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Offer Greenlanders home rule, US citizenship, no taxes, $100k per resident
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:18 PM Author: Exhilarant toaster $100k/resident is only $5.5B.
If the US made that offer and Greenland held a plebiscite, they'd take the deal and join the US, right? |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: Hairless internet-worthy organic girlfriend handing out US citizenship sounds like a bad idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49564559) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:27 PM Author: Exhilarant toaster Why not? Who cares? They seem chill.
And in any event, it's a drop in the bucket. "The number of people in the United States illegally surged to an all-time high of 14 million in 2023." (https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/illegal-immigration-hit-record-of-14-million-in-2023-pew-report-finds)
There are 56,000 Greenlanders. Most of them would probably want to stay in Greenland. |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:45 PM Author: Hairless internet-worthy organic girlfriend libs would somehow use this as a way to bring in more shitskins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49564650) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:47 PM Author: Nubile Lilac Parlor arent they greenskins tho? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49564659) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:03 PM Author: charcoal church building they have like 50,000 people, Biden let in more mexicans than that/hour. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49564708) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: Hairless internet-worthy organic girlfriend so we grandfather in the ppl there already and anyone who comes after the fact is something else? that just sounds like too much work. just give them $150K and free cable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49564743) |
Date: January 5th, 2026 3:22 PM Author: magenta friendly grandma no one likes the US
and if u dont restrict amerishits from moving there then greenlandic furks will easily get swamped so their entire nation is furked by this
but is there any US territory where US citizens cant move and buy land? i dont think so
so greenland is furked if it becomes part of shithole US |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:28 PM Author: Exhilarant toaster $100k talks. And LJL at Americans clamoring to move there. It will be like Barrow, Alaska. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49564583) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: magenta friendly grandma their pop is only 50k, it only takes 10-15k fat ass retarded amerishits to furk that place up, even if u just have ONE furking direct flight a day it will furk it up some kikes and turds will move there to open hotels and shit and then all these obese tourists will go there like iceland (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49564594) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:49 PM Author: Titillating senate death wish That will probably double the income of the average Greenlander. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49564661) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: magenta friendly grandma who cares when there are hoards of disgusting 500 pound amerishits walking arnd taking pics, no one likes amerishits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49564667) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:29 AM Author: Awkward Trip Police Squad Well put in all sorts of great shit up there. McDonald, WalMart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49565863) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:49 PM Author: Pea-brained Institution Place Of Business How can you offer them home rule? What exactly does that mean?
You’d need to offer $500K (which is still quite doable) to make the money work IMO. $100K is shit in today’s world. |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:51 PM Author: magenta friendly grandma AFAIK there's no "home rule" concept in the US, like all the territories like PR, guam etc an american citizen can just move there and buy property and work and shit. even micronesia which is actually a country still let americans live there i think. so not even sure there's any way in US law to restrict amerishits from raping greenland (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49564672) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:16 PM Author: Exhilarant toaster OK. $400k and a coke. Will they vote to join?
IDK the details of "home rule" and I doubt most would care. Just some notion that they handle their own internal affairs independently, on their own. |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 3:59 PM Author: Aphrodisiac candlestick maker chapel how many recurring benefits a year? it costs denmark $5-700MM a year to keep these guys afloat:
Denmark provides Greenland with a substantial annual block grant, around $500-$700 million USD (or DKK 3.9-5.6 billion), covering over half of Greenland's public budget for services like healthcare and education, with total Danish support estimated to be higher when administrative costs are included. This funding is crucial for Greenland's economy, though fishing remains its largest export sector, notes the International Trade Administration and CSIS. Key Figures & Details: Block Grant: Around DKK 3.9 billion (approx. $511 million USD in 2024), with estimates varying slightly. Budget Share: This grant makes up over 50% of Greenland's government budget and about 20% of its GDP, according to the International Trade Administration and Statista. Total Support: Some estimates suggest total Danish spending, including services Denmark runs (police, courts, defense), brings the total annual cost to over $700 million USD or even closer to $850 million USD when including other support. Functions Covered: The block grant is flexible, but Denmark also directly funds critical areas like foreign policy, defense, and border control, according to the International Trade Administration and Wikipedia. |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: magenta friendly grandma mo money for dem greenlanders (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49564709) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:06 PM Author: impertinent coldplay fan sweet tailpipe i assume Trump just wants the glory of expanding America, and its probably not an unreasonable price for that. obviously political control and buying their shit is a lot cheaper. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49564715) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:18 PM Author: magenta friendly grandma guys in my HS use to buy islands they already had military bases on, it was NBD and a GREAT DEAL
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Exhilarant toaster Glory of expanding (which human socieites were trying to do from the beginning of human history until 1945--and we're no different today, in terms of who we are intrinsically).
Makes sense economically in terms of minerals and shipping.
Strategic military importance.
The point is, paying $100k to each Greenlander for it would be very well worth it and much smarter than any other way to do it. |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: magenta friendly grandma do maga farm animals even understand the US already has military bases there, they have more troops there than denmark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49564751) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:26 PM Author: Hairless internet-worthy organic girlfriend all the more reason for us to just own the fucking place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49564756) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 AM Author: Soggy Crackhouse Leave the farm animals insult to epah, ur furking it up, probably bc ur imagining how much action ur chocobar would finally get in a barnyard plus all the cow piss you could use to ferment ur ghee for an endless supply of lube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49565875) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Exhilarant toaster LJL at $500M per year in today's fraudlies world with today's fraudlies numbers. That's nothing. That's less than a rounding error. The US federal government pays that much in interest on debt every single day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49564740) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:24 PM Author: magenta friendly grandma money is free in TRUMP USA! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49564750) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: Hairless internet-worthy organic girlfriend $500M/yr to run Greenland is a popcorn fart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49564755) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Titillating senate death wish What does Denmark get for their $500-700M/yr? Why do they even want it?
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Date: January 5th, 2026 8:19 PM Author: electric outnumbered address Who will continue funding healthcare and education in Greenland? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817623&forum_id=2).#49565345) |