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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly
| lavender embarrassed to the bone parlor | 07/14/25 |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: lavender embarrassed to the bone parlor Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: rough-skinned offensive weed whacker volcanic crater u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Zippy soggy degenerate business firm they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: rough-skinned offensive weed whacker volcanic crater sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: yellow trump supporter 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Hilarious fortuitous meteor FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: Low-t Slap-happy Range Codepig Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: talented library masturbator Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Snowy 180 Chapel Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: yellow trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Pink property "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: lavender embarrassed to the bone parlor I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Mewling metal idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: Pink property How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: lavender embarrassed to the bone parlor Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Pink property How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: lavender embarrassed to the bone parlor Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: Pink property Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: floppy address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: vivacious principal's office rigor You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Pink property Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Hilarious fortuitous meteor jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: yellow trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: overrated exhilarant hell sneaky criminal At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Snowy 180 Chapel Karate "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: rough-skinned offensive weed whacker volcanic crater this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: Zippy soggy degenerate business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Pink property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: lavender embarrassed to the bone parlor Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: rough-skinned offensive weed whacker volcanic crater it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: lavender embarrassed to the bone parlor Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: turquoise beady-eyed wrinkle wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101684) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: lavender embarrassed to the bone parlor I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Mind-boggling bearded messiness you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: floppy address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: frozen cuck university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102361) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: crimson shrine fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102363) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: bright big striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102365) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Impressive Sweet Tailpipe Set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102395) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Geriatric curious area voyeur People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: crimson shrine fanboi No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102445) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Low-t Slap-happy Range Codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Odious Self-centered Parlour Marketing Idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103487) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: Mewling metal idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103544) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Awkward Topaz Party Of The First Part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103593) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Pink property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103931) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Fuchsia selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103950) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: Motley Sooty Theatre Factory Reset Button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103011) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Odious Self-centered Parlour Marketing Idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103485) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: yellow trump supporter we all have brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104039) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: yellow trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: floppy address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: Abnormal Peach Filthpig Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101544) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: Marvelous bearded nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101613) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: multi-colored ratface menage stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: floppy address Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: chocolate ticket booth She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Gay Fantasy-prone Abode It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: adventurous dog poop "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Translucent godawful school How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101847) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Mischievous swashbuckling sound barrier Incredible thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101861) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Twinkling cerebral spot mother Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: vivacious principal's office rigor Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103865) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: twisted stimulating black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103899) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: Hilarious fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103903) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: Pink property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103934) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: yellow trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104405) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: yellow trump supporter humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: lavender embarrassed to the bone parlor ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104451) |