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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
tell me
mildly autistic brindle community account range
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Bisexual Duck-like Set
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
carnelian histrionic trump supporter
  12/28/13
fucking lol
awkward multi-colored cuckold locale
  05/12/15
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Stirring nursing home place of business
  05/12/15
so underrated
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Thriller Den
  06/07/17
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excitant principal's office
  03/31/18
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  07/18/18
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Grizzly yarmulke
  12/16/21
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Know-it-all elastic band
  02/16/23
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  12/11/24
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alcoholic dilemma
  06/11/25
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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frank rizzo
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Carmine Irradiated Resort Shitlib
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Galvanic blue immigrant
  08/14/13
lmao
mildly autistic brindle community account range
  05/12/15
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chocolate provocative chapel
  12/11/24
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Ebony trip property crotch
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Carmine Irradiated Resort Shitlib
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Wonderful home clown
  08/14/13
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Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
aphrodisiac low-t abode
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
rofl
mildly autistic brindle community account range
  08/14/13
180
Grizzly yarmulke
  08/14/13
rofl
Hilarious alpha
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Startling shrine water buffalo
  08/14/13
lol
Cerebral federal wrinkle
  08/14/13
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Dashing anal national
  08/14/13
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Thriller Den
  03/10/14
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Garnet hateful corner
  03/24/21
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Know-it-all elastic band
  02/16/23
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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Flickering Pale International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/14/13
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Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman
  08/14/13
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Flickering Pale International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Galvanic blue immigrant
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Flickering Pale International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/14/13
best of thread
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
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Salmon stag film voyeur
  08/14/13
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Ebony trip property crotch
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Ebony trip property crotch
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
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Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
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Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Bistre Comical Electric Furnace
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Galvanic blue immigrant
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Aromatic aqua native ratface
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mildly autistic brindle community account range
  08/14/13
180
Disturbing people who are hurt liquid oxygen
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Floppy dark school cafeteria rigor
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Dashing anal national
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Beady-eyed locus
  08/17/13
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awkward multi-colored cuckold locale
  01/19/16
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excitant principal's office
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Aromatic aqua native ratface
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Salmon stag film voyeur
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Salmon stag film voyeur
  08/14/13
lol
mind-boggling canary point persian
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Flickering Pale International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
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Salmon stag film voyeur
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
swashbuckling cuckoldry plaza
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cowardly gas station
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Flickering Pale International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/14/13
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light concupiscible ape depressive
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
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Salmon stag film voyeur
  08/14/13
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purple sweet tailpipe
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Garnet hateful corner
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Salmon stag film voyeur
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Salmon stag film voyeur
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Disgusting stain filthpig
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
topaz boyish nowag
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
aphrodisiac low-t abode
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
aphrodisiac low-t abode
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Grizzly yarmulke
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Scarlet Corn Cake French Chef
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
pea-brained site famous landscape painting
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Salmon stag film voyeur
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
topaz boyish nowag
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Disgusting stain filthpig
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
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marvelous philosopher-king weed whacker
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
topaz boyish nowag
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
topaz boyish nowag
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
topaz boyish nowag
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
topaz boyish nowag
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
topaz boyish nowag
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
topaz boyish nowag
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman
  08/14/13
whatever
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Opaque doctorate forum
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Salmon stag film voyeur
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Flickering Pale International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
lol
Disturbing people who are hurt liquid oxygen
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
180
Grizzly yarmulke
  08/14/13
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Titillating buck-toothed field knife
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Flickering Pale International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Talented regret mediation
  08/14/13
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Talented regret mediation
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Grizzly yarmulke
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Grizzly yarmulke
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
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Stimulating Orange Newt
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Disturbing people who are hurt liquid oxygen
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
hairraiser internet-worthy ticket booth
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
idiotic bateful state blood rage
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Grizzly yarmulke
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Grizzly yarmulke
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Salmon stag film voyeur
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Grizzly yarmulke
  08/14/13
165
Zombie-like Orchid Box Office Giraffe
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
lmao
Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman
  08/14/13
...
marvelous philosopher-king weed whacker
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Exhilarant location
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Overrated lay jap
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Beady-eyed locus
  08/14/13
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Talented regret mediation
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
Pics?
Well-lubricated Glittery Whorehouse
  08/14/13
link?
chocolate provocative chapel
  08/17/13
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mildly autistic brindle community account range
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
appetizing ultramarine brunch faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Frisky brilliant halford
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Salmon stag film voyeur
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
heady party of the first part
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
gaped maniacal pervert boistinker
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
gaped maniacal pervert boistinker
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
gaped maniacal pervert boistinker
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
massive electric cruise ship private investor
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Razzle fanboi office
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
gaped maniacal pervert boistinker
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Chestnut racy public bath
  08/14/13
Underrated
Zombie-like Orchid Box Office Giraffe
  08/15/13
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Thriller Den
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Razzle fanboi office
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Chestnut racy public bath
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
laughsome hospital goal in life
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Salmon stag film voyeur
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
saffron temple
  08/14/13
lol
Cerebral federal wrinkle
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
saffron temple
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Cerebral federal wrinkle
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
saffron temple
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Razzle fanboi office
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Pontificating nudist police squad
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Disgusting stain filthpig
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Red Big Crackhouse
  08/14/13
180
very tactful sable gay wizard
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Cerebral federal wrinkle
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Dashing anal national
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Cerebral federal wrinkle
  08/14/13
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Walnut University
  08/14/13
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Sticky boiling water garrison
  08/14/13
180
gaped maniacal pervert boistinker
  08/14/13
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Chestnut racy public bath
  08/15/13
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heady party of the first part
  08/17/13
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arousing legend church building
  09/11/13
Lmao
Alcoholic Fishy Space Dopamine
  06/07/17
...
philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
metal sanctuary
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Walnut University
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
greedy crimson love of her life station
  08/14/13
lol
gaped maniacal pervert boistinker
  08/14/13
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Charismatic circlehead
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Geriatric plum rigpig
  08/14/13
180
Copper Business Firm
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
pink trailer park round eye
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Umber vigorous theater stage fat ankles
  08/17/13
poignant
Vivacious khaki theatre
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Cruel-hearted Twisted Library Prole
  08/17/13
...
Walnut University
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
arousing legend church building
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
purple sweet tailpipe
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
laughsome hospital goal in life
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
carnelian histrionic trump supporter
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
up-to-no-good sepia reading party mood
  12/28/13
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curious slippery market dog poop
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
underhanded coffee pot hall
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Contagious trust fund meetinghouse
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Judgmental Base
  03/10/14
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awkward multi-colored cuckold locale
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
swashbuckling cuckoldry plaza
  05/12/15
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Ivory diverse tanning salon headpube
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Dashing anal national
  10/25/17
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chocolate provocative chapel
  11/29/15
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chocolate provocative chapel
  12/23/15
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awkward multi-colored cuckold locale
  01/05/16
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chocolate provocative chapel
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Amethyst Spectacular Orchestra Pit
  06/07/17
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Ivory diverse tanning salon headpube
  09/22/17
...
Beady-eyed locus
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
hideous hell tank
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
supple digit ratio skinny woman
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
hideous hell tank
  07/18/18
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Garnet hateful corner
  04/30/19
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chocolate provocative chapel
  06/21/20
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chocolate provocative chapel
  06/23/20
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razzmatazz medicated potus
  07/11/20
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Garnet hateful corner
  12/16/21
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Garnet hateful corner
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: mildly autistic brindle community account range

