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Business Idea: 50 mile long lazy river w/ stopoff points, bars

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Carnelian Thriller Base Doctorate
  06/19/14
Twist: it's underground Double twist: it's in MFH
metal theatre
  06/19/14
everyone would get electrocuted when that ENERGY touched the...
Carnelian Thriller Base Doctorate
  06/19/14
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galvanic ruddy incel gas station
  06/20/14
Ghostbusters II - River of Slime
sinister generalized bond stead
  06/20/14
lol this is already happening in the south, little brother ...
Fragrant theater stage
  06/19/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RvYCRJmAQ
Hairraiser amber goal in life den
  06/19/14
how many STDs caught on that trip?
titillating bonkers trailer park tattoo
  06/19/14
gotta catch 'em all!
Hairraiser amber goal in life den
  06/19/14
Vang Vieng was the most 180^180 party place ever. I'm so sad...
Translucent Library
  06/20/14
Cr, best trip ever
slap-happy ticket booth
  06/20/14
Alcohol and water. What could possibly go wrong?
lemon kitty
  06/19/14
that describes most rivers in the country that extend for 50...
comical dingle berry
  06/19/14
bro.t ehse bars would be RIGHT ON THE LAZY RIVER. you would ...
Carnelian Thriller Base Doctorate
  06/20/14
An underground river... you mean a sewer? Sign me up
zombie-like senate double fault
  06/20/14
How would you get back to your car/home after you've floated...
wild sick police squad
  06/20/14
jump
trip garrison
  06/20/14
could be a circular river
Ocher Aromatic Weed Whacker
  06/20/14
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Carnelian Thriller Base Doctorate
  06/20/14
(guy unfamiliar with the concept of a lazy river)
passionate gaming laptop
  06/20/14
in a way this is how all commerce used to be (jack frost)
Up-to-no-good cracking puppy water buffalo
  06/20/14
this sounds 180. i want this to happen irl now.
Sable dilemma
  06/20/14
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Bellevue therapy dog tp
  06/05/26
http://www.yumarivertubing.com/
contagious rigor
  06/20/14
way too much chlorine required bro. and cleaning staff. and ...
Vigorous dragon nursing home
  06/20/14
(dreamkiller)
Hairraiser amber goal in life den
  06/20/14
:( man I hate to pop j shad's balloon. he's a very im...
Vigorous dragon nursing home
  06/20/14
U know what Sam Hess. I'm tired of naysayers like u. I've go...
Carnelian Thriller Base Doctorate
  06/20/14
"but that water isn't clean, there's no way they could ...
Vigorous dragon nursing home
  06/20/14
fucking lawyers. we can't have an awesome river to float dow...
wonderful idiotic cruise ship psychic
  06/20/14
just do life vests instead of tubes, different themes for di...
Glittery piazza wagecucks
  06/20/14
isn't that basically Venice?
passionate gaming laptop
  06/20/14


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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Carnelian Thriller Base Doctorate



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: metal theatre

Twist: it's underground

Double twist: it's in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25781789)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:30 PM
Author: Carnelian Thriller Base Doctorate

everyone would get electrocuted when that ENERGY touched the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25781807)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: galvanic ruddy incel gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25783912)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: sinister generalized bond stead

Ghostbusters II - River of Slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25782280)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Fragrant theater stage

lol this is already happening in the south, little brother

except instead of bars there are guns and skeet shooting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25781796)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser amber goal in life den

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RvYCRJmAQ



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25781824)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: titillating bonkers trailer park tattoo

how many STDs caught on that trip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25781874)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser amber goal in life den

gotta catch 'em all!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25781882)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: Translucent Library

Vang Vieng was the most 180^180 party place ever. I'm so sad it's gone now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25782247)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: slap-happy ticket booth

Cr, best trip ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25782597)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: lemon kitty

Alcohol and water. What could possibly go wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25781859)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: comical dingle berry

that describes most rivers in the country that extend for 50+ miles... you have to drive into town to go to the bar, but basically that's what we already have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25781908)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Carnelian Thriller Base Doctorate

bro.t ehse bars would be RIGHT ON THE LAZY RIVER. you would just float up to the edge of the LR & the waiter would take you're order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25781985)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: zombie-like senate double fault

An underground river... you mean a sewer? Sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25782013)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: wild sick police squad

How would you get back to your car/home after you've floated miles downriver?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25782229)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: trip garrison

jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25782252)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Ocher Aromatic Weed Whacker

could be a circular river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25782281)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Carnelian Thriller Base Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25782297)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: passionate gaming laptop

(guy unfamiliar with the concept of a lazy river)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25783657)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good cracking puppy water buffalo

in a way this is how all commerce used to be (jack frost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25782272)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Sable dilemma

this sounds 180. i want this to happen irl now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25782276)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: contagious rigor

http://www.yumarivertubing.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25782341)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:00 AM
Author: Vigorous dragon nursing home

way too much chlorine required bro. and cleaning staff. and believe me if you commercialized it you'd need to clean the water.

I guess if enough concession places opened up you could take a cut from each one and subsidize the cleaning expenses but ...it would cost a lot.

main threat to this would be lawsuits from dipshits who got fucked up, fell off their tubes, inhaled water and almost died before the lifeguards did CPR on them. that's if these concession stands could even get liquor licenses in the first place.

what you COULD do is you could start building a river, one section at a time, and expand it slowly. concession stands wouldn't be able to sell alcohol though, way too much red tape...more like sodas/food/icees and shit. problem is you couldn't expand it too far because it will get less profitable per mile....people will get bored and get off, which is the main problem. Also, they'll fill up on food and drink during the first couple miles and then won't want as much for most of the trip. or they'll wait until the end and won't buy much at first. sure, people will still want drinks and stuff just saying generally....people would only eat once or twice. You'd have to subsidize it using merchandise vendors and shit, but that wouldn't be enough.

Sorry to take the wind out of your sails, brah. Seems like it would be awesome to have if you were rich but it's not profitable at all.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25782730)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Hairraiser amber goal in life den

(dreamkiller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25782731)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Vigorous dragon nursing home

:(

man I hate to pop j shad's balloon. he's a very imaginative bro.

but dreamkiller gon' do what a dreamkiller gon' do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25782733)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:14 AM
Author: Carnelian Thriller Base Doctorate

U know what Sam Hess. I'm tired of naysayers like u. I've gone through my life terrified, but not anymore.

*puts shades down, hops into inner tube & slowly floats out of sight, disappearing over the horizon*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25782788)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Vigorous dragon nursing home

"but that water isn't clean, there's no way they could afford iiiiittttttt......", my voice trailed off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25782798)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 9:57 AM
Author: wonderful idiotic cruise ship psychic

fucking lawyers. we can't have an awesome river to float down because of lawsuits and red tape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25783295)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Glittery piazza wagecucks

just do life vests instead of tubes, different themes for different sections of the river, TONS of restrooms along the route, and very, very high prices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25783765)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: passionate gaming laptop

isn't that basically Venice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2).#25783739)