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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
twisted marketing idea filthpig
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
sickened bat shit crazy field
  07/06/25
underrated
mustard angry trailer park headpube
  07/06/25
THIS.
hilarious spot
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
dun house
  07/06/25
Lol
Cracking Home
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
up-to-no-good heady business firm
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
concupiscible plaza
  07/06/25
...
twisted marketing idea filthpig
  07/06/25
...
up-to-no-good heady business firm
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
passionate brunch scourge upon the earth
  07/06/25
Of course
fighting location roommate
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
dull irradiated state masturbator
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
fighting location roommate
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
up-to-no-good heady business firm
  07/06/25
No
marvelous selfie messiness
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
Useless Cyan Sanctuary
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
kink-friendly stage mexican
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
dull irradiated state masturbator
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
kink-friendly stage mexican
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
Rough-skinned Gas Station
  07/06/25
...
Arousing Blathering Principal's Office
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
Awkward Odious Idea He Suggested
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
concupiscible plaza
  07/06/25
noble
kink-friendly stage mexican
  07/06/25
...
Arousing Blathering Principal's Office
  07/07/25
...
hyperactive knife electric furnace
  07/07/25
...
Awkward Odious Idea He Suggested
  07/07/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: twisted marketing idea filthpig

Or did you push her off?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: sickened bat shit crazy field

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2).#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: mustard angry trailer park headpube

underrated

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: hilarious spot

THIS.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: dun house

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2).#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Cracking Home

Lol

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: up-to-no-good heady business firm

lmao, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2).#49076383)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: concupiscible plaza

In fact, lmfao

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: twisted marketing idea filthpig



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: up-to-no-good heady business firm



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: passionate brunch scourge upon the earth

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2).#49076452)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: fighting location roommate

Of course

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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: dull irradiated state masturbator

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2).#49077046)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: fighting location roommate

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2).#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: up-to-no-good heady business firm

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2).#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: marvelous selfie messiness

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2).#49076917)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Useless Cyan Sanctuary

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2).#49076919)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: kink-friendly stage mexican

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2).#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: dull irradiated state masturbator

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2).#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: kink-friendly stage mexican

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2).#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Gas Station

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2).#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: Arousing Blathering Principal's Office



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Awkward Odious Idea He Suggested

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2).#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: concupiscible plaza

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2).#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: kink-friendly stage mexican

noble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2).#49077595)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Arousing Blathering Principal's Office



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: hyperactive knife electric furnace



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Awkward Odious Idea He Suggested



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