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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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provocative bbw
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
free-loading messiness abode
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
provocative bbw
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Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
free-loading messiness abode
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the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
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Ruddy motley mad-dog skullcap quadroon
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you forgot the WOC paralegal
Ruddy motley mad-dog skullcap quadroon
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Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting
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https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
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Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
provocative bbw
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
multi-colored hyperventilating site
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
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Drunken dilemma stain
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180!
Vivacious bawdyhouse dysfunction
  04/29/26
hell yeah
aggressive fishy depressive address
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
provocative bbw
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
lascivious hell
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
provocative bbw
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What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Deranged Travel Guidebook
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
provocative bbw
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How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Deranged Travel Guidebook
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
provocative bbw
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Disgusting Stag Film
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
provocative bbw
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Deranged Travel Guidebook
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Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Disgusting Stag Film
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Deranged Travel Guidebook
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting
  05/01/26
180
high-end space
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180. I love forklift cases
aggressive fishy depressive address
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  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
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flesh splenetic school cafeteria chad
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Talented Walnut Sweet Tailpipe Crotch
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
provocative bbw
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Deranged Travel Guidebook
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
provocative bbw
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Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting
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Deranged Travel Guidebook
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Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting
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Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Pearly useless brakes
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting
  05/01/26
congrats!
Ruddy motley mad-dog skullcap quadroon
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
high-end space
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180
Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
provocative bbw
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Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Pearly useless brakes
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
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Vivacious bawdyhouse dysfunction
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: provocative bbw



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: free-loading messiness abode

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: provocative bbw

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: free-loading messiness abode

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: aggressive fishy depressive address



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: provocative bbw



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: multi-colored hyperventilating site

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Vivacious bawdyhouse dysfunction



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: hateful ticket booth



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Ruddy motley mad-dog skullcap quadroon



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Ruddy motley mad-dog skullcap quadroon

you forgot the WOC paralegal

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Vivacious bawdyhouse dysfunction

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: provocative bbw

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: multi-colored hyperventilating site

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: provocative bbw

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: high-end space



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Drunken dilemma stain



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Vivacious bawdyhouse dysfunction

180!

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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: aggressive fishy depressive address

hell yeah

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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: provocative bbw

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: lascivious hell

What happened to the pallets?

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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: provocative bbw

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Deranged Travel Guidebook

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: provocative bbw

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Deranged Travel Guidebook

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: provocative bbw

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Disgusting Stag Film

Post your closing argument text

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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: provocative bbw

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Deranged Travel Guidebook

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Disgusting Stag Film

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Deranged Travel Guidebook

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: high-end space

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: aggressive fishy depressive address

180. I love forklift cases

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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Rose Spot Roommate



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: flesh splenetic school cafeteria chad

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: flesh splenetic school cafeteria chad



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Talented Walnut Sweet Tailpipe Crotch

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: provocative bbw

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Deranged Travel Guidebook

Do you ever think you'll go private?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: provocative bbw

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Deranged Travel Guidebook



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Pearly useless brakes

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting

Shalom.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Ruddy motley mad-dog skullcap quadroon

congrats!

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: high-end space

Ginger tea with honey!

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: provocative bbw

Looking forward to this, ty

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Pearly useless brakes

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Sapphire stimulating famous landscape painting

Okay, I lol’d

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Vivacious bawdyhouse dysfunction



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