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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH
| Shaky bateful locale | 04/29/26 |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Shaky bateful locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851221) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: drunken theatre hunting ground 3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851229) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Shaky bateful locale You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: drunken theatre hunting ground Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857429) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM Author: vibrant insecure yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857978) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Walnut Temple Potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851269) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: Shaky bateful locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851296) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: vibrant insecure yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858174) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Glassy gay wizard native the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851271) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: splenetic philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852359) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: vibrant insecure yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857979) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: cordovan mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria tank you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858148) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: vibrant insecure yarmulke Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858159) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: splenetic philosopher-king https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: vibrant insecure yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49860161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: Shaky bateful locale Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Glassy gay wizard native Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Shaky bateful locale Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: vibrant insecure yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852293) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: House-broken Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852307) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: slate pungent theater clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852622) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: splenetic philosopher-king 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Walnut Temple Potus hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852981) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: Shaky bateful locale Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: sickened harsh death wish What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Shaky bateful locale He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: vengeful hell What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: Shaky bateful locale To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: vengeful hell How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Shaky bateful locale To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Histrionic Bisexual Nursing Home French Chef Post your closing argument text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: Shaky bateful locale Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: vengeful hell I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857244) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: vibrant insecure yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858175) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: Histrionic Bisexual Nursing Home French Chef How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: vengeful hell I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: vibrant insecure yarmulke The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858176) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM Author: House-broken Corn Cake 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856953) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Walnut Temple Potus 180. I love forklift cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857530) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Aqua hyperventilating station ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854604) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Spruce hall How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854522) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: Spruce hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856799) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: Garnet domesticated blood rage hospital just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Shaky bateful locale My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857452) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM Author: vengeful hell Do you ever think you'll go private? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Shaky bateful locale Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: vibrant insecure yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857974) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM Author: vengeful hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM Author: vibrant insecure yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858108) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: boyish space incel Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858160) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: vibrant insecure yarmulke Shalom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858162) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria tank congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858149) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM Author: House-broken Corn Cake Ginger tea with honey! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858150) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM Author: vibrant insecure yarmulke 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858156) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Shaky bateful locale Looking forward to this, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858226) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: vibrant insecure yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858227) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: boyish space incel Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858161) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: vibrant insecure yarmulke Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858173) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: splenetic philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49860163) |