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Trivia: Who was only POTUS to never win an election against a male opponent?
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 1:53 AM Author: Laughsome Windowlicker Base Hint: He's adored by retards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533011) |
Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:00 AM Author: Naked Diverse Temple Background Story He beat Biden in 2024 iirc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533017) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 AM Author: Buff bearded deer antler Also 2020 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533045) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:17 AM Author: brass hairless sex offender Ford never won a national election against anyone but somehow ended up POTUS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533023) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:26 AM Author: Know-it-all fishy haunted graveyard Cr, lol at “only.” It could also be Andrew Johnson or John Tyler. Mark, you must be one of those adoring retards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533031) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:01 AM Author: Laughsome Windowlicker Base you really love Trump huh? lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533052) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:08 AM Author: Know-it-all fishy haunted graveyard Explain the connection between my pointing out that you are an idiot and my “loving Trump” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533055) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:09 AM Author: Laughsome Windowlicker Base "I love Mr. Trump so much that I out people who are mean to him on the internet. Because he's just... just so..." *sobs uncontrollably* |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 AM Author: Know-it-all fishy haunted graveyard Oh no, I outed you as one of the millions of people named Mark!
You’re not really helping your case here re being an adoring retard |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:14 AM Author: Laughsome Windowlicker Base Andrew Johnson and John Tyler won many elections against male opponents, you retarded fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533061) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:21 AM Author: Know-it-all fishy haunted graveyard See below, you crack-whore-marrying child-molesting retard:
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2#49533068 |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:13 AM Author: Laughsome Windowlicker Base Bro it's probably best you didn't take the LSAT. Ford won over a dozen elections against MALE opponents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533060) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:19 AM Author: brass hairless sex offender Yes, and Trump defeated several male opponents in the GOP primaries. Cruz, Rubio, Bush etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533067) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:19 AM Author: Know-it-all fishy haunted graveyard “Hmm… what if I play ‘gotcha’ by including elections that aren’t presidential general elections… oh whoops, that would mean Trump also won elections against male opponents! Looks like I, Mark, really am as retarded as one would have to be to get outed.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Republican_Party_presidential_primaries |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:28 AM Author: Laughsome Windowlicker Base Oh, you don't know what the word "election" means. Are you a foreigner, or just a retard? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533075) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:33 AM Author: Know-it-all fishy haunted graveyard https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primary_election
hth, retard |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 AM Author: Laughsome Windowlicker Base "Primary election"
Can't tell if you're being willfully stupid, or if this is what your burst IQ looks like. |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:40 AM Author: Know-it-all fishy haunted graveyard Go ahead and define “election” for us, chief. I’m sure they covered it in Poli Sci 101 at Utah State. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533088) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:12 AM Author: Laughsome Windowlicker Base An election results in a person taking office. So we wouldn’t say “Howard Dean won the Iowa election in 2004,” would we?
Look, I don’t want to get personal, but I’m miles ahead of you by any measure of academic achievement, socioeconomic success, professional recognition, etc. I’m guessing you’d say it was the libs and/or blacks that kept your genius from being fully recognized, but if you’re being objective you’ll appreciate that that’s just the excuse you tell yourself to rationalize having failed @ life. If it helps you avoid suicide I guess it’s fine, but. |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:22 AM Author: Know-it-all fishy haunted graveyard The "office" in this case would be "2016 Republican Party presidential nominee." Since the primaries involve voting for one's preferred candidate, the usage of the word "election" is entirely appropriate. You are just being a pedantic moron in a desperate attempt to save face on this hilarious abortion of a thread.
"I don’t want to get personal"
Well, I guess you wouldn't, given that the highlights of your personal life include marrying a retarded drug addict and turning your children into castrated freaks.
"I’m miles ahead of you by any measure of academic achievement, socioeconomic success, professional recognition, etc."
You have absolutely no way of knowing what my level of success is by any of those measures. This is because you don't know who I am, because unlike you, Mark, I am not a gigantic retard who managed to get outed on an Internet forum. For all you know, I could be the Chief Justice of the United States himself, or perhaps something even more impressive, such as the President.
Do remember to pass on your many helpful "avoiding suicide" tips to those tranny kids of yours. I hear that demographic is at elevated risk :( |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:18 AM Author: Lemon Insanely Creepy Juggernaut Partner jfc. that man has a simulacrum of a family. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533491) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:08 PM Author: Laughsome Windowlicker Base "You have absolutely no way of knowing what my level of success is by any of those measures."
Lol, that's exactly what someone who has failed @ life on all of those measures would say on the internet. Prove me wrong. |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Know-it-all fishy haunted graveyard How would you like me to prove my level of success to you without outing myself, Mark? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49534223) |
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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: Laughsome Windowlicker Base Post a pic of the interior of your mansion with an "Ape" sign. Or post a pic of your Princeton degree like Drake did, with an "ape" sticky over your name. Or your Columbia LS acceptance letter like NSAM did.
