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Sinister Jewess Tattoo
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
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also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual...
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*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Sinister Jewess Tattoo



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: vibrant apoplectic main people school cafeteria

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Sinister Jewess Tattoo



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Orange Messiness



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: ParaAbnormal Mohammad



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: chocolate locale

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: vibrant apoplectic main people school cafeteria



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: Sinister Jewess Tattoo



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Snowy digit ratio corner



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Sinister Jewess Tattoo

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Orange Messiness



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Orange Messiness



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: ParaAbnormal Mohammad

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: Sinister Jewess Tattoo

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: flirting chapel



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: puce dilemma

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: Sinister Jewess Tattoo



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Fragrant stage community account



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Orange Messiness



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: excitant self-absorbed laser beams



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Orange Messiness

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Sinister Jewess Tattoo

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Orange Messiness

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Sinister Jewess Tattoo

also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual content in jp

there was a bitterness in it that i'd recall when i was later introduced to ellison's stuff

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: irradiated shaky pisswyrm blood rage

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: Sinister Jewess Tattoo



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Snowy digit ratio corner



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Electric rough-skinned area french chef



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Arousing bearded spot

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Orange Messiness



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Sinister Jewess Tattoo



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: irradiated shaky pisswyrm blood rage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Stu 5?0? guy



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: ParaAbnormal Mohammad

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



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