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It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: aggressive dilemma

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: orchid demanding theater



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: Outnumbered tripping quadroon cuckoldry



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: violent state halford



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: swollen address people who are hurt



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Unhinged idiot



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: bearded curious clown



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: aggressive dilemma



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling geriatric prole

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged hideous hospital

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: Cowardly meetinghouse police squad

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: puce shrine

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: bateful alcoholic orchestra pit



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: doobsian diverse hall

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Ungodly den

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: up-to-no-good pungent stain



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: garnet set

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: aggressive dilemma

👀

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Painfully honest carnelian electric furnace coldplay fan



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: provocative impressive dragon church



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: aggressive dilemma



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: aggressive dilemma



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: aggressive dilemma



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: aggressive dilemma

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: chestnut vivacious property hominid

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: insecure dull gaming laptop



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