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saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
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I saved one life
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
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that's kinda cool
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Explain?
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Self defense?
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Ricky
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
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Took over a small country
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lol wow, holy shit
heady flesh mad-dog skullcap
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No way you're the only one
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Pumo scum
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What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
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  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
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I took a dump at Port Authority.
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that is brave
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It was as bad you think.
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I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
pontificating diverse senate liquid oxygen
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owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
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i've exorcised 3+ demons
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
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wow
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
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Driven a Zamboni
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180 wholesome unique experience
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tyty
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
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learning disabled trip clown
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
Unholy Bisexual Range
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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wtf
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
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Aromatic Infuriating Windowlicker
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
floppy cocky point hairy legs
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
High-end french chef
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Winner
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Motley apoplectic codepig theater
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I smoked crack with him.
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
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Narcissist
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Coon
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
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magenta excitant kitchen wagecucks
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Post a link to your novel or stfu.
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
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Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
Bat Shit Crazy Frozen Gunner
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Link to said novel?
Grizzly electric alpha sound barrier
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Where did you go,bro?
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Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
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We talking a full degree or community college
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
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She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
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What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
provocative harsh organic girlfriend
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
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Titillating thirsty incel stage
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No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
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Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
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you're 60?
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
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Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
beta tanning salon
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Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
glittery state mad cow disease
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We’re butt brothers, brother.
adulterous frisky boiling water
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180 I thought you just sucked on it
glittery state mad cow disease
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Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
Charismatic Nudist Locale
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180
Cowardly nowag space
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Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
greedy laughsome trust fund electric furnace
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180!
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flew a P-51.
Bat Shit Crazy Frozen Gunner
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Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
Charismatic Nudist Locale
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i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
Titillating thirsty incel stage
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played golf with Trump
Dark marketing idea locus
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is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
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probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
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I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
Dark marketing idea locus
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Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
Racy Slate Personal Credit Line Deer Antler
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grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
provocative harsh organic girlfriend
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Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
glittery state mad cow disease
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my asshole remembers that day fondly
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glittery state mad cow disease
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
Unholy Bisexual Range
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In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
curious sanctuary international law enforcement agency
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Fucked Alicia Silverstone
Mind-boggling cuckold
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
Brass Seedy Lay Dog Poop
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was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
slap-happy rigor
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ouch
Titillating thirsty incel stage
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as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
slap-happy rigor
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your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
Titillating thirsty incel stage
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
slap-happy rigor
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
Titillating thirsty incel stage
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No, they are still talking about it.
lascivious philosopher-king candlestick maker
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
Aquamarine Meetinghouse
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it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
slap-happy rigor
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
lascivious philosopher-king candlestick maker
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not me
slap-happy rigor
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slap-happy rigor
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genuine lol
180 emerald trailer park
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lascivious philosopher-king candlestick maker
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180
Swashbuckling crimson whorehouse private investor
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180
Dark marketing idea locus
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
Aromatic Infuriating Windowlicker
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
Mentally impaired chartreuse theatre multi-billionaire
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Cowardly nowag space
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Mentally impaired chartreuse theatre multi-billionaire
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Cowardly nowag space
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
Painfully Honest Circlehead Chad
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😎
Mentally impaired chartreuse theatre multi-billionaire
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Cowardly nowag space
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
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adventurous indigo tank associate
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As the director or the, uh, talent?
Maroon Brunch Mediation
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
vengeful spectacular church building
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
Appetizing dull regret
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
lascivious philosopher-king candlestick maker
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
Charismatic Nudist Locale
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
lascivious philosopher-king candlestick maker
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
180 emerald trailer park
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
lascivious philosopher-king candlestick maker
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unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
180 emerald trailer park
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
lascivious philosopher-king candlestick maker
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it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
180 emerald trailer park
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
lascivious philosopher-king candlestick maker
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
Racy Slate Personal Credit Line Deer Antler
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provocative harsh organic girlfriend
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
cheese-eating underhanded resort ladyboy
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Thats weirdly 180
Bossy lodge really tough guy
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excited?
Titillating thirsty incel stage
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Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
cheese-eating underhanded resort ladyboy
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
Titillating thirsty incel stage
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
cheese-eating underhanded resort ladyboy
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Titillating thirsty incel stage
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fiercely-loyal comical crotch
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Charismatic Nudist Locale
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
cheese-eating underhanded resort ladyboy
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Charismatic Nudist Locale
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As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
fiercely-loyal comical crotch
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
cheese-eating underhanded resort ladyboy
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It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Charismatic Nudist Locale
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Bossy lodge really tough guy
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Cowardly nowag space
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
Unholy Bisexual Range
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
fragrant territorial center
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floppy cocky point hairy legs
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
Fuchsia Yapping School
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how'd you get away
Titillating thirsty incel stage
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Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
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Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
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Cowardly nowag space
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stand up to these niggers, clearly
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
costumed potus tattoo
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
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Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
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fkk it's too outable to say
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring nursing home juggernaut



