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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Sooty Volcanic Crater
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Sooty Volcanic Crater
  05/01/26
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Ebony rigpig boltzmann
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Soul-stirring transparent legal warrant
  04/29/26
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Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask
  04/29/26
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Ebony rigpig boltzmann
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Zombie-like piazza
  04/29/26
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purple unhinged pistol wagecucks
  04/29/26
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Ebony rigpig boltzmann
  05/01/26
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self-absorbed center elastic band
  04/30/26
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Mind-boggling orange theater
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Mind-boggling orange theater
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Ebony rigpig boltzmann
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
purple unhinged pistol wagecucks
  05/02/26
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Ebony rigpig boltzmann
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Zombie-like piazza
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask
  04/29/26
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Ebony rigpig boltzmann
  04/29/26
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lime diverse stage
  04/29/26
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bisexual fragrant theatre french chef
  04/29/26
180!
purple unhinged pistol wagecucks
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Soul-stirring transparent legal warrant
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Arousing outnumbered jap
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
fluffy pit
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
fluffy pit
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
bearded partner tattoo
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
fluffy pit
  05/01/26
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Ebony rigpig boltzmann
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
bearded partner tattoo
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
fluffy pit
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Ebony rigpig boltzmann
  05/01/26
180
lime diverse stage
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Soul-stirring transparent legal warrant
  05/01/26
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charismatic place of business
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
massive canary internal respiration plaza
  04/30/26
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massive canary internal respiration plaza
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Slap-happy senate nibblets
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
fluffy pit
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask
  05/01/26
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Ebony rigpig boltzmann
  05/01/26
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fluffy pit
  05/01/26
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Ebony rigpig boltzmann
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Translucent antidepressant drug
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Ebony rigpig boltzmann
  05/01/26
congrats!
Mind-boggling orange theater
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
lime diverse stage
  05/01/26
180
Ebony rigpig boltzmann
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask
  05/01/26
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Ebony rigpig boltzmann
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Translucent antidepressant drug
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Ebony rigpig boltzmann
  05/01/26
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purple unhinged pistol wagecucks
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Sooty Volcanic Crater

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Sooty Volcanic Crater

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Ebony rigpig boltzmann



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring transparent legal warrant



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Ebony rigpig boltzmann



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Zombie-like piazza

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: purple unhinged pistol wagecucks



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Ebony rigpig boltzmann



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: self-absorbed center elastic band



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orange theater



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orange theater

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Ebony rigpig boltzmann

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: purple unhinged pistol wagecucks

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Ebony rigpig boltzmann



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Zombie-like piazza

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Ebony rigpig boltzmann



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: lime diverse stage



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: bisexual fragrant theatre french chef



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: purple unhinged pistol wagecucks

180!

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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring transparent legal warrant

hell yeah

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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Arousing outnumbered jap

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: fluffy pit

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: fluffy pit

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: bearded partner tattoo

Post your closing argument text

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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: fluffy pit

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Ebony rigpig boltzmann



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: bearded partner tattoo

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: fluffy pit

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Ebony rigpig boltzmann

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: lime diverse stage

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring transparent legal warrant

180. I love forklift cases

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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: charismatic place of business



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: massive canary internal respiration plaza

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: massive canary internal respiration plaza



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Slap-happy senate nibblets

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: fluffy pit

Do you ever think you'll go private?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Ebony rigpig boltzmann



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fluffy pit



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Ebony rigpig boltzmann



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Translucent antidepressant drug

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Ebony rigpig boltzmann

Shalom.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orange theater

congrats!

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: lime diverse stage

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Ebony rigpig boltzmann

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Irradiated costumed church building pocket flask

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Ebony rigpig boltzmann



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Translucent antidepressant drug

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Ebony rigpig boltzmann

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: purple unhinged pistol wagecucks



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