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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Doobsian heady range It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: cerebral location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: ocher sweet tailpipe heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: crawly exciting base ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Bearded red state did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Flatulent flirting national dopamine "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Buff striped hyena athletic conference (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: honey-headed windowlicker travel guidebook "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Onyx Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: massive reading party corner (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Doobsian heady range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Know-it-all Indigo Masturbator who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Doobsian heady range Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Know-it-all Indigo Masturbator whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Doobsian heady range CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Floppy kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: tripping spot 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: sticky jewess university "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Floppy kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: kink-friendly aromatic immigrant goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#49335487) |