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal comical crotch

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: pontificating diverse senate liquid oxygen

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: odious round eye

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: hairraiser heaven lettuce

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: learning disabled trip clown



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: Bossy lodge really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: white passionate turdskin macaca

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac indian lodge patrolman



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: heady flesh mad-dog skullcap

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Racy Slate Personal Credit Line Deer Antler

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: aphrodisiac indian lodge patrolman



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Pink Casino Factory Reset Button

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal comical crotch

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: white passionate turdskin macaca

Ricky

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Titillating thirsty incel stage

!

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Blue razzmatazz plaza

(Rudolph)

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: floppy cocky point hairy legs

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Sinister histrionic kitty cat property

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Marvelous sneaky criminal

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: heady flesh mad-dog skullcap

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Marvelous sneaky criminal

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: heady flesh mad-dog skullcap

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Marvelous sneaky criminal

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: ebony doobsian jew

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: heady flesh mad-dog skullcap

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Racy Slate Personal Credit Line Deer Antler

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: white passionate turdskin macaca

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Brass Seedy Lay Dog Poop



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Maniacal station faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: dashing corner

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: lascivious philosopher-king candlestick maker



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: magenta excitant kitchen wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: Stirring french public bath feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Charismatic Nudist Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: fishy alcoholic field



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Bossy lodge really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: hairraiser heaven lettuce

180

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Marvelous sneaky criminal

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Rambunctious office skinny woman

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: useless razzle native

attended an Episcopal church

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: mahogany sexy travel guidebook hominid

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: pontificating diverse senate liquid oxygen

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: mahogany sexy travel guidebook hominid

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: pontificating diverse senate liquid oxygen

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: useless razzle native

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: costumed potus tattoo

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: heady flesh mad-dog skullcap

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Maniacal station faggot firefighter

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Titillating thirsty incel stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Disrespectful cyan parlor



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: white passionate turdskin macaca



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: heady flesh mad-dog skullcap

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: floppy cocky point hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Marvelous sneaky criminal

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Stirring french public bath feces



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: hideous cracking den



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Disrespectful cyan parlor

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Titillating thirsty incel stage

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Exhilarant Chapel Weed Whacker



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: metal stead toilet seat

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Titillating thirsty incel stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Cowardly nowag space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Aquamarine Meetinghouse



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: heady flesh mad-dog skullcap

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: heady flesh mad-dog skullcap

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Stirring french public bath feces



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Vivacious abode

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811592)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: dashing corner

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Racy Slate Personal Credit Line Deer Antler

180 wholesome unique experience

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: dashing corner

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Talented brindle toaster fortuitous meteor

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: dashing corner

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: learning disabled trip clown

180

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: Unholy Bisexual Range

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: lascivious philosopher-king candlestick maker

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Marvelous sneaky criminal

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Titillating thirsty incel stage



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Poppy stimulating business firm halford

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: costumed potus tattoo



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: peach depressive

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: floppy cocky point hairy legs



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Stirring french public bath feces



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: bateful primrose azn

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: adulterous frisky boiling water

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Dark marketing idea locus

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: adulterous frisky boiling water

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Aromatic Infuriating Windowlicker



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: floppy cocky point hairy legs

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: High-end french chef

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: hairraiser heaven lettuce

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Motley apoplectic codepig theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: dun idiot

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: peach depressive

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Racy Slate Personal Credit Line Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: magenta excitant kitchen wagecucks

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: costumed potus tattoo

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: magenta excitant kitchen wagecucks

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: Grizzly electric alpha sound barrier

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: magenta excitant kitchen wagecucks

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: Grizzly electric alpha sound barrier

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: magenta excitant kitchen wagecucks

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Grizzly electric alpha sound barrier

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: magenta excitant kitchen wagecucks

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Grizzly electric alpha sound barrier

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: magenta excitant kitchen wagecucks

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Grizzly electric alpha sound barrier

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Frozen Gunner

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Grizzly electric alpha sound barrier

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: magenta excitant kitchen wagecucks

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Grizzly electric alpha sound barrier

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: vibrant pit mother

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: aphrodisiac indian lodge patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: pearl volcanic crater menage

