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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked
| Cordovan embarrassed to the bone kitty cat | 04/24/26 |
| Self-centered Stirring Property | 04/24/26 |
| Useless free-loading base | 04/25/26 |
| Brindle Range Therapy | 04/24/26 |
| slippery hell foreskin | 04/24/26 |
| Cordovan embarrassed to the bone kitty cat | 04/24/26 |
| Brindle Range Therapy | 04/24/26 |
| misanthropic locus useless brakes | 04/25/26 |
| angry hissy fit plaza | 04/24/26 |
| Self-centered Stirring Property | 04/24/26 |
| dull shivering home mad cow disease | 04/24/26 |
| Cordovan embarrassed to the bone kitty cat | 04/24/26 |
| angry hissy fit plaza | 04/25/26 |
| misanthropic locus useless brakes | 04/25/26 |
| copper exhilarant new version | 04/24/26 |
| Vibrant Stage | 04/24/26 |
| Yapping black woman | 04/25/26 |
| Adulterous Casino Round Eye | 04/25/26 |
| Crimson odious church | 04/24/26 |
| multi-colored pistol philosopher-king | 04/24/26 |
| Big-titted Box Office | 04/25/26 |
| Cordovan embarrassed to the bone kitty cat | 04/25/26 |
| Useless free-loading base | 04/25/26 |
| Brindle Range Therapy | 04/25/26 |
| Useless free-loading base | 04/25/26 |
| Cordovan embarrassed to the bone kitty cat | 04/25/26 |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone kitty cat We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.
If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture. |
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Self-centered Stirring Property My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”
She felt real embarrassed. |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Useless free-loading base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49841492) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Brindle Range Therapy buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49839870) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: slippery hell foreskin I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.
our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard." |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49839875) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Brindle Range Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49839977) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM Author: misanthropic locus useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49841494) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: angry hissy fit plaza I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49839884) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Self-centered Stirring Property That’s brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49839889) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: dull shivering home mad cow disease be serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49839890) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone kitty cat Just sent him a screenshot of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49839897) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM Author: angry hissy fit plaza When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49841301) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: misanthropic locus useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49841493) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: copper exhilarant new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49839982) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Vibrant Stage Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49839927) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM Author: Yapping black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49841308) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: Adulterous Casino Round Eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49841957) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Crimson odious church He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49839929) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: multi-colored pistol philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49840000) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM Author: Big-titted Box Office Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49841317) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone kitty cat We had flank steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49841327) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Useless free-loading base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49841490) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Brindle Range Therapy absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49841665) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Useless free-loading base how was the merlot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49841491) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: Cordovan embarrassed to the bone kitty cat Dry and unremarkable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2).#49841560) |