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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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Please solve peace in the Middle East. Thank
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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100%. no lackey would write like this.
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initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typ...
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This makes it funnier
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0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)
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chilling
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epic find and on point
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Doug Feith to jr. associate: FW: Issues w/Various Countri...
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Will do. Thank.
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Associate emails secretary for some help: "AUTOMATI...
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this is pretty much what would happen IRL
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Thank you for thinking of me.
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Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.
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Alphas can be faggots too
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April 7, 2003 11:48 AM TO: Donald Rumsfeld FROM: Do...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: electric rigor

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Walnut Boyish Ticket Booth

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: dark hairless house depressive



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Pale Sweet Tailpipe Station



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap weed whacker



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: Hyperactive Bateful Site



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: cracking hideous feces cuckold



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: marvelous lettuce



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: soggy maniacal patrolman



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: soggy maniacal patrolman

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Vibrant misanthropic party of the first part



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: soggy maniacal patrolman

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: cracking hideous feces cuckold

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Talented ocher background story



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Vibrant misanthropic party of the first part



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap weed whacker



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted set

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Maize resort pozpig

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: stimulating shitlib



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling magenta hospital

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: swashbuckling goyim



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: medicated liquid oxygen brethren



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: exhilarant geriatric stead hissy fit

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Vibrant misanthropic party of the first part



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: racy crystalline hairy legs rigpig

*shudders*

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Big Keepsake Machete Corn Cake



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: concupiscible travel guidebook

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: Judgmental irradiated idea he suggested

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Garnet self-absorbed dysfunction



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: medicated liquid oxygen brethren



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: hairraiser glassy boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27647567)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Cobalt curious indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: galvanic underhanded nursing home circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Arousing market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Exciting bright home pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: purple round eye school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: sepia provocative haunted graveyard base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: soggy maniacal patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Big Keepsake Machete Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Walnut Boyish Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Stirring range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: harsh cream theater pistol

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: mildly autistic preventive strike double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Pale Sweet Tailpipe Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: purple round eye school cafeteria



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: diverse pit jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: spectacular hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: purple round eye school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Fishy Charismatic Crackhouse Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Bipolar Duck-like Corner Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: purple round eye school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Nudist Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Twisted drab mood cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: purple round eye school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: dark hairless house depressive

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: purple round eye school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Flushed chapel

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: dark hairless house depressive

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring white boltzmann mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Hyperactive Bateful Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Beta office

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Motley misunderstood parlor

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: mischievous histrionic stage

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Nudist Becky

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: shimmering hilarious area

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Plum state

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: cracking hideous feces cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Hyperventilating university legend

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Vibrant misanthropic party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: swashbuckling goyim

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: puce hateful theatre regret

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Impressive hot national security agency

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: alcoholic main people

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: soggy maniacal patrolman

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Well-lubricated excitant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Flushed chapel

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: cerebral ultramarine space juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: honey-headed turdskin death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Arousing market

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Amethyst heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: henna lodge karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: mildly autistic preventive strike double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Very tactful razzmatazz garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: purple round eye school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Well-lubricated excitant temple

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Well-lubricated excitant temple

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Turquoise Pontificating Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: heady pea-brained parlour mother

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Impressive hot national security agency

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Well-lubricated excitant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: marvelous lettuce

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Maize resort pozpig

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: sinister spot

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Maize resort pozpig

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sooty Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: vermilion massive public bath

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: marvelous lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Hyperactive Bateful Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Impressive hot national security agency

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: vermilion massive public bath

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Nofapping frozen hall puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: dark hairless house depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Effete private investor stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: yapping ratface really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Rambunctious wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Bipolar Duck-like Corner Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: medicated liquid oxygen brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Brass 180 stain goal in life

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Nofapping frozen hall puppy

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Hyperactive Bateful Site

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Nofapping frozen hall puppy

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: cracking hideous feces cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Lake Multi-colored Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Thirsty frisky gaming laptop stag film

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: vermilion massive public bath

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: soggy maniacal patrolman

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: vermilion massive public bath

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: supple slimy field

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Judgmental irradiated idea he suggested

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Glittery Newt

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Turquoise Pontificating Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Mexican

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Maize resort pozpig

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Sanctuary Mexican

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Maize resort pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: honey-headed turdskin death wish

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: pearl crusty piazza cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: violet zombie-like lay

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Maize resort pozpig

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: violet zombie-like lay

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring black dog poop trust fund

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Maize resort pozpig

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Maize resort pozpig

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Maize resort pozpig

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Nudist Becky



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Maize resort pozpig

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Amethyst heaven



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: lavender marketing idea



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: mildly autistic preventive strike double fault



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: titillating french chef

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Turquoise Pontificating Therapy

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: lascivious scourge upon the earth

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Avocado shrine sneaky criminal

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: lascivious scourge upon the earth

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Menage Incel

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Glittery Newt



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Maize resort pozpig

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling magenta hospital

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Menage Incel

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: comical fighting coldplay fan rehab



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Well-lubricated excitant temple



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Vibrant misanthropic party of the first part



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Stubborn vivacious affirmative action

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: rose kitchen

love the response time

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: trip tantric theater stage



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Maize resort pozpig



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Sadistic violent gunner



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: vigorous ruddy hunting ground



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: olive tanning salon persian

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap weed whacker



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Hyperventilating university legend



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: vigorous ruddy hunting ground



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: mildly autistic preventive strike double fault

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Talented ocher background story

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Sadistic violent gunner



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Walnut Boyish Ticket Booth



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: mildly autistic preventive strike double fault



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: mildly autistic preventive strike double fault



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#49464215)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap weed whacker



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap weed whacker



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: topaz point striped hyena

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap weed whacker

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: mildly autistic preventive strike double fault



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Cerise Center Legal Warrant

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: cerebral ultramarine space juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#29843822)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Buff Locus

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#30037755)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Razzle Trailer Park



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal costumed place of business church building



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#30362240)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: topaz point striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#32170273)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: cerebral ultramarine space juggernaut



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Rambunctious wagecucks

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: aquamarine deranged sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#32577548)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap weed whacker



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap weed whacker



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: topaz point striped hyena



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Odious wild useless brakes people who are hurt

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: ivory appetizing plaza



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac library



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Very tactful razzmatazz garrison

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: titillating french chef

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Copper beady-eyed meetinghouse internal respiration

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Idiotic Jap

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: topaz point striped hyena



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap weed whacker



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: floppy clown dilemma

180

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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: tan adventurous box office



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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: tan adventurous box office



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Date: March 17th, 2021 1:24 PM
Author: Pink Institution Blood Rage



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Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: yapping ratface really tough guy



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap weed whacker



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: yapping ratface really tough guy



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: tan adventurous box office



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: Know-it-all den

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap weed whacker



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: spectacular hominid

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#45778737)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
Author: Laughsome indirect expression address



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Date: May 31st, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: Fragrant Church Messiness

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Useless umber athletic conference



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: Wonderful ebony mental disorder



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Date: January 27th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac library



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



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