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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Vengeful Hominid Senate
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
startled kitty
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Unholy Razzle-dazzle Address Mother
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
startled kitty
  07/14/25
100%
bipolar locale degenerate
  07/15/25
FAG
Wonderful cordovan lay round eye
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
vibrant travel guidebook dog poop
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
french station
  07/14/25
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glittery mustard business firm love of her life
  07/14/25
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bipolar locale degenerate
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
irradiated party of the first part headpube
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Vengeful Hominid Senate
  07/14/25
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concupiscible rebellious juggernaut
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
irradiated party of the first part headpube
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Vengeful Hominid Senate
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
irradiated party of the first part headpube
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Vengeful Hominid Senate
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
irradiated party of the first part headpube
  07/14/25
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carmine pea-brained orchestra pit
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Translucent lettuce public bath
  07/15/25
Lol
irradiated party of the first part headpube
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Wonderful cordovan lay round eye
  07/15/25
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bipolar locale degenerate
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
brilliant appetizing sanctuary
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
glittery mustard business firm love of her life
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
startled kitty
  07/14/25
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Unholy Razzle-dazzle Address Mother
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irradiated party of the first part headpube
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Vengeful Hominid Senate
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
startled kitty
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Vengeful Hominid Senate
  07/14/25
wut
chestnut piazza twinkling uncleanness
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Vengeful Hominid Senate
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
titillating depressive
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carmine pea-brained orchestra pit
  07/15/25
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electric goal in life
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beady-eyed cruel-hearted really tough guy deer antler
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bearded comical kitchen son of senegal
  07/15/25
People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Painfully honest 180 double fault nowag
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Contagious Kitty Cat
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vibrant travel guidebook dog poop
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ocher becky stead
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concupiscible rebellious juggernaut
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Impertinent brethren
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irradiated party of the first part headpube
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Laughsome hospital
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motley candlestick maker resort
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ocher becky stead
  07/15/25
we all have brother
bipolar locale degenerate
  07/15/25
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bipolar locale degenerate
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carmine pea-brained orchestra pit
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
exhilarant misanthropic forum blood rage
  07/14/25
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Very tactful lodge
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
tan marvelous turdskin
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
carmine pea-brained orchestra pit
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Silver Chapel Hairy Legs
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
domesticated mentally impaired multi-billionaire
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Stimulating costumed bawdyhouse
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
fragrant effete roommate hissy fit
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
self-absorbed idea he suggested
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Coral Multi-colored Den
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
Translucent lettuce public bath
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white whorehouse
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Wonderful cordovan lay round eye
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irradiated party of the first part headpube
  07/15/25
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bipolar locale degenerate
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
bipolar locale degenerate
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Vengeful Hominid Senate
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Vengeful Hominid Senate

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: startled kitty

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Unholy Razzle-dazzle Address Mother

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: startled kitty

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: bipolar locale degenerate

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Wonderful cordovan lay round eye

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: vibrant travel guidebook dog poop

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: french station

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: glittery mustard business firm love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: bipolar locale degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: irradiated party of the first part headpube

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Vengeful Hominid Senate

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: concupiscible rebellious juggernaut



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: irradiated party of the first part headpube

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Vengeful Hominid Senate

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: irradiated party of the first part headpube

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Vengeful Hominid Senate

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: irradiated party of the first part headpube

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: carmine pea-brained orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Translucent lettuce public bath

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: irradiated party of the first part headpube

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Wonderful cordovan lay round eye

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: bipolar locale degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: brilliant appetizing sanctuary

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: glittery mustard business firm love of her life

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: startled kitty

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Unholy Razzle-dazzle Address Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: irradiated party of the first part headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Vengeful Hominid Senate

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: startled kitty

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Vengeful Hominid Senate

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: chestnut piazza twinkling uncleanness

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Vengeful Hominid Senate

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: titillating depressive

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: carmine pea-brained orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: electric goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Contagious Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: beady-eyed cruel-hearted really tough guy deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: bearded comical kitchen son of senegal



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Painfully honest 180 double fault nowag

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Contagious Kitty Cat

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: vibrant travel guidebook dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: ocher becky stead



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: concupiscible rebellious juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Impertinent brethren



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: irradiated party of the first part headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Laughsome hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: motley candlestick maker resort



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: ocher becky stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: bipolar locale degenerate

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: bipolar locale degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: carmine pea-brained orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: exhilarant misanthropic forum blood rage

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Very tactful lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: tan marvelous turdskin

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: carmine pea-brained orchestra pit

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Silver Chapel Hairy Legs

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: domesticated mentally impaired multi-billionaire

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Stimulating costumed bawdyhouse

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: fragrant effete roommate hissy fit

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: self-absorbed idea he suggested

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Coral Multi-colored Den

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Translucent lettuce public bath

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: white whorehouse



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Wonderful cordovan lay round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: irradiated party of the first part headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: bipolar locale degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: bipolar locale degenerate

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Vengeful Hominid Senate

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104451)