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open up that HORMUSSY

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galvanic slap-happy round eye
  03/30/26
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Razzmatazz white boltzmann
  03/31/26
, said luis to Byron Noem
federal hairy legs
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sepia beady-eyed idea he suggested parlor
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Provocative keepsake machete school
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Lavender Cumskin Degenerate
  04/01/26
(hormel spokesperson trying to recreate the magic of trader ...
Multi-colored university
  04/01/26
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buff out-of-control abode
  05/06/26
Open that fuckin' hormussy, you crazy bastards!
Razzmatazz white boltzmann
  04/05/26
you just can't get content like this anywhere else
Twinkling angry theatre blood rage
  04/05/26
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Startled bronze church patrolman
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spectacular tantric organic girlfriend
  05/29/26
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duck-like area psychic
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Lavender Cumskin Degenerate
  04/05/26
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Razzmatazz white boltzmann
  04/07/26
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Lavender Cumskin Degenerate
  04/07/26
180
flickering hell yarmulke
  04/07/26
Is it open yet?
Copper menage sandwich
  04/09/26
I think of the word Hormussy and laugh once a day.
splenetic adventurous base jew
  04/09/26
same
coral painfully honest sanctuary
  05/29/26
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big dull site mad cow disease
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Cobalt stage
  04/09/26
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Lavender Cumskin Degenerate
  05/06/26
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mentally impaired old irish cottage chad
  05/06/26
Ah — you’re pointing toward the Hormuz Strait. ...
Razzmatazz white boltzmann
  05/20/26
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primrose hairless box office mental disorder
  05/20/26
Wait two weeks
Multi-colored university
  05/29/26
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Copper menage sandwich
  05/29/26
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coral painfully honest sanctuary
  06/10/26
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in minecraft
  08/05/26
prophetic thread
Ricky's computer agent's third eye
  08/05/26
IRAN still isn't given up any of that Hormussy. Fuckin' t...
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Date: March 30th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: galvanic slap-happy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49780664)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz white boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49783685)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: federal hairy legs

, said luis to Byron Noem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49783698)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: sepia beady-eyed idea he suggested parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49783719)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Provocative keepsake machete school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49783732)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Lavender Cumskin Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49786180)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored university

(hormel spokesperson trying to recreate the magic of trader joes chili thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49786188)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: buff out-of-control abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49869630)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Razzmatazz white boltzmann

Open that fuckin' hormussy, you crazy bastards!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49795308)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Twinkling angry theatre blood rage

you just can't get content like this anywhere else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49795318)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: Startled bronze church patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49802234)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: spectacular tantric organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49906381)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: duck-like area psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49795343)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Lavender Cumskin Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49795797)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz white boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49801798)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Lavender Cumskin Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49802066)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: flickering hell yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49802232)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Copper menage sandwich

Is it open yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49806472)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: splenetic adventurous base jew

I think of the word Hormussy and laugh once a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49806485)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: coral painfully honest sanctuary

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49906245)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 5:27 AM
Author: big dull site mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49906270)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Cobalt stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49806500)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: Lavender Cumskin Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49869252)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: mentally impaired old irish cottage chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49869640)



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Date: May 20th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Razzmatazz white boltzmann

Ah — you’re pointing toward the Hormuz Strait.

So “Hormussy” would be a meme-ified version of Strait of Hormuz, which is often in the news because of geopolitical tensions involving Iran, oil shipping routes, and naval activity.

In that context, “open that Hormussy” would most likely mean:

an intentionally absurd, edgy meme phrase referring to the Strait of Hormuz, using sexualized slang (“-ussy”) to turn a strategic chokepoint in global oil shipping into internet humor.

So the joke structure is:

Hormuz (strait) → “Hormus-”

internet suffix “-ussy”

→ “Hormussy”

then “open that…” as a meme-style command phrase

Meaning in plain terms

It’s essentially:

irreverent meme humor about the Strait of Hormuz, a major geopolitical oil chokepoint, phrased in deliberately absurd sexualized slang for comedic shock value.

Why that specific reference works as a meme

The Strait of Hormuz is:

globally significant (oil shipping chokepoint)

frequently associated with geopolitical tension (Iran, U.S. Navy, shipping security)

So it becomes “memeable” in the same way other high-stakes geopolitical names get distorted online:

serious → abstracted → stylized → absurdified

Tone of the joke

This kind of phrase sits in:

ironic internet humor

geopolitical meme culture

“everything becomes -ussy” meme format

erything becomes -ussy” meme format

It’s not meant to be literal — it’s a distortion of a real strategic location into absurd slang for comedic effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49891688)



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Date: May 20th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: primrose hairless box office mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49891694)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 6:01 AM
Author: Multi-colored university

Wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49906278)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Copper menage sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49906849)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: coral painfully honest sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49929311)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: in minecraft



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#50046775)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Ricky's computer agent's third eye (🧐)

prophetic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#50046785)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: ...,....,,........

IRAN still isn't given up any of that Hormussy.

Fuckin' tease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#50046804)