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836102)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Bisexual Duck-like Set

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: carnelian histrionic trump supporter

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24727525)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: awkward multi-colored cuckold locale

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Stirring nursing home place of business



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: cobalt odious pocket flask

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Thriller Den



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: excitant principal's office



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Flesh vibrant cuck church



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: bespoke jet mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Grizzly yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Know-it-all elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Ebony trip property crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: alcoholic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Carmine Irradiated Resort Shitlib

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Galvanic blue immigrant

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: mildly autistic brindle community account range

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: chocolate provocative chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Ebony trip property crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Carmine Irradiated Resort Shitlib

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Wonderful home clown

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: aphrodisiac low-t abode

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: mildly autistic brindle community account range

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Grizzly yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Hilarious alpha

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Startling shrine water buffalo

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Cerebral federal wrinkle

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Dashing anal national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Thriller Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Garnet hateful corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Know-it-all elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Flickering Pale International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Flickering Pale International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Galvanic blue immigrant

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Flickering Pale International Law Enforcement Agency

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Salmon stag film voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Ebony trip property crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Ebony trip property crotch

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Bistre Comical Electric Furnace

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Galvanic blue immigrant

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Aromatic aqua native ratface

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: mildly autistic brindle community account range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Disturbing people who are hurt liquid oxygen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Floppy dark school cafeteria rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Dashing anal national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: awkward multi-colored cuckold locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: excitant principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Aromatic aqua native ratface

