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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Adventurous wild nursing home
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
Cream friendly grandma
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Adventurous wild nursing home
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
Cream friendly grandma
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
massive sable doctorate useless brakes
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
massive sable doctorate useless brakes
  09/10/24
Same
bateful indian lodge
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
massive sable doctorate useless brakes
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Adventurous wild nursing home
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
massive sable doctorate useless brakes
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
Adventurous wild nursing home
  09/10/24
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Cream friendly grandma
  09/10/24
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Salmon jewess feces
  09/10/24
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House-broken bipolar roast beef goyim
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
Cream friendly grandma
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Charismatic ungodly patrolman
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
stirring lay
  09/10/24
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Adventurous wild nursing home
  09/10/24
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mind-boggling principal's office
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
massive sable doctorate useless brakes
  09/10/24
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trip mildly autistic step-uncle's house sandwich
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
  03/12/26
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Deep orchestra pit hominid
  10/07/24
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Deep orchestra pit hominid
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
histrionic learning disabled station
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Adventurous wild nursing home
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Glittery community account
  11/26/24
1800000
sepia spot
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
  03/12/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Adventurous wild nursing home

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Cream friendly grandma

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Adventurous wild nursing home

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Cream friendly grandma

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: massive sable doctorate useless brakes

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: massive sable doctorate useless brakes

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: bateful indian lodge

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: massive sable doctorate useless brakes

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Adventurous wild nursing home

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: massive sable doctorate useless brakes

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Adventurous wild nursing home

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Cream friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Salmon jewess feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: House-broken bipolar roast beef goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Cream friendly grandma

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Charismatic ungodly patrolman

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: stirring lay

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Adventurous wild nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: massive sable doctorate useless brakes

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: trip mildly autistic step-uncle's house sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Deep orchestra pit hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Deep orchestra pit hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: histrionic learning disabled station

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Adventurous wild nursing home

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Glittery community account

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: sepia spot

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#49736580)