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: magenta excitant kitchen wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Charismatic Nudist Locale

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: pearl volcanic crater menage

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling crimson whorehouse private investor

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: pearl volcanic crater menage

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: Unholy Bisexual Range

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Titillating thirsty incel stage

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: pearl volcanic crater menage

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: spruce theater stage

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: provocative harsh organic girlfriend

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: pearl volcanic crater menage

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: provocative harsh organic girlfriend

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Titillating thirsty incel stage

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: pearl volcanic crater menage

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling crimson whorehouse private investor

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: glittery state mad cow disease

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Titillating thirsty incel stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: beta tanning salon

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Disrespectful cyan parlor

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: adulterous frisky boiling water

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: beta tanning salon

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: glittery state mad cow disease

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: adulterous frisky boiling water

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: glittery state mad cow disease

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Charismatic Nudist Locale

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Cowardly nowag space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: greedy laughsome trust fund electric furnace

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Cowardly nowag space

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Frozen Gunner

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Charismatic Nudist Locale

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Titillating thirsty incel stage

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Dark marketing idea locus

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Titillating thirsty incel stage

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Dark marketing idea locus

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Titillating thirsty incel stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: gold rebellious parlour sandwich

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Dark marketing idea locus

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Racy Slate Personal Credit Line Deer Antler

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: provocative harsh organic girlfriend

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Bonkers location

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: glittery state mad cow disease

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: provocative harsh organic girlfriend

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: gold rebellious parlour sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: glittery state mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Unholy Bisexual Range

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: curious sanctuary international law enforcement agency

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cuckold

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Brass Seedy Lay Dog Poop

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: slap-happy rigor

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Titillating thirsty incel stage

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: slap-happy rigor

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Titillating thirsty incel stage

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: slap-happy rigor

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Titillating thirsty incel stage

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: lascivious philosopher-king candlestick maker

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Aquamarine Meetinghouse

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: slap-happy rigor

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: lascivious philosopher-king candlestick maker

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: slap-happy rigor

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: slap-happy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: 180 emerald trailer park

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: lascivious philosopher-king candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Swashbuckling crimson whorehouse private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Dark marketing idea locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Canary domesticated bawdyhouse

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Aromatic Infuriating Windowlicker

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Mentally impaired chartreuse theatre multi-billionaire

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Cowardly nowag space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Mentally impaired chartreuse theatre multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Cowardly nowag space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Circlehead Chad

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Mentally impaired chartreuse theatre multi-billionaire

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Cowardly nowag space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: disturbing amber rehab stock car

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: adventurous indigo tank associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Maroon Brunch Mediation

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: vengeful spectacular church building

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Appetizing dull regret

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: lascivious philosopher-king candlestick maker

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Charismatic Nudist Locale

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: lascivious philosopher-king candlestick maker

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: 180 emerald trailer park

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: lascivious philosopher-king candlestick maker

I don't know what that means, is that good?

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: 180 emerald trailer park

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: lascivious philosopher-king candlestick maker

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: 180 emerald trailer park

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: lascivious philosopher-king candlestick maker

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Racy Slate Personal Credit Line Deer Antler

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: provocative harsh organic girlfriend



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: cheese-eating underhanded resort ladyboy

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Bossy lodge really tough guy

Thats weirdly 180

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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Titillating thirsty incel stage

excited?

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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: cheese-eating underhanded resort ladyboy

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Titillating thirsty incel stage

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: cheese-eating underhanded resort ladyboy

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Titillating thirsty incel stage



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal comical crotch



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Charismatic Nudist Locale

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: cheese-eating underhanded resort ladyboy

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Charismatic Nudist Locale

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal comical crotch

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: cheese-eating underhanded resort ladyboy

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal comical crotch

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2).#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Charismatic Nudist Locale

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Bossy lodge really tough guy

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Titillating thirsty incel stage



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Cowardly nowag space



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Unholy Bisexual Range

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: fragrant territorial center

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: floppy cocky point hairy legs



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Fuchsia Yapping School

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Titillating thirsty incel stage

how'd you get away

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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Pink Casino Factory Reset Button

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: saffron elite coffee pot church

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Cowardly nowag space



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: garnet mexican national

stand up to these niggers, clearly

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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: costumed potus tattoo

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy contagious affirmative action queen of the night

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy contagious affirmative action queen of the night

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: lake autistic market

fkk it's too outable to say

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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Disrespectful cyan parlor



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: ..,;,.,;,..,.,...,.....,.,..,., (ballrooms-r-us)




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