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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Nudist theatre
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Cerebral Clear Roast Beef
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Nudist theatre
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Cerebral Clear Roast Beef
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Nudist theatre
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Maize parlour
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Nudist theatre
  07/06/25
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Odious soggy yarmulke gaming laptop
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Maniacal people who are hurt
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irate nibblets
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Maize parlour
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Onyx Institution Fortuitous Meteor
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Lime International Law Enforcement Agency
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Self-absorbed giraffe
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Ungodly Wine Prole
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tripping business firm
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Obsidian lay chad
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Swashbuckling native
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Frisky talking forum ape
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Topaz Queen Of The Night
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naked big nursing home
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Jet histrionic circlehead
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Alcoholic cocky set foreskin
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
irate nibblets
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Cerebral Clear Roast Beef
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
irate nibblets
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Nudist theatre
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
irate nibblets
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Cerebral Clear Roast Beef
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Nudist theatre
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
irate nibblets
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Lilac Shivering Patrolman Indian Lodge
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
irate nibblets
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Embarrassed to the bone floppy theater rigor
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Disgusting Market
  07/06/25
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Alcoholic cocky set foreskin
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Lime International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
titillating idea he suggested location
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
sable school cafeteria
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Ungodly Wine Prole
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
comical fear-inspiring legal warrant stage
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Nudist theatre
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Lilac Shivering Patrolman Indian Lodge
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Nudist theatre
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
comical fear-inspiring legal warrant stage
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Lilac Shivering Patrolman Indian Lodge
  07/07/25
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Obsidian lay chad
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
comical fear-inspiring legal warrant stage
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
sable school cafeteria
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Lilac Shivering Patrolman Indian Lodge
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Obsidian lay chad
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
comical fear-inspiring legal warrant stage
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Obsidian lay chad
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
comical fear-inspiring legal warrant stage
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Obsidian lay chad
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
comical fear-inspiring legal warrant stage
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
comical fear-inspiring legal warrant stage
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Lime International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Obsidian lay chad
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Nudist theatre
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
pontificating theater stage
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irate nibblets
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Obsidian lay chad
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Nudist theatre
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
snowy pozpig elastic band
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Topaz Queen Of The Night
  07/11/25
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Nudist theatre
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Doobsian really tough guy
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Nudist theatre



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Cerebral Clear Roast Beef

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Nudist theatre

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Cerebral Clear Roast Beef

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Nudist theatre

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Maize parlour

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Nudist theatre

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Odious soggy yarmulke gaming laptop



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Maniacal people who are hurt

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: irate nibblets



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Maize parlour



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Onyx Institution Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Lime International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Self-absorbed giraffe



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Ungodly Wine Prole



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: tripping business firm



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Obsidian lay chad



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling native



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Frisky talking forum ape



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Topaz Queen Of The Night



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: naked big nursing home



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Jet histrionic circlehead



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Alcoholic cocky set foreskin



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: irate nibblets

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Cerebral Clear Roast Beef

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: irate nibblets

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Nudist theatre

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: irate nibblets

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Cerebral Clear Roast Beef

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Nudist theatre

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: irate nibblets

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Lilac Shivering Patrolman Indian Lodge

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: irate nibblets

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone floppy theater rigor

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Disgusting Market

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Alcoholic cocky set foreskin



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Lime International Law Enforcement Agency

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: titillating idea he suggested location

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: sable school cafeteria

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Ungodly Wine Prole

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: comical fear-inspiring legal warrant stage

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Nudist theatre

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Lilac Shivering Patrolman Indian Lodge

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Nudist theatre

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: comical fear-inspiring legal warrant stage

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Lilac Shivering Patrolman Indian Lodge

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Obsidian lay chad



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: comical fear-inspiring legal warrant stage

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: sable school cafeteria

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Lilac Shivering Patrolman Indian Lodge

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Obsidian lay chad

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: comical fear-inspiring legal warrant stage

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Obsidian lay chad

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: comical fear-inspiring legal warrant stage

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Obsidian lay chad

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: comical fear-inspiring legal warrant stage

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: comical fear-inspiring legal warrant stage

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Lime International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Obsidian lay chad

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Nudist theatre



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: pontificating theater stage

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: irate nibblets



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Obsidian lay chad



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Nudist theatre



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: snowy pozpig elastic band

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Topaz Queen Of The Night

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Nudist theatre



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Doobsian really tough guy

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49099235)