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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
rough-skinned exciting depressive hospital
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Hilarious Jewess Main People
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Hilarious Jewess Main People
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Slap-happy curious crackhouse tank
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Hilarious Jewess Main People
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Slap-happy curious crackhouse tank
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Hilarious Jewess Main People
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
rough-skinned exciting depressive hospital
  01/05/26
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rough-skinned exciting depressive hospital
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Hilarious Jewess Main People
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
rough-skinned exciting depressive hospital
  01/06/26
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razzmatazz principal's office
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Hilarious Jewess Main People
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Fluffy hyperventilating public bath
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
fishy hall
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
salmon nubile ceo
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Hilarious Jewess Main People
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
twisted fanboi
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Hilarious Jewess Main People
  01/06/26
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Awkward Dilemma
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
salmon nubile ceo
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Hilarious Jewess Main People
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
twisted fanboi
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Hilarious Jewess Main People
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
twisted fanboi
  01/06/26
Lmao
rough-skinned exciting depressive hospital
  01/06/26
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Harsh 180 Box Office Clown
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
erotic faggotry
  01/06/26
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Slap-happy curious crackhouse tank
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: rough-skinned exciting depressive hospital

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Hilarious Jewess Main People

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Hilarious Jewess Main People

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Slap-happy curious crackhouse tank

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Hilarious Jewess Main People

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Slap-happy curious crackhouse tank

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Hilarious Jewess Main People

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: rough-skinned exciting depressive hospital

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: rough-skinned exciting depressive hospital



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Hilarious Jewess Main People

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: rough-skinned exciting depressive hospital

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz principal's office



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Hilarious Jewess Main People

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Fluffy hyperventilating public bath

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: fishy hall

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: salmon nubile ceo

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Hilarious Jewess Main People

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: twisted fanboi

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Hilarious Jewess Main People

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Awkward Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: salmon nubile ceo

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Hilarious Jewess Main People

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: twisted fanboi

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Hilarious Jewess Main People

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: twisted fanboi

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: rough-skinned exciting depressive hospital

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Harsh 180 Box Office Clown



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: erotic faggotry

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Slap-happy curious crackhouse tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566761)