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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
..,;,.,;,.,;;,.,..,.,.,;...
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
gibberish (?)
  04/18/25
Cr.
Candy Ride
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
"right wing" twitter mischling
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  04/18/25
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
in vag veritas
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
aqua jeet
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
aqua jeet
  04/18/25
...
potluck
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
luke screenwatcher
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
theranchman
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
theranchman
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
potluck
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
theranchman
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
theranchman
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,
  04/18/25
jfc goys
theranchman
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
potluck
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Fucking Fuckface
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
potluck
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Fucking Fuckface
  04/18/25
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
tarrifs
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
tarrifs
  04/18/25
...
teeth-falling-out dream
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
theranchman
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
..;.;:.;.;..:..;,;,;.
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Fucking Fuckface
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
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  04/19/25


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her pants off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: ..,;,.,;,.,;;,.,..,.,.,;...


sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: "right wing" twitter mischling

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860097)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: in vag veritas

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: aqua jeet (🧐)

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: aqua jeet (🧐)

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: luke screenwatcher (luis)

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: theranchman

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: theranchman

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: potluck

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: theranchman

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: theranchman

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: theranchman

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: potluck

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: potluck

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861675)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: tarrifs

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: tarrifs

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: teeth-falling-out dream



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: theranchman

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: ..;.;:.;.;..:..;,;,;.

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48862424)