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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
flatulent liquid oxygen
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
dark skinny woman ceo
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
flatulent liquid oxygen
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
dark skinny woman ceo
  09/10/24
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chest-beating soggy kitchen coffee pot
  09/10/24
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chest-beating soggy kitchen coffee pot
  09/10/24
Same
Gay vibrant business firm
  09/10/24
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chest-beating soggy kitchen coffee pot
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
flatulent liquid oxygen
  09/10/24
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chest-beating soggy kitchen coffee pot
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
flatulent liquid oxygen
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dark skinny woman ceo
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sable startling bbw
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Walnut wonderful doctorate clown
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
dark skinny woman ceo
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
pink partner degenerate
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Filthy Irradiated Masturbator French Chef
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flatulent liquid oxygen
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Topaz internal respiration native
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chest-beating soggy kitchen coffee pot
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180 keepsake machete therapy
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emerald mewling stag film philosopher-king
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Demanding Spectacular Karate
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Demanding Spectacular Karate
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Cream Dilemma Gaping
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
flatulent liquid oxygen
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
doobsian aphrodisiac idea he suggested
  11/26/24
1800000
hairraiser smoky church building
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Disgusting box office
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: flatulent liquid oxygen

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: dark skinny woman ceo

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: flatulent liquid oxygen

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: dark skinny woman ceo

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: chest-beating soggy kitchen coffee pot



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: chest-beating soggy kitchen coffee pot



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Gay vibrant business firm

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: chest-beating soggy kitchen coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: flatulent liquid oxygen

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: chest-beating soggy kitchen coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: flatulent liquid oxygen

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: dark skinny woman ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: sable startling bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Walnut wonderful doctorate clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: dark skinny woman ceo

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: pink partner degenerate

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Filthy Irradiated Masturbator French Chef

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: flatulent liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Topaz internal respiration native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: chest-beating soggy kitchen coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: 180 keepsake machete therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: emerald mewling stag film philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Demanding Spectacular Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Demanding Spectacular Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Cream Dilemma Gaping

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: flatulent liquid oxygen

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: doobsian aphrodisiac idea he suggested

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: hairraiser smoky church building

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Disgusting box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#49736580)