There's a million other ways, but you won't do any of them because you haven't achieved anything to be proud of, hth.
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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: Lemon Insanely Creepy Juggernaut Partner lol at you earnestly raging about your prestige contest with an internet stranger on christmas eve after getting btfo in your own stupid thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49538295) |
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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:33 PM Author: Know-it-all fishy haunted graveyard How would you know that the mansion or degree in the photo actually belongs to me? Retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49538387) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:47 PM Author: Laughsome Windowlicker Base Yeah, that's probably the reason you won't be able to post anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49540003) |
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Date: December 26th, 2025 2:46 AM Author: Know-it-all fishy haunted graveyard ?
Your suggested method of "proof" is nonsensical. Suggest a better method or fuck off.
Also, why exactly should I feel obligated to prove anything to you? Since when is there a general norm on this site that everyone has to provide proven information about their life in some dick-measuring contest? I think the site's ethos is more that one's poasts stand on their own merits. Perhaps your weird obsession with "academic achievement" reflects the lack of any such merit in the inane garbage you poast on here.
You made the claim of being "miles ahead of you by any measure of achievement" - you have the burden of proof, so YOU post YOUR proof or shut the fuck up, Mark. You being an oversharing outed moron doesn't obligate everyone else to follow you down the same path. |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:12 PM Author: magical turquoise trailer park just take the L and get a real job you stupid ass bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49534230) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:14 PM Author: Know-it-all fishy haunted graveyard This thread is starting to feel like EPAH parodying himself at this point. Sort of a “Poe’s law” type of deal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:49 AM Author: magical turquoise trailer park so did Trump by that logic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533137) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:21 AM Author: Know-it-all fishy haunted graveyard Right, Biden totally would’ve won in 2024 if he’d been the nominee, he just, uh, didn’t feel like being US POTUS anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533026) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:29 AM Author: Arousing university It does not matter. It's just scammers looting from now on, and it did not start with him either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533032) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:38 AM Author: obsidian galvanic blood rage Biden, who never won an election against anyone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533038) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:02 AM Author: Laughsome Windowlicker Base You guys the answer is PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP.
He's an orange-hued dipshit who could never win an election against a MAN. |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:34 AM Author: fluffy corn cake He won against Biden in 2020 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533081) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 AM Author: Laughsome Windowlicker Base That's debatable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533085) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:13 AM Author: Costumed cerise yarmulke stage troublingly sexist thread, I assume OP is some kind of misogynist toothless hillbilly from the backwoods of Utah or some such (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533059) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:18 AM Author: cracking pink cruise ship gunner no one will remember trump by august 2029 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533065) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:19 AM Author: Laughsome Windowlicker Base Doubt that. They really love him ^^^ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533066) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:28 AM Author: Know-it-all fishy haunted graveyard Election: a rigidly defined term that can only include a person taking office as a result of a vote, not a person being nominated for an office as a result of a vote.
Girl: a loosely defined term that can mean either a biologically female human child, or a biologically male human child with a bizarre mental condition.
- excerpted from the EPAH Dictionary of English |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:35 AM Author: Ruby Black Woman biden, why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533114) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:48 AM Author: magical turquoise trailer park Ford
Trump beat Biden in 2020 and 2024 |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:12 AM Author: Lemon Insanely Creepy Juggernaut Partner brutal thread. epah needs to borrow some of his daughter’s beard-growing medicine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533480) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:07 PM Author: Mustard Garrison Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49535523) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:14 AM Author: Pearly station elastic band wouldn't the party that nominated women twice against a guy that would have been defeated by any competent man be the retarded ones? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533482) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:20 AM Author: drab razzle-dazzle selfie office politics makes you stupid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49533498) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:04 PM Author: Laughsome Windowlicker Base not necessarily (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49534199) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:11 PM Author: canary hyperventilating coffee pot regret oh ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49534224) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:14 PM Author: stimulating point keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49534248) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:37 PM Author: Pearly station elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49534341) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:24 AM Author: Jet center he's run for three elections in his entire life. that's a pretty small sample. twice the opponents chose a woman. the other time his male opponent got a massive boost of "election fortification."
Trump is supposed to be ashamed of that? not the Dems? |
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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:15 AM Author: Costumed cerise yarmulke stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49536059) |
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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:16 AM Author: Flesh senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49536061) |
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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:27 PM Author: harsh bespoke macaca Gerald Ford?
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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:55 PM Author: Laughsome Windowlicker Base Close, but he won over a dozen elections against male opponents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49537514) |
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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:36 PM Author: Know-it-all fishy haunted graveyard And Trump beat many male opponents in the GOP primary elections. I notice you never responded to my point about you being a pedantic dipshit about the precise and proper use of the word "election," even as you endlessly bleat about how the word "girl" akshually encompasses your literally biologically male child. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2).#49538398) |