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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Violent racy national
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
bateful people who are hurt
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Violent racy national
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
bateful people who are hurt
  05/01/26
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Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard
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Autistic Flesh Yarmulke
  04/29/26
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Violent racy national
  04/29/26
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Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
fluffy black mad cow disease
  04/29/26
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Underhanded Really Tough Guy
  04/29/26
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Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard
  05/01/26
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appetizing address mediation
  04/30/26
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Cerebral ladyboy locus
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Cerebral ladyboy locus
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Underhanded Really Tough Guy
  05/02/26
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Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Violent racy national
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
fluffy black mad cow disease
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Violent racy national
  04/29/26
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Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard
  04/29/26
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chartreuse adventurous philosopher-king
  04/29/26
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bistre flatulent new version
  04/29/26
180!
Underhanded Really Tough Guy
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Autistic Flesh Yarmulke
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Violent racy national
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
flushed splenetic school preventive strike
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Violent racy national
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Avocado Elite Stag Film
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Violent racy national
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Avocado Elite Stag Film
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Violent racy national
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Multi-colored bearded nursing home
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Violent racy national
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Avocado Elite Stag Film
  05/01/26
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Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Multi-colored bearded nursing home
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Avocado Elite Stag Film
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard
  05/01/26
180
chartreuse adventurous philosopher-king
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Autistic Flesh Yarmulke
  05/01/26
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sexy crackhouse dragon
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
know-it-all plaza
  04/30/26
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know-it-all plaza
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
titillating theater dysfunction
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Violent racy national
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Avocado Elite Stag Film
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Violent racy national
  05/01/26
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Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard
  05/01/26
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Avocado Elite Stag Film
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Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Opaque swashbuckling masturbator
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard
  05/01/26
congrats!
Cerebral ladyboy locus
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
chartreuse adventurous philosopher-king
  05/01/26
180
Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Violent racy national
  05/01/26
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Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Opaque swashbuckling masturbator
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard
  05/01/26
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Underhanded Really Tough Guy
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Violent racy national



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: bateful people who are hurt

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Violent racy national

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: bateful people who are hurt

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Autistic Flesh Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Violent racy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: fluffy black mad cow disease

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Underhanded Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: appetizing address mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Cerebral ladyboy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Cerebral ladyboy locus

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Underhanded Really Tough Guy

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Violent racy national

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: fluffy black mad cow disease

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Violent racy national

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: chartreuse adventurous philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: bistre flatulent new version



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Underhanded Really Tough Guy

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Autistic Flesh Yarmulke

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Violent racy national

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: flushed splenetic school preventive strike

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Violent racy national

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Avocado Elite Stag Film

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Violent racy national

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Avocado Elite Stag Film

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Violent racy national

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored bearded nursing home

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Violent racy national

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Avocado Elite Stag Film

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored bearded nursing home

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Avocado Elite Stag Film

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: chartreuse adventurous philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Autistic Flesh Yarmulke

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: sexy crackhouse dragon



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: know-it-all plaza

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: know-it-all plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: titillating theater dysfunction

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Violent racy national

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Avocado Elite Stag Film

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Violent racy national

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Avocado Elite Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Opaque swashbuckling masturbator

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Cerebral ladyboy locus

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: chartreuse adventurous philosopher-king

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Violent racy national

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Opaque swashbuckling masturbator

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Vengeful Razzle-dazzle Forum Haunted Graveyard

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Underhanded Really Tough Guy



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