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Salmon stag film voyeur

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Salmon stag film voyeur

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: mind-boggling canary point persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Flickering Pale International Law Enforcement Agency

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Salmon stag film voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling cuckoldry plaza

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: cowardly gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Flickering Pale International Law Enforcement Agency

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: light concupiscible ape depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Salmon stag film voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: purple sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: purple sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Garnet hateful corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Salmon stag film voyeur

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Salmon stag film voyeur

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Disgusting stain filthpig

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: topaz boyish nowag

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: aphrodisiac low-t abode

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: aphrodisiac low-t abode

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Grizzly yarmulke

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Scarlet Corn Cake French Chef

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: pea-brained site famous landscape painting

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Salmon stag film voyeur

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: topaz boyish nowag

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Disgusting stain filthpig

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: marvelous philosopher-king weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: topaz boyish nowag

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: topaz boyish nowag

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: topaz boyish nowag

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: topaz boyish nowag

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: topaz boyish nowag

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: topaz boyish nowag

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Opaque doctorate forum

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Salmon stag film voyeur

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Flickering Pale International Law Enforcement Agency

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Disturbing people who are hurt liquid oxygen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Grizzly yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Titillating buck-toothed field knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Flickering Pale International Law Enforcement Agency

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Talented regret mediation

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Talented regret mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Grizzly yarmulke

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Grizzly yarmulke

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Stimulating Orange Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Disturbing people who are hurt liquid oxygen

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: hairraiser internet-worthy ticket booth

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: idiotic bateful state blood rage

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Grizzly yarmulke

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Grizzly yarmulke

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Salmon stag film voyeur

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Grizzly yarmulke

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Zombie-like Orchid Box Office Giraffe

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Sinister Bipolar Piazza Patrolman

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: marvelous philosopher-king weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Exhilarant location

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Overrated lay jap

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Beady-eyed locus

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Talented regret mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Glittery Whorehouse

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: chocolate provocative chapel

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: mildly autistic brindle community account range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: appetizing ultramarine brunch faggot firefighter

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Frisky brilliant halford

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Salmon stag film voyeur

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: heady party of the first part

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: gaped maniacal pervert boistinker

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: gaped maniacal pervert boistinker

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: gaped maniacal pervert boistinker

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: massive electric cruise ship private investor

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Razzle fanboi office

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: gaped maniacal pervert boistinker

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Chestnut racy public bath

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Zombie-like Orchid Box Office Giraffe

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Thriller Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Razzle fanboi office

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Chestnut racy public bath

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: laughsome hospital goal in life

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Salmon stag film voyeur

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: saffron temple

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Cerebral federal wrinkle

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: saffron temple

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Cerebral federal wrinkle

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: saffron temple

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Razzle fanboi office

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Pontificating nudist police squad

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Disgusting stain filthpig

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Red Big Crackhouse

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: very tactful sable gay wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Cerebral federal wrinkle

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Dashing anal national

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Cerebral federal wrinkle

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Walnut University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Sticky boiling water garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: gaped maniacal pervert boistinker

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Chestnut racy public bath



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: heady party of the first part



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: arousing legend church building



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Alcoholic Fishy Space Dopamine

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: metal sanctuary

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Walnut University

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: greedy crimson love of her life station

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: gaped maniacal pervert boistinker

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Charismatic circlehead



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Geriatric plum rigpig

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Copper Business Firm

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: pink trailer park round eye

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Umber vigorous theater stage fat ankles

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Vivacious khaki theatre

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Twisted Library Prole

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Walnut University



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: arousing legend church building

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: purple sweet tailpipe

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: laughsome hospital goal in life

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: carnelian histrionic trump supporter

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: up-to-no-good sepia reading party mood

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: curious slippery market dog poop



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: underhanded coffee pot hall

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Contagious trust fund meetinghouse

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Judgmental Base

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: awkward multi-colored cuckold locale



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: swashbuckling cuckoldry plaza

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Ivory diverse tanning salon headpube



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Dashing anal national



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: chocolate provocative chapel



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: chocolate provocative chapel



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: awkward multi-colored cuckold locale



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: chocolate provocative chapel



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Amethyst Spectacular Orchestra Pit

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Ivory diverse tanning salon headpube



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed locus



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: hideous hell tank

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: supple digit ratio skinny woman

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: hideous hell tank

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Garnet hateful corner



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: chocolate provocative chapel



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: chocolate provocative chapel



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: razzmatazz medicated potus



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Garnet hateful corner



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Garnet hateful corner



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