You are offered $20 million, tax-free, lump-sum payment.

For *just* one year, you must live as Tom Cruise.

This is not a LARP; you are medically and physically augmented to match his current condition.

You must:

- Perform every stunt for his next film yourself. This includes a HALO jump from 30,000 feet, a motorcycle cliff jump, and holding your breath underwater for six minutes. There are no safety nets beyond what he uses.

- Adhere strictly to his diet (1,200 calories, primarily grilled fish and vegetables) and his daily, grueling workout regimen.

- Publicly and enthusiastically promote Scientology in all interviews and public appearances. A handler will be with you at all times to ensure compliance.

- You can never break character.

You $urvive the year, you get the money. You fail at any point, the deal is off.

GUN TO HEAD, U MUST CHOOSE.

Yes or No?

P.S. - If you fail, you are reassigned to The Goodie Room™ ;)

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