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Imagine if Superman was black. He'd be literally raping and killing everything

No person, business, or nation would be safe. At absolute...
jade multi-colored parlour ceo
  09/17/23
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Maize hairraiser patrolman
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Maize hairraiser patrolman
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important thread
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Vibrant Lay
  09/17/23
Water would be his kryptonite
Bisexual Mother
  09/17/23
no, a job would be
jade multi-colored parlour ceo
  09/28/23
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Maize hairraiser patrolman
  09/28/23
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Maize hairraiser patrolman
  09/28/23
Classical music
razzmatazz orchid theatre reading party
  09/28/23
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8
thriller rambunctious organic girlfriend
  09/17/23
lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up wi...
ruby thirsty macaca house
  09/28/23
is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.
Sapphire wild brunch
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iridescent trailer park
  09/28/23
It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (...
dark glittery pozpig institution
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Lake slimy hell internal respiration
  09/17/23
Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or tha...
onyx vigorous doctorate coffee pot
  09/28/23
dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm
jade multi-colored parlour ceo
  09/28/23
Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for ...
iridescent trailer park
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twinkling forum associate
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at-the-ready cobalt telephone party of the first part
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TURD SANDWICH
  04/08/26
well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.
SkaddenArse
  04/08/26


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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: jade multi-colored parlour ceo

No person, business, or nation would be safe.

At absolute best he'd focus on a rap career instead of helping anyone.

Lois lane would be a jungle bunny.

There would be no Jonathan Kent since he would have left Clark and Martha on day 1 of him arriving from Krypton.

Martha would be a crack addict.

I'm obviously assuming that in this alternate universe the whole Kent family is black.

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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Maize hairraiser patrolman



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: Maize hairraiser patrolman



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: Maize hairraiser patrolman

important thread

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:15 PM
Author: Vibrant Lay



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: Bisexual Mother

Water would be his kryptonite

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 AM
Author: jade multi-colored parlour ceo

no, a job would be

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Maize hairraiser patrolman



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Date: September 28th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Maize hairraiser patrolman



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: razzmatazz orchid theatre reading party

Classical music

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: thriller rambunctious organic girlfriend

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: ruby thirsty macaca house

lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up with it on the spot

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: Sapphire wild brunch

is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:46 AM
Author: iridescent trailer park



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: dark glittery pozpig institution

It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (Michael Che) writes the white guy's jokes for him and they're all racist

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:32 PM
Author: Lake slimy hell internal respiration



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: onyx vigorous doctorate coffee pot

Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or that he was a dark skinned Kryptonian?

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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: jade multi-colored parlour ceo

dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: iridescent trailer park

Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for him

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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: jade multi-colored parlour ceo



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: twinkling forum associate



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Date: September 28th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: at-the-ready cobalt telephone party of the first part



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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: TURD SANDWICH ( )



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Date: April 8th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: SkaddenArse

well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.

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