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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
splenetic diverse forum pozpig
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
Vibrant purple church building
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
splenetic diverse forum pozpig
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
Vibrant purple church building
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
Curious Stag Film
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
Curious Stag Film
  09/10/24
Same
Abusive market skinny woman
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
Curious Stag Film
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
splenetic diverse forum pozpig
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
Curious Stag Film
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
splenetic diverse forum pozpig
  09/10/24
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Vibrant purple church building
  09/10/24
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submissive big lay
  09/10/24
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motley coral hospital
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
Vibrant purple church building
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Dun maniacal pit
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
chestnut aphrodisiac gas station
  09/10/24
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splenetic diverse forum pozpig
  09/10/24
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maize wonderful blood rage deer antler
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
Curious Stag Film
  09/10/24
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cracking legend station
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
  03/12/26
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Harsh Talented Mental Disorder
  10/07/24
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Harsh Talented Mental Disorder
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Bateful Mint Place Of Business Nursing Home
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
splenetic diverse forum pozpig
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Vivacious international law enforcement agency
  11/26/24
1800000
Chrome business firm
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
  03/12/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: splenetic diverse forum pozpig

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Vibrant purple church building

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: splenetic diverse forum pozpig

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Vibrant purple church building

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Curious Stag Film

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Curious Stag Film

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Abusive market skinny woman

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Curious Stag Film

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: splenetic diverse forum pozpig

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: Curious Stag Film

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: splenetic diverse forum pozpig

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Vibrant purple church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: submissive big lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: motley coral hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Vibrant purple church building

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Dun maniacal pit

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: chestnut aphrodisiac gas station

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: splenetic diverse forum pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: maize wonderful blood rage deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: Curious Stag Film

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: cracking legend station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Harsh Talented Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Harsh Talented Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Bateful Mint Place Of Business Nursing Home

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: splenetic diverse forum pozpig

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Vivacious international law enforcement agency

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Chrome business firm

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#49736580)