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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Harsh lascivious rehab
  12/08/25
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Harsh lascivious rehab
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
cobalt school cafeteria mediation
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Milky station
  12/12/25
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Ruby magical feces theater
  12/17/25
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Bearded hairraiser house sandwich
  12/17/25
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Puce goal in life sneaky criminal
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
iridescent submissive field
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Harsh lascivious rehab
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
iridescent submissive field
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Harsh lascivious rehab
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Stirring whorehouse
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Harsh lascivious rehab
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Sooty Irradiated Stag Film Pocket Flask
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Harsh lascivious rehab
  12/18/25
lol
pink church
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Sooty Irradiated Stag Film Pocket Flask
  12/17/25
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Harsh lascivious rehab
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Ruby magical feces theater
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
odious embarrassed to the bone indian lodge genital piercing
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
pink church
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Ruby magical feces theater
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
odious embarrassed to the bone indian lodge genital piercing
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Ruby magical feces theater
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Zippy marvelous hunting ground
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
crimson offensive university goyim
  12/17/25
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Spruce supple gaping son of senegal
  12/17/25
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wine meetinghouse
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
soul-stirring home
  12/17/25
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transparent jap lodge
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Harsh lascivious rehab
  12/17/25
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Swashbuckling glassy area
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
fragrant twisted fanboi
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
naked multi-billionaire
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Zippy marvelous hunting ground
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
naked multi-billionaire
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Zippy marvelous hunting ground
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
naked multi-billionaire
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
hateful copper orchestra pit
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
odious embarrassed to the bone indian lodge genital piercing
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
fragrant twisted fanboi
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
odious embarrassed to the bone indian lodge genital piercing
  12/17/25
...
hateful copper orchestra pit
  12/17/25
I am not!
fragrant twisted fanboi
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
startling alcoholic juggernaut
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Harsh lascivious rehab

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Harsh lascivious rehab



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: cobalt school cafeteria mediation

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Milky station

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Ruby magical feces theater



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Bearded hairraiser house sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Puce goal in life sneaky criminal



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: iridescent submissive field

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Harsh lascivious rehab

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: iridescent submissive field

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Harsh lascivious rehab

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Stirring whorehouse

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Harsh lascivious rehab

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Sooty Irradiated Stag Film Pocket Flask

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Harsh lascivious rehab

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: pink church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Sooty Irradiated Stag Film Pocket Flask

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Harsh lascivious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Ruby magical feces theater

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: odious embarrassed to the bone indian lodge genital piercing

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: pink church

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Ruby magical feces theater

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: odious embarrassed to the bone indian lodge genital piercing

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Ruby magical feces theater

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Zippy marvelous hunting ground

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: crimson offensive university goyim

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Spruce supple gaping son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: wine meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring home

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: transparent jap lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Harsh lascivious rehab

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling glassy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: fragrant twisted fanboi

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: naked multi-billionaire

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Zippy marvelous hunting ground

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: naked multi-billionaire

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Zippy marvelous hunting ground

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: naked multi-billionaire

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: hateful copper orchestra pit

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: odious embarrassed to the bone indian lodge genital piercing

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: fragrant twisted fanboi

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: odious embarrassed to the bone indian lodge genital piercing

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: hateful copper orchestra pit



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: fragrant twisted fanboi

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: startling alcoholic juggernaut

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518198)