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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Parlor

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Fishy thriller people who are hurt indirect expression

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Medicated scourge upon the earth foreskin

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Medicated scourge upon the earth foreskin

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Author: flickering alcoholic house



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Nudist faggotry



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: supple site



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Author: dashing bossy goal in life



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Medicated scourge upon the earth foreskin



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Fishy thriller people who are hurt indirect expression



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good adventurous candlestick maker



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Opaque brethren

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: wonderful emerald mental disorder



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: supple site



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Curious kitchen persian



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: mahogany effete pocket flask



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: supple site



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: lascivious bearded forum

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: supple site



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Galvanic balding mediation step-uncle's house

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: lascivious bearded forum

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling theater stage



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling carnelian chapel jewess



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: pale diverse really tough guy

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: brindle gas station gunner

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: narrow-minded infuriating philosopher-king

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Curious kitchen persian

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: chrome boyish stock car psychic

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: puce irradiated dog poop

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Silver Hunting Ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Alcoholic splenetic ceo trump supporter

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Azure Multi-colored Immigrant Trailer Park



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Charismatic bisexual lodge

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: shivering irate karate

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: cracking ruddy striped hyena set

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Charcoal brunch preventive strike

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Medicated scourge upon the earth foreskin

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Comical fear-inspiring headpube goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Galvanic balding mediation step-uncle's house

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: aquamarine school macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: concupiscible area chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: flickering alcoholic house

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: exhilarant box office



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: chest-beating national boistinker



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: arousing sandwich



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: aggressive dilemma turdskin



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: supple site



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Comical fear-inspiring headpube goyim

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Comical fear-inspiring headpube goyim

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Vivacious lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: naked resort

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: cracking ruddy striped hyena set

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Comical fear-inspiring headpube goyim



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: lemon violent travel guidebook digit ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: trip yarmulke

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: domesticated hairraiser orchestra pit

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: trip yarmulke

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: chestnut 180 double fault



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Sienna cumskin

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: lemon violent travel guidebook digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: mind-boggling carnelian chapel jewess



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: cracking ruddy striped hyena set

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Sienna cumskin

Cr

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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: yellow exciting address



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: lascivious bearded forum



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Ebony laser beams nursing home



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: canary principal's office



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: pearl cowardly filthpig



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: wonderful emerald mental disorder



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: odious church place of business



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: honey-headed razzle-dazzle casino mexican

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: yellow exciting address

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling carnelian chapel jewess

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: yellow exciting address

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Silver Hunting Ground



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Histrionic dun menage degenerate



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: fuchsia fragrant market clown

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Sienna cumskin

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Medicated scourge upon the earth foreskin

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Sienna cumskin

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz love of her life shrine

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Anal Coral Wrinkle

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: sexy brilliant international law enforcement agency

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Vivacious lay



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Appetizing lime whorehouse

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: trip yarmulke

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Appetizing lime whorehouse

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: trip yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: concupiscible area chad

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Magical offensive home kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Adulterous Center Nowag

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: trip yarmulke

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Adulterous Center Nowag

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: bull headed rigor field

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: trip yarmulke

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: trip yarmulke

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: trip yarmulke

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Curious kitchen persian



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: trip yarmulke

Cr

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: exhilarant box office



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: frum stead stain



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: arousing sandwich



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Indigo well-lubricated piazza

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Vivacious lay

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: violet famous landscape painting

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Cream bipolar hominid private investor

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: violet famous landscape painting

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Hateful misanthropic hospital cuckold

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: sexy brilliant international law enforcement agency



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: trip yarmulke

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Red Provocative Coldplay Fan Crotch

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Hateful misanthropic hospital cuckold

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Sadistic turquoise range



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Comical fear-inspiring headpube goyim



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Azure Multi-colored Immigrant Trailer Park



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: blathering mint station

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: onyx underhanded state

love the response time

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Talented Copper Public Bath Electric Furnace



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: trip yarmulke



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Soul-stirring garrison



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Pearly tanning salon toaster



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: olive temple generalized bond

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Sable Office



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Alcoholic splenetic ceo trump supporter



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Pearly tanning salon toaster



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: arousing sandwich

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: gold round eye halford

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring garrison



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Fishy thriller people who are hurt indirect expression



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: arousing sandwich



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: arousing sandwich



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Sable Office



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Sable Office



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: racy spruce french chef abode

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Sable Office

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: arousing sandwich



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: disgusting hell depressive

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: aquamarine school macaca



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: stimulating dingle berry sanctuary

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Sable Office



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: avocado very tactful new version



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Big magenta parlour coffee pot



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Sable Office



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: racy spruce french chef abode



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: aquamarine school macaca



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: pearl cowardly filthpig

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: White frisky jap ape



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Sable Office



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Sable Office



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: racy spruce french chef abode



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: flirting crystalline base

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: Excitant tattoo voyeur



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Harsh theater



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: aggressive dilemma turdskin

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Indigo well-lubricated piazza

Lmao

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Judgmental Rose Main People

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: chartreuse business firm police squad

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: racy spruce french chef abode



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Sable Office



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: Glittery cuck

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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: Federal ladyboy dopamine



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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: canary principal's office



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: wild fat ankles

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Sable Office



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Passionate church building haunted graveyard

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2).#45778737)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
Author: Ivory Ticket Booth



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Date: May 31st, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: Titillating self-absorbed idea he suggested mother

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: bateful low-t point



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: Stirring filthy stage



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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