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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's an...
cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap
  07/17/25
this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances&q...
razzmatazz shrine
  07/17/25
this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be exp...
cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap
  07/17/25
obviously, but why the umbrellas?
Cheese-eating iridescent university windowlicker
  07/17/25
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cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap
  07/17/25
(faggy umbrella tp)
soul-stirring pisswyrm internal respiration
  07/17/25
it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't se...
cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap
  07/17/25
I have Hair
soul-stirring pisswyrm internal respiration
  07/17/25
sick brag bro also umbrellas are superior because they co...
cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap
  07/17/25
(Ashy Larry)
soul-stirring pisswyrm internal respiration
  07/17/25
What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses ...
Gold Famous Landscape Painting Trailer Park
  07/17/25
some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or c...
cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap
  07/17/25
Stfu you disgusting queer
Gold Famous Landscape Painting Trailer Park
  07/17/25
heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket h...
cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap
  07/17/25
180
razzle forum macaca
  07/17/25
despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need ...
cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap
  07/17/25
stop sniffing my White balls, faggot
razzle forum macaca
  07/17/25
is that what that poor child said before you molested him yo...
cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap
  07/17/25
weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since yo...
razzle forum macaca
  07/17/25
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electric library milk
  07/17/25
...
buff legal warrant kitty
  07/17/25
put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine
electric library milk
  07/17/25
https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositp...
Claret heady locus
  07/17/25
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soul-stirring pisswyrm internal respiration
  07/17/25
i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summe...
cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap
  07/17/25
are you a shirt in the pool guy
razzmatazz shrine
  07/17/25
no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the sha...
cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap
  07/17/25
My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we'...
Misanthropic sex offender space
  07/17/25
...
Violet Fat Ankles Cumskin
  07/17/25
awesome!
cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap
  07/17/25
i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible...
bateful idea he suggested gay wizard
  07/17/25
They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
buff legal warrant kitty
  07/17/25
my family always just calls them umbrellas in english
cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap
  07/17/25


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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109283)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz shrine

this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109305)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap

this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109338)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Cheese-eating iridescent university windowlicker

obviously, but why the umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109498)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109514)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring pisswyrm internal respiration

(faggy umbrella tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109358)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap

it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.

i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.

anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109399)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring pisswyrm internal respiration

I have Hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109408)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap

sick brag bro

also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109424)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring pisswyrm internal respiration

(Ashy Larry)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109441)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Gold Famous Landscape Painting Trailer Park

What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109417)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap

some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109431)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Gold Famous Landscape Painting Trailer Park

Stfu you disgusting queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109436)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap

heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109459)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: razzle forum macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109434)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap

despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109460)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: razzle forum macaca

stop sniffing my White balls, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109468)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap

is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109481)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: razzle forum macaca

weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109533)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: electric library milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109461)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: buff legal warrant kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109463)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: electric library milk

put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109462)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Claret heady locus

https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109483)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring pisswyrm internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109495)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap

i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109496)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz shrine

are you a shirt in the pool guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109467)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap

no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.

why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109479)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Misanthropic sex offender space

My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109474)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Violet Fat Ankles Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109542)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap

awesome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109760)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: bateful idea he suggested gay wizard

i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine

sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking

i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49109781)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: buff legal warrant kitty

They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49110078)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: cruel-hearted irate queen of the night jap

my family always just calls them umbrellas in english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2).#49110172)