violent mad-dog skullcap

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: boyish opaque theater digit ratio

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: chartreuse abode nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Bossy locus therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: thriller duck-like resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: blue useless dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed gunner home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Very tactful histrionic bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Pearly doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: hateful space

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: chartreuse abode nibblets

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Hyperactive galvanic coldplay fan

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: chartreuse abode nibblets

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Tan Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Exciting Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Territorial Chad Rigpig

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: boyish opaque theater digit ratio

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: ruby motley mad cow disease

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: boyish opaque theater digit ratio

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: adulterous amethyst half-breed idea he suggested

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Heady Menage Laser Beams

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Mischievous immigrant

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle fluffy library telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Soggy Roommate Yarmulke

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Comical Orange Property

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Soggy Roommate Yarmulke

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Comical Orange Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Light plaza

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Curious Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Racy haunting university rigor

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Comical Orange Property

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Racy haunting university rigor

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: flirting walnut mood

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Comical Orange Property

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Comical Orange Property

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Comical Orange Property

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Milky appetizing hell



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Comical Orange Property

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Pale Psychic



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Author: high-end yellow black woman school



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: fighting canary kitty cat orchestra pit



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Startling Lake Feces

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle fluffy library telephone

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Outnumbered Gaped Love Of Her Life

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: ungodly green forum nowag

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Outnumbered Gaped Love Of Her Life

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Brindle office

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Mischievous immigrant



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Comical Orange Property

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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Puce stage

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Brindle office

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: talented rambunctious piazza legal warrant



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: crawly iridescent wrinkle



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Slate alcoholic temple

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Violet cuckold pervert

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: cobalt site goal in life



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Comical Orange Property



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: hairraiser den cuck

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Wine misanthropic clown area



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: fighting canary kitty cat orchestra pit

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He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

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Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: well-lubricated costumed station

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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: passionate crackhouse



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: fighting canary kitty cat orchestra pit



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: fighting canary kitty cat orchestra pit



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Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Wine misanthropic clown area



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Wine misanthropic clown area



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: big-titted smoky ratface

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Wine misanthropic clown area

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: fighting canary kitty cat orchestra pit



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: bateful tank stead

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Razzle tanning salon

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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Wine misanthropic clown area



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Wine misanthropic clown area



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: big-titted smoky ratface



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed gunner home

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Wine misanthropic clown area



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Scarlet gay wizard

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Supple Institution

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Startling Lake Feces

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: grizzly medicated point factory reset button

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Fuchsia sadistic heaven

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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: glassy blathering idiot

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