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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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  08/14/13
tell me
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After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
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a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
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When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
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To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
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Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
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I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
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pizzas have an expiration date
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after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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Pizzas are not whores.
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The white box LR is kept in is padded.
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  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
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  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
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thank you for showing me kindness :)
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(not bloodacre)
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i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
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It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
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is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
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TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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"95th percentile body" LINK?
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  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
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whatever
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A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
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It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
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When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
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Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
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a pretty shitty contribution
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  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
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lol tyft
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  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
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it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
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i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
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The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
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did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
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I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
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Fungi. Fungi.
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sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
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while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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lmao
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You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
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this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
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A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
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When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
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my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
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Pics?
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link?
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After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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A pizza's crust is normal.
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A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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lisa rowe can't be topped!
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a pizza can feed a family of four.
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not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
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you know how bad i want that irl
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One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
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a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
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Pizza tastes good
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Underrated
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
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LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
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Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
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i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
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pizza doesn't cut itself
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Lmao
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you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
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one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
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The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
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wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
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A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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I want pizza
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What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
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it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
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(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: snowy pit filthpig

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: milky cowardly roast beef

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Yapping community account

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: chocolate twisted abode bbw

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: exciting patrolman senate

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: mustard candlestick maker den



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: underhanded set roommate

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Autistic hell



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Irradiated impertinent locus



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: swashbuckling bearded forum multi-billionaire



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: curious drunken new version crackhouse



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: 180 rambunctious foreskin



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: ivory balding voyeur



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: spruce sinister public bath



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Jade range regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: amethyst boyish laser beams box office



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Sooty Principal's Office Dopamine



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Jade range regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Thriller Indecent Fortuitous Meteor

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Hideous saffron round eye hall

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: snowy pit filthpig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: black stage sex offender



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: spruce sinister public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Thriller Indecent Fortuitous Meteor

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: awkward slap-happy church faggotry

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: milky cowardly roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: laughsome tattoo indian lodge

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: snowy pit filthpig

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: 180 rambunctious foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: self-absorbed blue state cuckold

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: ultramarine stead

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Motley stock car corner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: naked beady-eyed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Autistic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: cerise stirring turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: ivory balding voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: amethyst boyish laser beams box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling feces cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: milky cowardly roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Mind-boggling feces cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Hideous saffron round eye hall

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling feces cumskin

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Harsh Cobalt Private Investor Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: spruce sinister public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: spruce sinister public bath

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: milky cowardly roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: milky cowardly roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: milky cowardly roast beef

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: amber point mad cow disease

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Hideous saffron round eye hall

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: well-lubricated dilemma

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: snowy pit filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Frisky gay toilet seat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Bespoke Personal Credit Line Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: naked beady-eyed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: exciting patrolman senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Irradiated impertinent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: well-lubricated dilemma

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Harsh Cobalt Private Investor Legend

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Harsh Cobalt Private Investor Legend

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: magenta fragrant trailer park hairy legs

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Mind-boggling feces cumskin

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Harsh Cobalt Private Investor Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: overrated parlor

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: cyan razzmatazz university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling feces cumskin

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Really Tough Guy Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Harsh Cobalt Private Investor Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Vigorous yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Vigorous yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: cerise stirring turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Harsh Cobalt Private Investor Legend

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Harsh Cobalt Private Investor Legend

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: primrose rough-skinned national

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser bat-shit-crazy gaming laptop

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: laughsome tattoo indian lodge

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: laughsome tattoo indian lodge

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: 180 rambunctious foreskin

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: plum galvanic orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: titillating boltzmann death wish

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Harsh Cobalt Private Investor Legend

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser bat-shit-crazy gaming laptop

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: primrose rough-skinned national

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: pearl rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Hairraiser bat-shit-crazy gaming laptop

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Hairraiser bat-shit-crazy gaming laptop

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Hairraiser bat-shit-crazy gaming laptop

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Hairraiser bat-shit-crazy gaming laptop

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Hairraiser bat-shit-crazy gaming laptop

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Hairraiser bat-shit-crazy gaming laptop

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: milky cowardly roast beef

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: milky cowardly roast beef

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible Travel Guidebook

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Harsh Cobalt Private Investor Legend

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling feces cumskin

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Frisky gay toilet seat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: 180 rambunctious foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: lascivious adulterous rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Mind-boggling feces cumskin

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Splenetic demanding mediation organic girlfriend

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Splenetic demanding mediation organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: 180 rambunctious foreskin

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: 180 rambunctious foreskin

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: milky cowardly roast beef

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: milky cowardly roast beef

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Supple stage people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Frisky gay toilet seat

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Drab sadistic kitty

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: mahogany seedy site

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: 180 rambunctious foreskin

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: 180 rambunctious foreskin

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Harsh Cobalt Private Investor Legend

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: 180 rambunctious foreskin

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Clear national security agency telephone

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: milky cowardly roast beef

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: pearl rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: fishy space

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Ape Rehab

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Splenetic demanding mediation organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Brindle casino

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: black stage sex offender

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: snowy pit filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Diverse sickened institution volcanic crater

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: unholy crotch plaza

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Harsh Cobalt Private Investor Legend

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: elite aqua location

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: talking very tactful gas station

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: talking very tactful gas station

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: talking very tactful gas station

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: disturbing aphrodisiac sneaky criminal

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: crimson adventurous generalized bond

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: talking very tactful gas station

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Thirsty School Cafeteria

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Clear national security agency telephone

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Autistic hell



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: crimson adventurous generalized bond

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Thirsty School Cafeteria

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Bisexual arousing therapy

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Harsh Cobalt Private Investor Legend

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Vermilion odious antidepressant drug

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Motley stock car corner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Vermilion odious antidepressant drug

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Motley stock car corner

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Vermilion odious antidepressant drug

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: crimson adventurous generalized bond

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: spectacular background story

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: primrose rough-skinned national

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: light electric whorehouse

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Motley stock car corner

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: naked beady-eyed bawdyhouse

pizza doesn't cut itself

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Motley stock car corner

/thread. instant classic

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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: chestnut vivacious piazza



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: orchid dashing tanning salon kitty cat



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: talking very tactful gas station

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Thirsty School Cafeteria



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: elite aqua location



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: deranged unhinged trump supporter



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: topaz factory reset button indirect expression

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: amethyst boyish laser beams box office



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Talented prole resort

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: chestnut vivacious piazza

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Nudist marketing idea

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: talking very tactful gas station

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: racy ruddy selfie



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: coiffed obsidian police squad

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Navy hot heaven

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Stubborn haunted graveyard wagecucks

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Territorial Zippy Wrinkle Chapel

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Peach legal warrant friendly grandma

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Hyperventilating theatre

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: chestnut vivacious piazza



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: deranged unhinged trump supporter

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Vigorous yarmulke

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Bisexual arousing therapy

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: chocolate twisted abode bbw

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Orange kitchen clown

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: vengeful circlehead azn



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: purple depressive

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Opaque House Messiness

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Duck-like appetizing masturbator

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: exciting patrolman senate



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: overrated parlor

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Wild Center Karate



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: naked beady-eyed bawdyhouse



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: black stage sex offender



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: black stage sex offender



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: exciting patrolman senate



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: black stage sex offender



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Comical Office Blood Rage

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Wild Center Karate



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Crystalline cuck theater



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: tripping sick newt mexican

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Chartreuse twinkling uncleanness

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: tripping sick newt mexican

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: cerise stirring turdskin deer antler



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Author: black stage sex offender



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: black stage sex offender



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Massive canary athletic conference



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: cerise stirring turdskin deer antler



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: cerise stirring turdskin deer antler



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