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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
Lime Maniacal University Idea He Suggested
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Lime Maniacal University Idea He Suggested
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lol at white womyn
Histrionic Sexy Kitchen Stock Car
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
Impertinent Useless Brakes Reading Party
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Exhilarant Hominid Orchestra Pit
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Pink Trip Nursing Home Sneaky Criminal
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
learning disabled sweet tailpipe idiot
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Pink Trip Nursing Home Sneaky Criminal
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
haunting native
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
balding mint shrine
  05/15/23
Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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tyft
multi-colored violet pisswyrm becky
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180
comical crimson giraffe
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awesome
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Lake sanctuary
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
gold electric elastic band
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
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spectacular abusive death wish abode
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You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Lime Maniacal University Idea He Suggested

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Lime Maniacal University Idea He Suggested



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Lime Maniacal University Idea He Suggested



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Histrionic Sexy Kitchen Stock Car

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Impertinent Useless Brakes Reading Party

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hominid Orchestra Pit

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Pink Trip Nursing Home Sneaky Criminal

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2).#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: learning disabled sweet tailpipe idiot

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Pink Trip Nursing Home Sneaky Criminal

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: haunting native

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: balding mint shrine

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Lime Maniacal University Idea He Suggested

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2).#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: multi-colored violet pisswyrm becky

tyft

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: comical crimson giraffe

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Thriller faggot firefighter

awesome

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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Lake sanctuary



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: gold electric elastic band

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Violent supple tattoo

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: spectacular abusive death wish abode

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Big-titted chocolate cuckoldry gas station

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Stimulating digit ratio legend

lmao

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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: cerebral olive resort



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Paul Peckersucker ((zurich is stained))



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