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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Violent Area
  07/17/22
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smoky generalized bond library
  07/17/22
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Coral Laughsome Coffee Pot Black Woman
  07/17/22
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White Confused Windowlicker Really Tough Guy
  07/18/22
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Violent Area
  09/29/22
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Violent Area
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Salmon Nursing Home Masturbator
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Salmon Nursing Home Masturbator
  01/07/23
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White Confused Windowlicker Really Tough Guy
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
boyish federal chapel cuckold
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
boyish federal chapel cuckold
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Coiffed well-lubricated scourge upon the earth telephone
  03/18/23
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Violent Area
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
boyish federal chapel cuckold
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
excitant dog poop
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Pungent yarmulke principal's office
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Deranged ruby party of the first part
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Deranged ruby party of the first part
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Deranged ruby party of the first part
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
cracking silver deer antler space
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Deranged ruby party of the first part
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Deranged ruby party of the first part
  08/23/24
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Deranged ruby party of the first part
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Deranged ruby party of the first part
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Deranged ruby party of the first part
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Deranged ruby party of the first part
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Bull Headed Jet Mental Disorder
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Lavender partner weed whacker
  09/28/24
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Violent Area
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Deranged ruby party of the first part
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Deranged ruby party of the first part
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Violent Area

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: smoky generalized bond library



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Coral Laughsome Coffee Pot Black Woman



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: White Confused Windowlicker Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Violent Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Violent Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Salmon Nursing Home Masturbator

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Salmon Nursing Home Masturbator

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: White Confused Windowlicker Really Tough Guy



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: boyish federal chapel cuckold

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: boyish federal chapel cuckold

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Coiffed well-lubricated scourge upon the earth telephone

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Violent Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: boyish federal chapel cuckold

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: excitant dog poop

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Pungent yarmulke principal's office

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Deranged ruby party of the first part

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Deranged ruby party of the first part

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Deranged ruby party of the first part

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: cracking silver deer antler space

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Deranged ruby party of the first part

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Deranged ruby party of the first part

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Deranged ruby party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Deranged ruby party of the first part

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Deranged ruby party of the first part

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Deranged ruby party of the first part

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Bull Headed Jet Mental Disorder

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Lavender partner weed whacker

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Violent Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Deranged ruby party of the first part

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Deranged ruby party of the first part

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#49932244)