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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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Godawful doctorate step-uncle's house
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
balding excitant corner
  05/20/25
Never played it
Godawful doctorate step-uncle's house
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
Provocative bawdyhouse toilet seat
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
Godawful doctorate step-uncle's house
  05/20/25
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Pearl Cuckold
  10/24/25
wario land
ultramarine angry crackhouse nowag
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
Godawful doctorate step-uncle's house
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
vengeful flatulent volcanic crater school
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
Godawful doctorate step-uncle's house
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Pearl Cuckold
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
lime impressive party of the first part marketing idea
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
Godawful doctorate step-uncle's house
  10/23/25
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Pearl Cuckold
  10/23/25
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gaped twinkling locale dog poop
  10/23/25
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Pearl Cuckold
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
Bat shit crazy green gunner pistol
  10/23/25
Jesus
balding excitant corner
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Pearl Cuckold
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
spectacular faggot firefighter
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
spectacular faggot firefighter
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
balding excitant corner
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
spectacular faggot firefighter
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Pearl Cuckold
  10/25/25
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spectacular faggot firefighter
  10/25/25
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Pearl Cuckold
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Godawful doctorate step-uncle's house
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Pearl Cuckold
  10/25/25
Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mech...
coalition of rabbis
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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Godawful doctorate step-uncle's house

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: balding excitant corner

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Godawful doctorate step-uncle's house

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Provocative bawdyhouse toilet seat

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Godawful doctorate step-uncle's house

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Pearl Cuckold



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: ultramarine angry crackhouse nowag

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Godawful doctorate step-uncle's house

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: vengeful flatulent volcanic crater school

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Godawful doctorate step-uncle's house

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Pearl Cuckold



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: lime impressive party of the first part marketing idea

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Godawful doctorate step-uncle's house

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Pearl Cuckold



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: gaped twinkling locale dog poop



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Pearl Cuckold



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy green gunner pistol

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: balding excitant corner

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Pearl Cuckold



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: spectacular faggot firefighter

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: spectacular faggot firefighter

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: balding excitant corner

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: spectacular faggot firefighter

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2).#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Pearl Cuckold



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: spectacular faggot firefighter

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Pearl Cuckold

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Godawful doctorate step-uncle's house



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Pearl Cuckold



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Date: August 25th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: coalition of rabbis

Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mechanics

Loved when games did this. Rarely see it now.

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