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Former Twitter CEO fires the fuck out of 931 employees with sudden e-mail

https://www.sfgate.com/tech/article/bay-area-tech-ceo-straig...
...,....,,........
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was about to say "what the fuck is a Block", but i...
Oh, you! Travel!
  03/28/25
He renamed it because of the blockchain. All the big tech co...
state your IQ before I engage you further
  03/28/25
surprised he didn't just shadowban them https://www.youtu...
URKEL
  03/28/25
Why was it written in all lowercase?
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  03/28/25
chill | cool | artificial intelligence fueled genx layoffs
Oh, you! Travel!
  03/28/25
*sits down on backwards chair facing you*
office towers
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Oh, you! Travel!
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potluck
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metaphysical certitude
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Ass Sunstein
  03/29/25
they all copied jmaw who was a major trendsetter in tech
milky hauls from the shadow people
  03/28/25
For the same reason this fag worth $4b wears tie dye shirts....
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/28/25
Do you hate him for his blue eyes?
Gay Grandpa
  03/29/25
What a fucking weird and creepy post.
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/29/25
You hate White people.
Gay Grandpa
  03/30/25
lol cr no posing here just the straight up truth stripped to...
Kenneth Play
  03/29/25
my friend used to work at their office back when it was in S...
cucumbers
  03/28/25
He actually used to be pretty handsome for a tech bro before...
Tom Cruise
  03/28/25
Looks like Pete Buttygij
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  03/28/25
tiny bottom 1/3rd. needs the beard.
peeface
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Judas Jones
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Superior Anglo Culture
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  03/28/25
More like the chopping block, amirite?
Ass Sunstein
  03/29/25
They have 12,000 employees, lol. Probably need about 1,000.
Ass Sunstein
  03/29/25
You mean satoshi nakamoto?
chandler (retired)
  03/29/25


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Date: March 28th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: ...,....,,........

https://www.sfgate.com/tech/article/bay-area-tech-ceo-straight-facts-layoff-email-20242795.php?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us

Block, the Bay Area tech giant behind Square, Cash App and Afterpay, is abruptly laying off 931 workers, according to an email from CEO Jack Dorsey to workers on Tuesday. More than 200 of the employees worked in California.

Dorsey, who co-founded and led Twitter before co-founding the financial tech juggernaut, wrote in his all-lowercase note that Block would be cutting 80 managers, 391 workers from teams that are “off strategy” and 460 workers who were said to be underperforming. The cuts arrived suddenly, but that’s as Dorsey prefers it; Business Insider reported in 2023 that the CEO decided to eliminate drawn-out performance improvement plans in favor of cutting underachieving workers “without delay.”

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Date: March 28th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Oh, you! Travel! (🧐)

was about to say "what the fuck is a Block", but it's Square. what kind of bowlcut pothead decided on that rebrand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701061&forum_id=2).#48790149)



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Date: March 28th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

He renamed it because of the blockchain. All the big tech companies have done it.

Just like Facebook becoming Meta, Google becoming Alphabet, and Mindgeek becoming Aylo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701061&forum_id=2).#48790215)



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Date: March 28th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: URKEL (did I do that)

surprised he didn't just shadowban them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUE0PPQI3is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701061&forum_id=2).#48790153)



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Date: March 28th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

Why was it written in all lowercase?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701061&forum_id=2).#48790156)



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Date: March 28th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: Oh, you! Travel! (🧐)

chill | cool | artificial intelligence fueled genx layoffs

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Date: March 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: office towers

*sits down on backwards chair facing you*

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Date: March 28th, 2025 11:19 AM
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Date: March 28th, 2025 9:09 PM
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Date: March 29th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Oh, you! Travel! (🧐)



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Date: March 28th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: March 28th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: potluck



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Date: March 28th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: metaphysical certitude



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Date: March 29th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein



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Date: March 28th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: milky hauls from the shadow people

they all copied jmaw who was a major trendsetter in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701061&forum_id=2).#48790183)



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Date: March 28th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

For the same reason this fag worth $4b wears tie dye shirts. He’s so relatable lol

https://external-preview.redd.it/bay-area-tech-ceo-lays-off-931-workers-with-straight-facts-v0-6HQRatzzr6lStpxcGyed3ozmISmDTrF1H5v3FBdEbtw.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=7f42a5b73d940ca78e1dd2859a5c346967993de1

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Date: March 29th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Do you hate him for his blue eyes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701061&forum_id=2).#48794749)



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Date: March 29th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

What a fucking weird and creepy post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701061&forum_id=2).#48795293)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

You hate White people.

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Date: March 29th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Kenneth Play

lol cr no posing here just the straight up truth stripped to the bone, peace out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701061&forum_id=2).#48794731)



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Date: March 28th, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: cucumbers

my friend used to work at their office back when it was in SF and said the CEO always looked like a haggard homeless guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701061&forum_id=2).#48790226)



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Date: March 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Tom Cruise

He actually used to be pretty handsome for a tech bro before he grew that shitty beard:

https://img-cdn.inc.com/image/upload/f_webp,c_fit,w_1920,q_auto/images/panoramic/jack-dorsey-pensive_51760.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701061&forum_id=2).#48790341)



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Date: March 28th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)

Looks like Pete Buttygij

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701061&forum_id=2).#48790668)



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Date: March 29th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: peeface

tiny bottom 1/3rd. needs the beard.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701061&forum_id=2).#48794750)



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Date: March 29th, 2025 9:11 PM
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Date: March 29th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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Date: March 28th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: """""""'

Superior Anglo Culture

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Date: March 29th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

More like the chopping block, amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701061&forum_id=2).#48794739)



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Date: March 29th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

They have 12,000 employees, lol. Probably need about 1,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701061&forum_id=2).#48794741)



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Date: March 29th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

You mean satoshi nakamoto?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5701061&forum_id=2).#48794766)