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I ruined my sister in laws wedding

I was pissed because while my wife was prancing around the f...
excitant maize boiling water
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Galvanic lettuce
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Insecure elastic band giraffe
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Incredible
Vengeful Property
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They’ll all forgive you because you’re tall
violent fragrant gas station
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THE HORSE IS NASTY
transparent newt
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A horse faced fridge!
exciting rigpig
  07/20/25
whoooosh?
Snowy turdskin
  07/21/25
the switch from the definite to the indefinite article mid-v...
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Diverse Pozpig Filthpig
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Motley coffee pot
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transparent newt
  07/20/25
Built like a linebacker refrigerator
Boyish Kink-friendly Water Buffalo Alpha
  07/20/25
square backed, even
Clear Aphrodisiac Friendly Grandma Business Firm
  07/20/25
Heights of all involved?
apoplectic cheese-eating box office
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Hateful Stage
  07/21/25
Was it an emotional wedding or a real one
citrine electric base
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spoh ahah
cerebral flickering piazza
  07/21/25
A man losing his patience is an extremely cuck move.
Maniacal volcanic crater
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Huh
excitant maize boiling water
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I kept standing up and swaying when everyone else was sittin...
big irate locus
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Motley coffee pot
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isn't this like the 12th time you've done this in various fo...
Red den regret
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? a Tall man wit a hoodie is a new poster sharing his story
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oh. my bad
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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: excitant maize boiling water

I was pissed because while my wife was prancing around the fuckin Philadelphia on trollies taking pictures I was stuck with our 5 maniac kids kicking screaming and destroying the hotel.

My sister in law and I don’t get along very well and I particularly don’t like her because she looks like a horse and is built like a linebacker refrigerator.

I started drinking early and during the ceremony I kept standing up and swaying when everyone else was sitting down. My wife was looking at me in horror.

When my sister in law came down the aisle I grabbed the microphone and started singing this song I made up “the horse! Is nasty! Oh she’s galloping down the aisle like a square backed fridge! A horse faced fridge!”

The groom came at me but I do BJJ and I grappled and got him in a hold. The police came and my wife was screaming like a maniac. They basically said if no one got hurt it’s just harassment and they can only take a report.



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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Galvanic lettuce



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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Insecure elastic band giraffe



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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Vengeful Property

Incredible

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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: violent fragrant gas station

They’ll all forgive you because you’re tall

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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: transparent newt

THE HORSE IS NASTY

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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: exciting rigpig

A horse faced fridge!

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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Snowy turdskin

whoooosh?

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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: exciting rigpig

the switch from the definite to the indefinite article mid-verse (chorus?) is a subtle but masterful touch. whoever this new poaster is, he has a bright future on xo.

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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: transparent newt



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored cobalt library fanboi



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Clear Aphrodisiac Friendly Grandma Business Firm



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Diverse Pozpig Filthpig



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Motley coffee pot



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: transparent newt



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Boyish Kink-friendly Water Buffalo Alpha

Built like a linebacker refrigerator

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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Clear Aphrodisiac Friendly Grandma Business Firm

square backed, even

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Date: July 20th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: apoplectic cheese-eating box office

Heights of all involved?

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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Hateful Stage



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Date: July 21st, 2025 6:57 AM
Author: citrine electric base

Was it an emotional wedding or a real one

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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:32 AM
Author: cerebral flickering piazza

spoh ahah

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Date: July 21st, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Maniacal volcanic crater

A man losing his patience is an extremely cuck move.

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Date: July 21st, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: excitant maize boiling water

Huh

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Date: July 21st, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: big irate locus

I kept standing up and swaying when everyone else was sitting down



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Date: July 21st, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: startling roommate mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Motley coffee pot



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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Red den regret

isn't this like the 12th time you've done this in various forms, mostly involving height and prior sexual history?

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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Clear Aphrodisiac Friendly Grandma Business Firm

? a Tall man wit a hoodie is a new poster sharing his story

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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Red den regret

oh. my bad

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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Motley coffee pot



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